Cocoa Islands
25-08-2004, 15:04
Idealism: you have two cows. Your wife milks it.
Realism: you have two cows. Your have wife, but you milk it alone.
Socialism: you have two cows. You take one and other you give to neighbor.
Communism: you have two cows. The government takes both cows and give milk to you and your neighbor.
Fascism: you have two cows. You give milk to government and they sell it for you.
Fascism 2: you have two cows. The government sends one cow to concentration camp.
Capitalism: you have two cows. You milk it alone, later you spill milk in the pit, because you need to keep market price.
Nazism: you have two cows. Government kills you and takes your cows.
Anarchism: you have two cows. They kill you, and milk each other.
Pure communism: you have two cows. Your neighbors are helping you and you all share milk.
International communism: you have two cows, and share it with neighbors, but you and all neighbors are argue about the milk. in those days nobody works , nobody get milk, cows die, because of starvation.
Russian communism: you have two cows. You have to care about cows, government takes all milk. You are stealing some milk and selling it in black market.
Perestroika: you have two cows. You have to care about cows, mafia takes all milk. You are stealing some milk and selling it in free market.
Cambodian communism: you have two cows. Government takes both cows, and kills you.
Militarism: you have two cows. Government takes both cows and conscripted you in to the army.
Totalitarism: You have two cows. The government takes both and denies that cows ever exist. Milk is banned.
Pure democracy: you have two cows. Your neighbors decide who will get milk.
Representative democracy: you have two cows. Your neighbors your neighbors elect delegate, who decides who will get milk.
British democracy: you have two cows. You feed them with sheep brains and they go mad. Government does nothing.
Bureaucracy: you have two cows. Government decides when you have to milk them and what they have to eat. Later you star to pay taxes for milking cows. After that they take both cows, one cow they kill. They are milking second cow, but pour all milk into canalization. At last you have to write documents where have cows gone.
Total anarchy: you have two cows. You have to sell milk at low price and your neighbors are trying to kill you and take your cows.
Pure capitalism: you have no cows. Bank will not give you a credit, because you have no job.
Pure socialism: you have two cows. The government takes your cows and places it together with your neighbor cows; you have to milk all cows. Government takes milk, but you can keep milk of both your cows.
Bureaucracy socialism: you have two cows. The former chicken farmers milk them. You have to take care about chickens, which were taken from chicken?s farmers, who are taking care about your cows. You can keep some milk and some eggs.
Sadism: you have two cows. You kill both and drown in the milk.
Apartheid: you have two cows. Black cow milk you give to White cow, but you are not drinking white cows milk.
Commonweal country: you have two cows. You milk both cows, and giving their milk to other cows.
Bureaucracy: you have two cows. If you want to milk them you have write 26 documents.
United Nation: You have two cows. France prevents you to milk cows. USA and Israel prevent cows to milk you. New Zealand not voted.
Mutual feeling: you have two cows. You sell one cow and buy bull.
Pessimism: you have two cows, but you are not milking them, because milk can be sour.
Feudalism: you have two cows. Your Feudal regularly take half of milk.
Mistake: you have two cows and marry one cow.
Discrimination: You have two cows, but you are milking only one.
Moronic: you have two cows. You are not milking them because you don?t know from which one you need start.
Narcotic addiction : you have two cows, but you are not milking them because, they are flying to high.
Whatever: You have two cows. Whatever?
Warcraft: you have two cows. You are upgrading cows to horses.
Romantic: you have two cows. You are not milking cows, because cows have very big, blue eyes.
Duke Nuke: you have two cows. You change weapon to RPG?
Hacker: You have two cows. You are trying to crack cows and take milk from milk glands.
Idiot: you have two cows. You are not milking cows, because you don?t know from which nipple you have to start.
Poor man: you have two cows, but you have no bucked?
Poor man 2: you have no cows.
Busy man: you have two cows. You are buying milk in supermarket, because it?s much faster.
Sheik: you have harem of cows. You can?t milk cows anymore.
Philosopher: you have two cows, you are not milking cows, because where is the point?
Programmer: you have two cows, but you are not milking cows, because it is hardware problem.
Green-Peace: You have two cows; you are not milking cows because it will be exploitation.
Real life: you have two cows. You are milking cows, but still in deep shit.
Green-Peace2: you have two cows. Government bans milking and killing cows.
Surrealism: you have two giraffe. The government decides that you have to learn how to play on accordion.
Realism: you have two cows. Your have wife, but you milk it alone.
Socialism: you have two cows. You take one and other you give to neighbor.
Communism: you have two cows. The government takes both cows and give milk to you and your neighbor.
Fascism: you have two cows. You give milk to government and they sell it for you.
Fascism 2: you have two cows. The government sends one cow to concentration camp.
Capitalism: you have two cows. You milk it alone, later you spill milk in the pit, because you need to keep market price.
Nazism: you have two cows. Government kills you and takes your cows.
Anarchism: you have two cows. They kill you, and milk each other.
Pure communism: you have two cows. Your neighbors are helping you and you all share milk.
International communism: you have two cows, and share it with neighbors, but you and all neighbors are argue about the milk. in those days nobody works , nobody get milk, cows die, because of starvation.
Russian communism: you have two cows. You have to care about cows, government takes all milk. You are stealing some milk and selling it in black market.
Perestroika: you have two cows. You have to care about cows, mafia takes all milk. You are stealing some milk and selling it in free market.
Cambodian communism: you have two cows. Government takes both cows, and kills you.
Militarism: you have two cows. Government takes both cows and conscripted you in to the army.
Totalitarism: You have two cows. The government takes both and denies that cows ever exist. Milk is banned.
Pure democracy: you have two cows. Your neighbors decide who will get milk.
Representative democracy: you have two cows. Your neighbors your neighbors elect delegate, who decides who will get milk.
British democracy: you have two cows. You feed them with sheep brains and they go mad. Government does nothing.
Bureaucracy: you have two cows. Government decides when you have to milk them and what they have to eat. Later you star to pay taxes for milking cows. After that they take both cows, one cow they kill. They are milking second cow, but pour all milk into canalization. At last you have to write documents where have cows gone.
Total anarchy: you have two cows. You have to sell milk at low price and your neighbors are trying to kill you and take your cows.
Pure capitalism: you have no cows. Bank will not give you a credit, because you have no job.
Pure socialism: you have two cows. The government takes your cows and places it together with your neighbor cows; you have to milk all cows. Government takes milk, but you can keep milk of both your cows.
Bureaucracy socialism: you have two cows. The former chicken farmers milk them. You have to take care about chickens, which were taken from chicken?s farmers, who are taking care about your cows. You can keep some milk and some eggs.
Sadism: you have two cows. You kill both and drown in the milk.
Apartheid: you have two cows. Black cow milk you give to White cow, but you are not drinking white cows milk.
Commonweal country: you have two cows. You milk both cows, and giving their milk to other cows.
Bureaucracy: you have two cows. If you want to milk them you have write 26 documents.
United Nation: You have two cows. France prevents you to milk cows. USA and Israel prevent cows to milk you. New Zealand not voted.
Mutual feeling: you have two cows. You sell one cow and buy bull.
Pessimism: you have two cows, but you are not milking them, because milk can be sour.
Feudalism: you have two cows. Your Feudal regularly take half of milk.
Mistake: you have two cows and marry one cow.
Discrimination: You have two cows, but you are milking only one.
Moronic: you have two cows. You are not milking them because you don?t know from which one you need start.
Narcotic addiction : you have two cows, but you are not milking them because, they are flying to high.
Whatever: You have two cows. Whatever?
Warcraft: you have two cows. You are upgrading cows to horses.
Romantic: you have two cows. You are not milking cows, because cows have very big, blue eyes.
Duke Nuke: you have two cows. You change weapon to RPG?
Hacker: You have two cows. You are trying to crack cows and take milk from milk glands.
Idiot: you have two cows. You are not milking cows, because you don?t know from which nipple you have to start.
Poor man: you have two cows, but you have no bucked?
Poor man 2: you have no cows.
Busy man: you have two cows. You are buying milk in supermarket, because it?s much faster.
Sheik: you have harem of cows. You can?t milk cows anymore.
Philosopher: you have two cows, you are not milking cows, because where is the point?
Programmer: you have two cows, but you are not milking cows, because it is hardware problem.
Green-Peace: You have two cows; you are not milking cows because it will be exploitation.
Real life: you have two cows. You are milking cows, but still in deep shit.
Green-Peace2: you have two cows. Government bans milking and killing cows.
Surrealism: you have two giraffe. The government decides that you have to learn how to play on accordion.