NationStates Jolt Archive


How many time a day do you move a bowel?

Japaica
24-08-2004, 20:03
Me personally, at least once a day. :D
Joey P
24-08-2004, 20:05
mine or someone else's?
Katganistan
24-08-2004, 20:05
Me personally, at least once a day. :D

I type a lot.... hmm, well, let's look at this sentence for an average....


Wow. 20 in one sentence. I guess I am forever moving vowels.
Doorn Batask
24-08-2004, 20:10
This could be bad, if the voting keeps up in the same pattern...
Douchetron
24-08-2004, 20:12
I pooped in my chair, it sucks because i'm sure as hell not cleaning it up.
Fury Feet
24-08-2004, 20:15
Amen to that brother!!!!!!! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :headbang:
Katganistan
24-08-2004, 20:16
I pooped in my chair, it sucks because i'm sure as hell not cleaning it up.

And this is your first post? Congratulations.
HannibalSmith
24-08-2004, 20:18
Thanks to my fiber pills I defecate regularly every morning. I sit there with the newspaper, a pack of Camels, black coffee, and a bowl of fruit. It starts the day off right.
Fury Feet
24-08-2004, 20:21
Now there is sick. and i know sick. My cousins my sister.
Doom777
24-08-2004, 20:27
1/2 a day. That means once every two days.
Ersatz Absurdity
24-08-2004, 20:32
Thanks to my fiber pills I defecate regularly every morning. I sit there with the newspaper, a pack of Camels, black coffee, and a bowl of fruit. It starts the day off right.
Do you live on the bog or something?
HannibalSmith
24-08-2004, 20:49
Do you live on the bog or something?

No I live in a nice home here in the country. Not a mental home by the way.
Tezmazakstan
24-08-2004, 20:51
I'm a vegan and I eat Fruit and Fibre every morning for breakfast. I crap a lot.
Bad Republicans
24-08-2004, 20:52
once every few days, but it takes me up to half an hour :mad: :mad: :headbang: :headbang: :eek:
Bad Republicans
24-08-2004, 20:53
once every few days, but it takes me up to half an hour :mad: :mad: :headbang: :headbang: :eek:

my expressions in ascending order, you'll get it
East Coast Federation
24-08-2004, 21:55
The way the voting is going is interesting.......
HadesRulesMuch
24-08-2004, 21:58
srry fer me typin, but i am usin one hand. the other is.... busy. and thn im gnna go tak a crap.
Japaica
24-08-2004, 22:43
I like to think my 3rd poll option was a great idea :D
Kivetevik
24-08-2004, 23:08
Once a day, but it can take from 20-45 minutes.
Japaica
24-08-2004, 23:12
wow...45 minutes
Japaica
25-08-2004, 01:09
bump
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
25-08-2004, 01:53
Usually once or twice a day unless I have a nasty case of the shits. Then it’s like three-hundred times a day.