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Hail, or avast rather. I've been reading Nodwick lately, and having seen what happened there, I now desire the opinions of others.

Who would win in a fight, Ninja-Pirates or Cannibal-Vikings? We have to go with the sterotypical versions of ninjas and vikings, because they're cooler... So, who would win in this fictional brawl, the massive flesh eating norseman with an axe, or a bearded, parroted, man in black carrying shuriken and a rather cool looking sword?

Feel free to actually try and make some serious points, or just yell in pirate lingo at the other people voting on the poll.

For the record, that last poll option is in tribute to The Sword and Sheild, who still believes that the aliens are coming.

Hargh... Pirates OF COURSE

Now if by cannibal Vikings you were implying the myth where the cannibal gains the powers of the one he eats, that I would definitely have to go with the Vikings. The berserks are tough as nails already. Give them the powers from their fallen victims and they will become unstoppable. No ninja pirate could ever match the powers of a cannibalistic Viking.

He'd have to be able to kill and eat a ninja first though ;)

My brother is a re-enactor. 1650-1750 era duelling. With tricorn harts and lace. He is getting a re-enactment katana, and is going to play the part of a pirate. A pirate with a samurai sword. Sound familiar?

Therefore I have to vote ninja-pirate purely because my brother IS one!

Ninja pirates pwnz all.

NINJA PIRATES!

Oh that's great.

I do think ninja pirates would win, though. I mean, they have parrots on their side. The parrots could distract the vikings while a ninja goes all l33thaxx0r and attack.

Then again, I have an over-reactive imagination. ^_^

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He'd have to be able to kill and eat a ninja first though ;)
Bah, the Viking can eat other people first. For instance he can eat a dancer to increase his agility and grace and confuse the hell out of the Ninja Pirate with a nice seducing poll dance. He can even eat a hunter to help increase his stealth tactics. Or if he eats another Cannibal Viking he can gain all of his powers.