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With a title in such bold leters probably has you expecting something earth shattering in this thread. Sorry...but the shocking reveltions are not earth-shattering...even if they are shocking.

So, what's the purpose of this thread? I want everyone to say something shocking about themselves that no one else knows. It can mean something no one knows here, or anything; it's completely up to you.

I'll save mine for later...

I was arrested and kept in county jail for two weeks, while driving thru Warsaw Indiana (I was driving east with all my belongings), because they thought I looked like one of them long haired hippies that had broken thru a wall at one of the last Grateful Dead concerts that took place in Indiana and they illegally searched my car and found 47 mason jars full of mycelium which would have sprouted some damn good psychedelic mushrooms. I made the front page in their town paper. Then after two weeks and being let out into the streets (they sold my car and all of my belongings and took all of my money except for a check for $3), they told me to get out of town and that hitchhiking was illegal and if they found me on the streets they would put me back in jail for vagrancy.

Sometimes, when people least expect it, I act responsibly and in a 'normal' manner.

Sometimes, when people least expect it, I act responsibly and in a 'normal' manner.
That's scary! :eek:

Sometimes, when people least expect it, I act responsibly and in a 'normal' manner.
HOLY SHIT! REALLY!

I'm bisexual but not promiscuous :eek:

I'm a Christian, yet I support the NDP (Canada's socialist party)

I'm a Christian, yet I support the NDP (Canada's socialist party)
Wow, what a combination.

And, so, it was kind of disappointing when they lost, wasn't it?

My parents middle names are Mary and Joseph. Is that shocking?

(Don't worry. I have many more :D)

Yeah. I was afraid Jack Layton wouldn't get his seat.

My parents middle names are Mary and Joseph. Is that shocking?

(Don't worry. I have many more :D)

I have an Uncle named Jack and Diane - they were two American kids growing up, in the heartland. it's true.

I once fell in with a bad crowd and robbed an Off-licence to get their respect.and some money.
(AKA convenience store,Liqour Store/Mart for our American cousins)
I say I robbed it,It was a till grab.But I had to threaten a guy with a knife who blocked the door & then tried to grapple with me.
Then I got chased by three people,two from the store.They ran me down,and cornered me. I had already threw the knife whilst running,I knew I didn't have what it took to use it in cold blood anyway.
They overpowered me & called the cops.
I was arrested,went to court,Was charged with armed robbery but let off with a caution.It was my first and last run-in with gangs or police.
You wouldn't know it to look at me.
Telling this story now,it seems like another person I'm writing about.But it has taught me not to judge people.
Upbringing,enviroment,peer pressure,social & economic factors all have bearings.
I came from a good family but the Area I grew up in was rough.Gangs ran the place.
It was a case of pick a team or get roughed up by everybody.

I have an Uncle named Jack and Diane - they were two American kids growing up, in the heartland. it's true.


Your uncle is named Jack..... AND Diane?

;)

lol ooops

yeah he has split peronalities. :p

okay aunt and uncle. damn I hate not getting any sleep.

My parents middle names are Mary and Joseph. Is that shocking?

(Don't worry. I have many more :D)
Its Jebus!

Your uncle is named Jack..... AND Diane?
See the transgender (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=347809) topic for details.

:p

Its Jebus!

Except i'm a commo. I know, I don't understand how that works either...

I was electricuted once.

I used to steal money from my step-father's money jar on top of his dresser almost every morning before I left for school when no one was home. Usually only a couple of bucks at a time...

Ok, another...I fell off a motorbike going at 70km/h when I was 10 and suffered only a slightly grazed chin.

I am elegible for social security benefits for a disability but choose not to recieve it, so some loser that refuses to work(but could) can have it.

I stayed awake for 72 hours, and then tried driving at night.
I passed out about three times before I just drove over to the side of the road and went to sleep.
When I awoke someone had spray painted "piss hed" (Badspelling included) on the side of my car. To be fair, I'd have to say that it was an improvement over the old rust job (it didn't deserve to be called a paint job anymore).

I stayed awake for 72 hours, and then tried driving at night.
I passed out about three times before I just drove over to the side of the road and went to sleep.
When I awoke someone had spray painted "piss hed" (Badspelling included) on the side of my car. To be fair, I'd have to say that it was an improvement over the old rust job (it didn't deserve to be called a paint job anymore).

lol

I liek to eat my own bogeys

I was arrested and kept in county jail for two weeks, while driving thru Warsaw Indiana (I was driving east with all my belongings), because they thought I looked like one of them long haired hippies that had broken thru a wall at one of the last Grateful Dead concerts that took place in Indiana and they illegally searched my car and found 47 mason jars full of mycelium which would have sprouted some damn good psychedelic mushrooms. I made the front page in their town paper. Then after two weeks and being let out into the streets (they sold my car and all of my belongings and took all of my money except for a check for $3), they told me to get out of town and that hitchhiking was illegal and if they found me on the streets they would put me back in jail for vagrancy.

ouch

ya, cops suck

I am human!
I have inter-conflicts and Dialogue with my ID self persona. I can release him for a additional boost in pain reduction, strength(slightly), and speed.

I can control electrical impulses in my body, its cool feeling my hairs move when I do it.

I can absorb energy off others and things such as a lightbulb.
REcently my mom's head was hurting and I drained it into my arm but the next day the pain in my arm was terrible. But my mom's head was fine.

Um, I think that is all: Oh and except for the ID self persona thing my family knows rest lol.

A group of friends and I seized control of our college and locked out the faculty. We stayed there for two weeks.

Its Jebus!

Nah.
Jebus is his middle name.
;)

Nah.
Jebus is his middle name.
;)

Jesus Jebus Christ?

does he mind if we call him JJ?

I am elegible for social security benefits for a disability but choose not to recieve it, so some loser that refuses to work(but could) can have it.

I want to applaud you by the way … if ya can make it without do so (I am in the same boat here … knee injuries and other medical issues) but I have no problem :)


Anyways hmmm something weird …
I cut off a finger (and had it re attached) in kindergarten :) (got to love the hinges of heavy doors on a windy day)

I once killed a toaster, hence my nation's name as a mark of respect towards toaster kind :)
By killed I mean got up one morning to have some toast, went to put the bread in and pushed down the lever thing and all it did was make strange blue flashes and pop the toast back up. I had to hold the bread down 'manually' and guess how long bread took to toast, but I judged wrong and had to eat half-way-toast (slightly soggy but just hot enough to burn your hand)
Also i almost vomited after eating 5 pancakes with fillings such as gravy granules, tomato and marmite.
I’m just wondering how seriously people will take me now when i get involved in political debate...

i'm scared of the dark and (if i'm alone) i still jump onto my bed from a distance in case there's something under it and i still suck my thumb if i'm tired or bored

I feel overboard my ship while in port :p

I enjoy playing on people's fears. I capsized by accident in a kayak in 4 feet of water, and had trouble rescuing it.

I will be shattered if I am not given the opportunity to sell my yellowcake recipe to developing nations. How else can I give my arms production a radioactive shot in the arm? President of Olivettlia, Senor Pulpa Fantasma

I speak some French and im proud :)

I have spent the last 16 years viciously crushing any sort of emotion that would tempt me to call something "cute", or anything of that nature. It's a true story, I despise that word and what it stands for. So what if now I'm a soulless bastard, I think it's preferable. And no, I'm not one of those gothic people or someone who glorifies evil or anything of the sort, I'm just a guy who hates fake emotions.

I speak some French and im proud :)

I speak some French and some German and some Latin.

Ou est le chien? Wo ist das Hund? ubi est canis?

And that's not all I can do verbs. ;)

When I was younger, I went into a store in Disneyland and stole several dollars worth of toys from a basket. I eventually was caught and had to give them back but God, Disney can afford it. I also speak Latin: Pro patria et deo! Factum!!!!!! Pronounce the "a" like a "u". I actually speak in small amounts in over 10 languages but only a few in most.

[QUOTE=Kasland]ubi est canis? [QUOTE]

sub mensa est.

Fell 15 feet out of a tree, and onto my chest when I was 11! :D No bones broken though...

I speak fluent Italian.

I've been able to emulate Jonny Greenwood on the guitar for 4 years now.

Nobody has ever beaten me at Sega Rally. Ever. (The 1995 original arcade, later Saturn, game)

I stole a couple of times from HMV in my youth, was never caught, but got way too paranoid afterwards to enjoy anything about the act, or the CD I'd stolen.

My left nipple is pierced.

My left bicep has two celtic pattern tattoos.

I smoke at least two joints a day if I can help it.

I've shouted the word 'wanker' on national BBC radio.

I'm personally acquainted with every Futurehead (www.thefutureheads.com).

I once went clubbing on 'shrooms. Not reccommended.

i'm scared of the dark and (if i'm alone) i still jump onto my bed from a distance in case there's something under it and i still suck my thumb if i'm tired or bored
All together now:

"AAAWWWWWWWW"

I fucked my sister.

I fucked my sister.

we have a winner

I'm a girl, even though 98% of the General forum posters think I'm a boy.

I'm a girl, even though 98% of the General forum posters think I'm a boy.
The word is "male"

A group of friends and I seized control of our college and locked out the faculty. We stayed there for two weeks.
Really?
That's great. Almost makes me wish I could go back.
Its minor revolutions like that that make me proud to be human.

I'm a girl, even though 98% of the General forum posters think I'm a boy.
Hmn... Meh...doesn't stop me *snicker* I kid... but, you're a girl? Cool!

I'm a girl, even though 98% of the General forum posters think I'm a boy.


Ya you fooled me!


hmmmm I once Thretend to shoot up my school

I was electricuted once.


Clever. *L*

Ya you fooled me!


hmmmm I once Thretend to shoot up my school

I know someone that did that at my uni for a joke, but they locked him up anyway.

I'm a guy, and i once turned down sex with a girl.

:eek:

I was arrested and kept in county jail for two weeks, while driving thru Warsaw Indiana (I was driving east with all my belongings), because they thought I looked like one of them long haired hippies that had broken thru a wall at one of the last Grateful Dead concerts that took place in Indiana and they illegally searched my car and found 47 mason jars full of mycelium which would have sprouted some damn good psychedelic mushrooms. I made the front page in their town paper. Then after two weeks and being let out into the streets (they sold my car and all of my belongings and took all of my money except for a check for $3), they told me to get out of town and that hitchhiking was illegal and if they found me on the streets they would put me back in jail for vagrancy.
what basterds. cops are such hypocritical pigs--but at least they let you out tho

Sometimes, when people least expect it, I act responsibly and in a 'normal' manner.
good one LOL LOL LOL:D

I once fell in with a bad crowd and robbed an Off-licence to get their respect.and some money.
(AKA convenience store,Liqour Store/Mart for our American cousins)
I say I robbed it,It was a till grab.But I had to threaten a guy with a knife who blocked the door & then tried to grapple with me.
Then I got chased by three people,two from the store.They ran me down,and cornered me. I had already threw the knife whilst running,I knew I didn't have what it took to use it in cold blood anyway.
They overpowered me & called the cops.
I was arrested,went to court,Was charged with armed robbery but let off with a caution.It was my first and last run-in with gangs or police.
You wouldn't know it to look at me.
Telling this story now,it seems like another person I'm writing about.But it has taught me not to judge people.
Upbringing,enviroment,peer pressure,social & economic factors all have bearings.
I came from a good family but the Area I grew up in was rough.Gangs ran the place.
It was a case of pick a team or get roughed up by everybody.
cool story--where I grew up is just boring

I was electricuted once.
what does it feel like?

I used to steal money from my step-father's money jar on top of his dresser almost every morning before I left for school when no one was home. Usually only a couple of bucks at a time...
everyone does that

I liek to eat my own bogeys
cant u get germs that way?

I am human!
I have inter-conflicts and Dialogue with my ID self persona. I can release him for a additional boost in pain reduction, strength(slightly), and speed.

I can control electrical impulses in my body, its cool feeling my hairs move when I do it.

I can absorb energy off others and things such as a lightbulb.
REcently my mom's head was hurting and I drained it into my arm but the next day the pain in my arm was terrible. But my mom's head was fine.

Um, I think that is all: Oh and except for the ID self persona thing my family knows rest lol.
your a healer

A group of friends and I seized control of our college and locked out the faculty. We stayed there for two weeks.
faculty needs to be kept in line at times

I have spent the last 16 years viciously crushing any sort of emotion that would tempt me to call something "cute", or anything of that nature. It's a true story, I despise that word and what it stands for. So what if now I'm a soulless bastard, I think it's preferable. And no, I'm not one of those gothic people or someone who glorifies evil or anything of the sort, I'm just a guy who hates fake emotions.
cute does suck

I shot myself in the foot with a bb-gun when i was 7. It got infected, and I claimed it was a spiderbite. I still have the bb in my foot.

Even though i'm completely straight (rar, me loves the ladies), someone still swears I'm gay becuase i wore a purple shirt and becuase my voice isn't as low as some guy's.

I shot myself in the foot with a bb-gun when i was 7. It got infected, and I claimed it was a spiderbite. I still have the bb in my foot.

Even though i'm completely straight (rar, me loves the ladies), someone still swears I'm gay becuase i wore a purple shirt and becuase my voice isn't as low as some guy's.
have they dropped yet?

I shot myself in the foot with a bb-gun when i was 7. It got infected, and I claimed it was a spiderbite. I still have the bb in my foot.

Even though i'm completely straight (rar, me loves the ladies), someone still swears I'm gay becuase i wore a purple shirt and becuase my voice isn't as low as some guy's.

I once had the following choice:

talk to gorgeous girl in Bikini top & Boardies
OR
Play frisbee with male friends

clearly I chose to talk to the girl. She then concluded I must be gay, because clearly if I wasn't I would have played frisbee.

How does that make sense?

hmmm, seems to me I'm perfectly normal...

perfectly normal...

Is that weird :rolleyes:

I speak Dutch AND French AND English AND Spanish. And I know a few words in German, Latin, Italian and Hebrew.

I conned my parents out of 500 euros last year.

I'm a girl and I freely admit to masturbating more often than my boyfriend.

I used to have an afro.

I used to be considered to be "jesus" by some ppl

cant u get germs that way?
Considering you swallow a pint of your own phlegm (sp?) a day, I don't think it has much effect.

I know god, jesus, a healer and indulge in 3somes on the weekends.

On my 8th birthday I was sitting in a tree trying out my new binoculars and I managed to fall out of the tree and land with my binoculars conveniently placed between my head and the ground. My binocs were fine, my head was not. I just thought that story might explain a few things... ;)

On my 8th birthday I was sitting in a tree trying out my new binoculars and I managed to fall out of the tree and land with my binoculars conveniently placed between my head and the ground. My binocs were fine, my head was not. I just thought that story might explain a few things... ;)

who's window were you peeking in? :p

Noone's, unfortunately. Everyone had their curtains closed. *sigh*

have they dropped yet?

Now THAT was a good one.....I was thinking the same thing when I first read that post. LOL

I've actually died seventeen times. They gave up trying to save me the fifteenth time. That was 87 years ago. I'm also translucent, very pale and make strange, uncontrollable 'woooo'ing noises at night whilst shaking chains around. Did you know we don't get a choice in that, it just happens? I've been using my gift to become invisible and walk through walls VERY wisely though. I'm still male after all. If you know what I mean ;).

What? You don't believe me? Huh. OK. My life's been pretty uneventful, really. I value money over family, I guess that's weird. I put that down to my early childhood, when my dad was in a business partnership. His partner scammed him when they were about to get a massive contract -- you know, the kind of contract that makes or breaks a business. My dad got to the office one day to find everything had been removed and the company relocated, in his partner's name. He was saddled with five years of rent and taxes, which apparently his partner had evaded but not told him about. He tried to set up his own business along similar lines but it failed rather miserably, and he finally gave up years later when he got a job offer and very sensibly accepted.
So we had no money for seven years and very nearly had the house repossessed. So now if you drop so much as a penny near me, it's gone before it even hits the floor. Surprisingly, I'm not poor anymore. I do have some related psychological issues, I think. Unfortunately, psychiatrists are too damned expensive, so to hell with them.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Faithfull-freedom
I was electricuted once.
----"what does it feel like?"

quite shocking I must say, it numbed my senses I think

Here we go

I've almost Killed someone with my bare hands when i was 17
I threatened to shoot up my school
I worship satan
I find other peoples pain funny
I tried to kill my next door neighbour when i was 8 with a knife
I burnt my house down when i was a child
I've died 5 times in my life 3 by drowning once at birth and in high school some bullys almost threw off the school roof.
I've cheated on every girlfriend i've had
I love to feel extreme physical pain
I've drank other peoples blood
I'm scared of ghosts, heights and water
I pulled a knife to nearly all my friends throats
I used to cut my self up just for the pain.

As a child I used to eat ants for fun.

For 16 and a half years of my life, I was a professing atheist and began a campaign to destroy the entire Christian faith.

For the last year of my life, I've been a born again Christian and am now pursuing a profession in international missionary work. I'm not usually this type of person, but this definately deserves a w00t.

I fell 18 feet out of a tree, landed in a roll and stood up at the end, easily doing the coolest thing of my life.

I shook Al Gore's hand.

My father nearly dropped me into Niagra falls.

I enjoy eating insects in desserts.

I take the entire Bible literally.

I have been bitten by three seperate teenagers at totally different times. (it hurt a lot)

I have been "artificial" skydiving.

I abstain from alcohol, sex, cigarettes and all illeagal drugs.

I once "lost" over 24 kids in the city of Lancaster on a bus.

I landed in Madrid on the morning of the Atoche Station bombing, and slept in a hotel no more than 6 miles from where the largest bombing occured. I further stayed in Madrid for another 4 days.

I fence as a sport (swordfighting).

I have never seen a single episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

I swam within 10 feet of a 6 foot long barracuda which made me promptly get the blazes out of the water.

Thats all I can think of for right now. And dude, having sex with your sister is so incredibly disgusting, perverted and *shivers* just NASTY that I'm not going to elaborate.

Yick.

-Fury

The word is "male"

Actually, since I used the derivative "girl" in the first part of my compound sentence, grammatically, I was required to use the similar-pair derivative of "boy." :p

Don't mess with this English major. Muwahahaha!

Actually, since I used the derivative "girl" in the first part of my compound sentence, grammatically, I was required to use the similar-pair derivative of "boy." :p

Don't mess with this English major. Muwahahaha!
Well, the word is "female" while we are at it.

Unless you are saying that you are a child, which I doubt.

there are gyrls and bois of all ages :p

I fucked my sister.
Give that man a cigar!

I abstain from alcohol, sex, cigarettes and all illeagal drugs.


= LOSER.

I abstain from alcohol, sex, cigarettes and all illeagal drugs.

You wont live longer if you do that, although it might seem like you do.

(can't remember where i stole that from)

Okay,here goes,when I was a kid I managed to spy on my cousin gettin changed.She was the first woman I saw naked.I even managed to get a good look at her pussy.
Ever since then,I kind of fancied her.So recently I stole a pair of her nice,silky,frilly knickers and jacked off with them.
It was the best orgasm I ever had.

Here we go

I've almost Killed someone with my bare hands when i was 17
I threatened to shoot up my school
I worship satan
I find other peoples pain funny
I tried to kill my next door neighbour when i was 8 with a knife
I burnt my house down when i was a child
I've died 5 times in my life 3 by drowning once at birth and in high school some bullys almost threw off the school roof.
I've cheated on every girlfriend i've had
I love to feel extreme physical pain
I've drank other peoples blood
I'm scared of ghosts, heights and water
I pulled a knife to nearly all my friends throats
I used to cut my self up just for the pain.
OK,you win.

My first political stance was pro-American, right wing and atheist.
Now I'm anti-American, left leaning and agnostic.

Here we go

I've almost Killed someone with my bare hands when i was 17
I threatened to shoot up my school
I worship satan
I find other peoples pain funny
I tried to kill my next door neighbour when i was 8 with a knife
I burnt my house down when i was a child
I've died 5 times in my life 3 by drowning once at birth and in high school some bullys almost threw off the school roof.
I've cheated on every girlfriend i've had
I love to feel extreme physical pain
I've drank other peoples blood
I'm scared of ghosts, heights and water
I pulled a knife to nearly all my friends throats
I used to cut my self up just for the pain.

Oh, you're Tasmanian. That explains it.

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Okay,here goes,when I was a kid I managed to spy on my cousin gettin changed.She was the first woman I saw naked.I even managed to get a good look at her pussy.
Ever since then,I kind of fancied her.So recently I stole a pair of her nice,silky,frilly knickers and jacked off with them.
It was the best orgasm I ever had.

I dont know if I should throw up or call the police! You sicko.. hehe that and the one that said he fucked his sister have to take the cake.

Here we go

I've almost Killed someone with my bare hands when i was 17
I threatened to shoot up my school
I worship satan
I find other peoples pain funny
I tried to kill my next door neighbour when i was 8 with a knife
I burnt my house down when i was a child
I've died 5 times in my life 3 by drowning once at birth and in high school some bullys almost threw off the school roof.
I've cheated on every girlfriend i've had
I love to feel extreme physical pain
I've drank other peoples blood
I'm scared of ghosts, heights and water
I pulled a knife to nearly all my friends throats
I used to cut my self up just for the pain.
Anywhere else in the world, that'd be considered weird, but it's normal behaviour in Tasmania from what I've heard. You didn't used to be neighbours with Martin Bryant by any chance, did you?
BTW 'some bullys almost threw off the school roof'? What were they? Mountain Gorillas on steroids?

i am married to an hispanic republican man

Okay,here goes,when I was a kid I managed to spy on my cousin gettin changed.She was the first woman I saw naked.I even managed to get a good look at her pussy.
Ever since then,I kind of fancied her.So recently I stole a pair of her nice,silky,frilly knickers and jacked off with them.
It was the best orgasm I ever had.
it only really shocking if you put the panties back when you were done

Nah,I kept them as a souvenier.

:eek: holy crap! I forgot about this thread! I thought it was long and dead by now...

When I was 14 I fell asleep in a ditch drunk. Some guy though I was dead, so he called the police, who brought me home.

I've played several female roles on stage.

I was a helper of our local priest (I don't know the english word for it)

Last week a woke up in a little inflatable boat

I had sex several times with a woman who still lives together with a man (not married). I see them almost every week. Most fucked up relationship EVER.

I've never jacked off.

I play the trampoline and the washboard in a band.

Here's some more out of me:
I have cheated many people out of large sums of money
Money that I no longer have, for the reason of not having a place to save it (no bank account for me yet) and me blowing it off on shit.

I've been the cause of a friend at camp not getting any.

My lady friends tend to let me read what the front of their thongs say, and the writing tends to be so small that I have to get pretty close to read.

EDIT: I know Max Svendbye(sp) of Burn In Silence's younger sister, am really good friends with her, and I'm talking to her right now.

I dont know if I should throw up or call the police! You sicko.. hehe that and the one that said he fucked his sister have to take the cake.
Fucking your sister is WAY sicker than fucking your cousin!

I have this strange attraction to sheep, goats and for some reason Llamas.

Now that is sick.

I had sex with my pregnant ex-girlfriend after she got married on my fiancee's bed.

she got married on your fiancee's bed?

I had sex with my pregnant ex-girlfriend after she got married on my fiancee's bed.
Some sort of congratulations seems in order.

she got married on your fiancee's bed?

And to think, I will get married amongst the trees at a very special place.

*I love you JMM!*

My first political stance was pro-American, right wing and atheist.
Now I'm anti-American, left leaning and agnostic.
As Dinah Washington never sang:
What a difference a Bush makes...

I hear voices when I am all alone whispering my name Not but I attemped to kill my self twice when I was 11.

she got married on your fiancee's bed?
ROFL

When playing on a building site as a kid, a brick fell from the top of a two story house and sliced a two inch long cut along the top of my right ear. If I had been standing 3 inches to the right I guess I would be dead.