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Two men enter. One man leaves! Who would win in Thunderdome, Bush or Kerry?

Dick Cheney gets to sit on Bush's shoulders. Kerry wins.

Bush ... cause obviously Kerry is obviously "handycapped" from his "time" in "nam"

:-D

Bush and Tina Turner?? I don't think so. Kerry wins.

They would leave as one new strain the kush berry strain ;)

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Dick Cheney gets to sit on Bush's shoulders. Kerry wins.

Well that accounts for the two men entering, how does kerry win?

Doesn't matter who wins. I just hope the winner leaves seriously wounded, then dies several minutes later.

Eh, Bush would win, he's from Texas, and I hear them Texans can fight pretty dern good;)

Eh, Bush would win, he's from Texas, and I hear them Texans can fight pretty dern good;)

Except against Mexicans. :D

Kerry peels off his wrinkly skin to reveal he is an evil cyborg clone of Stalin who plans to subjugate the United States and fries Bush with his eye lasers.

it would be a tie kerry would stop to show him his 3 purple hearts and bush would stop to figure out what to do ;)

bush kicks kerry's butt. cuz bush has redneck supporters (like me) and they'd throw him a gun. or just shoot kerry through the dome.

Kerry peels off his wrinkly skin to reveal he is an evil cyborg clone of Stalin who plans to subjugate the United States and fries Bush with his eye lasers.
then mayor arnold (aka the terminator) comes

Kerry. He'd verbally confuse Bush, and while Bush was occupied, nail him.

Plus, Bush has redneck supporters, but kerry has intellectual supporters. You throw Bush a gun, they through Kerry a Portable Lazer of Doom (tm)

Eh, Bush would win, he's from Texas, and I hear them Texans can fight pretty dern good;)
Except he's from Connecticut.

Plus I don't think that spoiled rich kids, from any state, have a good fighting record.

Oh, wrong there. Most probaly can't fight worth a shit, but a friend of mine is a 'rich kid', and he showed that he could handle himself pretty well when he beat the hell out of two guys in this bar we go to.

then mayor arnold (aka the terminator) comes

.. and he defeats Kerry. Then you got eight years of one-liners like "We'll terminate the terrorists!"

Oh, wrong there. Most probaly can't fight worth a shit, but a friend of mine is a 'rich kid', and he showed that he could handle himself pretty well when he beat the hell out of two guys in this bar we go to.

A few exceptions hardly proves anything.

If Kerry :sniper: is elected president i swear i will move to England

If Kerry :sniper: is elected president i swear i will move to England

You, good sir, have astounded me with your intellectual views.

Sorry, did I use too many big words there?

No, come to Ireland and drink it all away!

If Kerry :sniper: is elected president i swear i will move to England

Why would you move to England which is currently andd probably will be under a 'socialist' labour party government for years? moron.

I would think that Kerry would win, being a wartime vet. But the event would never happen as I am sure Bush would find someplace to hide.

It is people like Praterland who want this country to extend itself to large realms at the cost of our liberties. +Kerry

Bush would never be able to hit Kerry since Kerry would keep changing positions.

Then Teddy Kennedy would drive through the gate, trap Bush under the car, and drive off a cliff into a dark lake.

Win for Kerry.

Bush would never be able to hit Kerry since Kerry would keep changing positions.

Then Teddy Kennedy would drive through the gate, trap Bush under the car, and drive off a cliff into a dark lake.

Win for Kerry.

L O L

I think kerry would scare bush away with that appalling, almost zombie-like look on his face.

Can we all just agree that the real winners would be the fans? ;)

Kerry would be about to deliver the killing blow when Bush's helmet would fall off , revealing the face of a retarded giant who has only been taught to kill for survival. Karl Rove would run into the arena yelling, "No, don't kill him! He's only a child! See, he's only a child." While Kerry ponders what he's become, Rumsfeld, at a nod from Condi "Spin The Wheel, Raggedy Man" Rice, would fire a crossbow bolt into him. Condi would then order Kerry into exile where he would find a plucky band of teen-age Green Party members living in a secluded paradise. They would mistake him for "Capt. Nader" and together, they would storm Bartertown, D.C., and liberate Rove, what has the Knowin'. In a darring escape, though, just as they are all about to fly away in a plane piloted by John McCaine, Kerry would leap from the plane to clear a runway for the departing refugees, sacrificing himself. To this day, they does The Tellin' and light the lights of the city, not just for him, but for all of them what's lost out there, hoping they can find their way home.

Wow, someone's watched the movie more than once;)

Wow, someone's watched the movie more than once;)

Dude.

Tina Turner.

Chainmail bustier.

Nuff said. :)

Except against Mexicans. :D
Remember the Alamo!!

If Kerry :sniper: is elected president i swear i will move to England
What makes you think we want you here?


I mean, personally I'm pro-asylum seekers, but most Sun readers don't much care for political refugees.

Kerry would be about to deliver the killing blow when Bush's helmet would fall off , revealing the face of a retarded giant who has only been taught to kill for survival. Karl Rove would run into the arena yelling, "No, don't kill him! He's only a child! See, he's only a child." While Kerry ponders what he's become, Rumsfeld, at a nod from Condi "Spin The Wheel, Raggedy Man" Rice, would fire a crossbow bolt into him. Condi would then order Kerry into exile where he would find a plucky band of teen-age Green Party members living in a secluded paradise. They would mistake him for "Capt. Nader" and together, they would storm Bartertown, D.C., and liberate Rove, what has the Knowin'. In a darring escape, though, just as they are all about to fly away in a plane piloted by John McCaine, Kerry would leap from the plane to clear a runway for the departing refugees, sacrificing himself. To this day, they does The Tellin' and light the lights of the city, not just for him, but for all of them what's lost out there, hoping they can find their way home.

:eek: :D

I think kerry would scare bush away with that appalling, almost zombie-like look on his face.Botox... the secret weapon of the 2004 campaign.

kerry wins hes a war hero--Bush was just a cheerleader

if they get to use exploding baseballs or footballs Bush wins hands down. Need some proof, here you are.

Catch the fever (http://www.blogsforbush.com/mt/archives/000924.html)

Take me out to the ball game... (http://jskelly.squarespace.com/display/ShowJournalEntry?moduleId=15843&entryId=35883)

PS-I guess his war wounds made him not catch or throw very well. Or he is just a girlie man.

if they get to use exploding baseballs or footballs Bush wins hands down. Need some proof, here you are.

Catch the fever (http://www.blogsforbush.com/mt/archives/000924.html)

Take me out to the ball game... (http://jskelly.squarespace.com/display/ShowJournalEntry?moduleId=15843&entryId=35883)

PS-I guess his war wounds made him not catch or throw very well. Or he is just a girlie man.
whats Bush gonna do hit him with his pom poms?LOL

whats Bush gonna do hit him with his pom poms?LOL

No a football, which kerry will bobble, thus causing him to blow up and catch on fire.

I think we should spice it up-make it a two on two fight. Let them have their VPs in there with them.

With that, Bush has no chance. I mean, Cheney? Fighting? Please.

I think we should spice it up-make it a two on two fight. Let them have their VPs in there with them.

With that, Bush has no chance. I mean, Cheney? Fighting? Please.

Edwards would be a sissy, he'd say "Touch me and I'll sue." After saying this, Cheney reaches into his trousers and pulls out the Patriot Act and suffocates him with it. Kerry responds by claiming that he loves Bush, then begs for mercy. Bush and Cheney grab Kerry by the ass-neck and toss him into the razor wire which causes him to burst into flames. Cheney clutches his chest as his heart explodes, and falls dead. Bush seeing this becomes dumbfounded, trips and falls into Al Sharpton causing both to burst into flames.

if they get to use exploding baseballs or footballs Bush wins hands down. Need some proof, here you are.

Catch the fever (http://www.blogsforbush.com/mt/archives/000924.html)

Take me out to the ball game... (http://jskelly.squarespace.com/display/ShowJournalEntry?moduleId=15843&entryId=35883)

PS-I guess his war wounds made him not catch or throw very well. Or he is just a girlie man.

Hey, if Kerry's a girlie man, he gets my vote. Oh, wait, I'm British...

Edwards would be a sissy, he'd say "Touch me and I'll sue." After saying this, Cheney reaches into his trousers and pulls out the Patriot Act and suffocates him with it. Kerry responds by claiming that he loves Bush, then begs for mercy. Bush and Cheney grab Kerry by the ass-neck and toss him into the razor wire which causes him to burst into flames. Cheney clutches his chest as his heart explodes, and falls dead. Bush seeing this becomes dumbfounded, trips and falls into Al Sharpton causing both to burst into flames.

Naw, Cheney would have a heart attack in seconds and die. Edwards and Kerry would double team Bush and take him OUT. Kerry would smack Bush with his purple hearts to keep him occupied while Edwards beamed his youthful grin, getting the support of the crowd. Then, Kerry and Edwards go through a flashy, seizure-causing giant robot scene, jumping into the Legendary Donkey, and kicks Bush out of the arena.

By the way, they get said robotic donkey from the tons of pissed off Japenese-Americans, who hate Bush for his REDICULOUS comercial involving the Yakuza.

I'm going to have to say that Bush would win.


Have YOU ever seen a coked up redneck?

it's a scary thing

Well that accounts for the two men entering, how does kerry win?
(rather obvioulsy i should think) by not being either of them!

besides, its romsfield and karl rove who are running things and ashcroft who'se trying to keep everyone from realizing that jeb bush had no brothers that lived

baybee georgie would be crying mommie in less then ten minuetes if he didn't have the thoroughly disgusted with him joint chiefs and the pentigon to hide behind

of course mr shrubery is cold blooded and sneaky
but i don't think he could get osama stand his proxy

(if either bush or osama actualy exist and arn't just immaginary charicters created by some totaly bizaar marketing ploy)

(morality is that which does not exist when the avoidance of
causing harm isn't given first and highest priority)

(you know i've heard people revive that old what if the
moon landing was a fake, but what if g.w.shrubery is only
a computer avatar who doesn't actualy exist as a flesh and
blood person in real life?)

=^^=
.../\...

Eh, Bush would win, he's from Texas, and I hear them Texans can fight pretty dern good;)

Except during the Vietnam War. Then they get their daddies to spring them from active duty.
(No disparagement of Texans in general is meant)

Kerry would obviously win, because Bush would be too busy trying to get tactics from his advisors - without whom he would not even be able to breathe in the right order.

That is if he eveN showed up. He would probably be posted to a cushy detail far from the real action, but somewhere that would allow him to be associated with the affair, should any "questions" arise.

BUSH - YOU'RE A MORON