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Pelvic Exhaustion :D

in your sleep

Under water....just floating down to the bottom...seeing the beautiful corel reef life around you.

Death By snu snu

I'd have to say being shot into outer space, becoming a flaming ball of human, then falling back down to earth, squashing a politician in the process.

I am not sure if I want to die 'well'. But I want to die in such a way that catches the attention and awe of the entire human race.

For instance, I'd love to sneak onto Cape Canaveral and stand on the launch pad during a Space Shuttle liftoff. Right under the largest exhaust nozzle. With a marshmallow on a stick. What a way to go! :D

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I am not sure if I want to die 'well'. But I want to die in such a way that catches the attention and awe of the entire human race.

For instance, I'd love to sneak onto Cape Canaveral and stand on the launch pad during a Space Shuttle liftoff. Right under the largest exhaust nozzle. With a marshmallow on a stick. What a way to go! :D
That's creative!

Death By snu snu
*cackle* unless you're Kiff.

Dieing quickly from something like a brick falling on your head, or a shot to your head. It's probably best to die if you don't even know you've been hurt.

I'd have to say being shot into outer space, becoming a flaming ball of human, then falling back down to earth, squashing a politician in the process. I like that idea.

Fighting a robot or posthuman bent on world domination or maybe Hitler after going back in time.

Dieing when i have just acomplished something greath. Something that people are going to marvel and vonder over for 100s of years after. the way i die dossent rely mather after that it´s finished.

I am not sure if I want to die 'well'. But I want to die in such a way that catches the attention and awe of the entire human race.

For instance, I'd love to sneak onto Cape Canaveral and stand on the launch pad during a Space Shuttle liftoff. Right under the largest exhaust nozzle. With a marshmallow on a stick. What a way to go! :D

That's an awesome way to go. :D

Personally, I'm a freak and want to be able to feel and actually know I'm dying. But I want it to be something fantastic and even just plain weird, like what you said. I don't want my obituary to say that at 90 years old I died in my sleep at an old age home, I want to say that at 90 years old I flipped over my ferrari on the highway!

i duno about the best, but about the worst way to die would be to be pecked to death by a duck.

I want to die an honourable death in mortal combat. Run through the chest with a sword sounds good.


Valhalla I am coming!

Die by saving someone's life. Thats the best way.

Taking as many innocent people with me as possible.

Spontainious Human Combustion is the way I want to die.

I think by having someone put two fingers into each of my eye sockets like a bowling ball and ripping the top of my skull off, while my brains fall to the floor. I mean is there really a best way to die?

I've always wanted to be smited by God's wrath...No luck yet, and I've tried so hard.

I've always wanted to be smited by God's wrath...No luck yet, and I've tried so hard.

If catholic priests molesting boys couldn't do it, then I don't think God is smiting people anymore. Maybe he's afraid of lawsuits.

i duno about the best, but about the worst way to die would be to be pecked to death by a duck.

how insightful. I'll make sure I avoid those rabid ducks.

The best way to die, I think, is to die by meditation; achieving nirvana, or becoming spiritually enlightened, no longer feeling the urge to live, and drifting off into desireless bliss.

WOW i'm a hippie

P.S.- I am actually Jewish.

dieing in your sleep next to the person you love and after saying you love them hile ou were awake

Painlessly.

I'd personally like to die in my sleep of old age. Failing that, a terrorist attack.

I'd have to say being shot into outer space, becoming a flaming ball of human, then falling back down to earth, squashing a politician in the process.


I like this idea, but I'd rather come down with a nuke strapped to my ass and land in the Capitol building while Congress was in session. Kill all those damn politicians. :D :D
(If you're from England I suppose you'd like to hit Parlaiment, eh?) :D

i duno about the best, but about the worst way to die would be to be pecked to death by a duck.

That's a new one on me. It would be worst to die from a heart attack while eating a McDonald's cheeseburger.

That's a new one on me. It would be worst to die from a heart attack while eating a McDonald's cheeseburger.

or for your genetals to be burned off

Blending a few I've already seen in this thread...

I would prefer to die having lived to an excessively old age (maybe 90ish to over 100) and die engaged in honorable mortal combat whilst protecting something dear to me. (that could entail firing a shotgun from my wheelchair at someone trying to steal a possession...who knows)

Saving America.

I want to die naked as I streak in my 90s down US-1 shouting "I have large apples for you!" while causing numerous car accidents and mooning the police helicopter...

fixing a jam in the planes bomb deployer and riding down with the nuke with a cowboy hat in my hand yeehawwing to my death

Poison by Pottasium Cyanide (http://www.mandiapple.com/snowblood/images/battleroyale/bleeeurgh.jpg), Knife in the Head (http://www.mandiapple.com/snowblood/images/battleroyale/ouch.jpg), or Arrow through the Throat (http://homepage.eircom.net/~screamanthology/br/moviestills/br315.jpg).

Those are all cool deaths...

Blow my own head off with a shoutgun.

Spontainious Human Combustion is the way I want to die.

Apparently, the one survivor of that said the process was painless. But, he didn't go all the way through.

I'd have to say, a bolt coming loose from a carnival ride, and you flying off of it, and blowing up, and then you catch on fire and burn the carnival down. :p

Three men are in line to get into heaven. All they have to do is pass St Peter who should let them in. When they get to the front of the line, the first man goes up to St Peter. Peter says to him, "Because of technical difficulties and lack of room we are only accepting people who died a gruesome death. How did you die?"

The man replies, "I got home to my apartment, on the 25th floor of the building. I purposely came home early to see if my wife had been cheating on me. She denied it, but I looked all around for the guy anyway and couldn't find anyone. Then I went out onto the balcony, looked down, and he was hanging from it with his bare hands! So I started to kick on his hands to get him to fall off. However he managed to hold on. So instead I got a hammer and smashed at his hands. He then fell down, but he landed in a bush so he was stunned but ok. So I then ran into the house, picked up the refridgerator, took it out and chucked it onto him. However in all this excitement, something snapped in me, and I then died of a heart attack."

St Peter says, "Wow, that was very gruesome. You may pass. Next!" The second guy then comes up. St Peter tells him what he told the first guy and then asks how he died.

The man responds, "Well, I was on the balcony of my apartment, on the 26th floor of my building. I was doing aerobics, and was just about finished when I fell off the balcony! Luckily, I managed to grab onto the balcony below mine, on the 25th floor. But then this lunatic started to kick at my hands! I managed to hold on, but he then he grabbed a hammer and used that against me! So I fell. Fortunately, I landed on some bushes, so I was stunned but ok. But then a refridgerator fell out of the sky, killing me on impact! And that's how I died."

St Peter says, "Man, that's not only painful but also unjust and kinda ironic. You may pass. Next!" The third guy comes up. St Peter tells him what he told the first and the second guy, and then asks him how he died.

The man answers, "Picture this: I'm hiding naked, inside a fridge..."

Me i want to Ride the Lightning (electric chair) or by Hanging

Nuclear suicide bomber

Muahahahahahaha!


Actually, dieing from heart attack after you had 18 consecutive orgasms sounds nice.

Actually, dieing from heart attack after you had 18 consecutive orgasms sounds nice.
why not make it a nice round 20? that would be interesting.

Apparently, the one survivor of that said the process was painless. But, he didn't go all the way through.
There is no proof Spontaneous Human Combustion is real.

Here's how I DON'T want to die:

A 15-Year-Old Male Farm Laborer Dies After the Tractor He was Operating Overturned Into a Manure Pit - Pennsylvania


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SUMMARY

A 15-year-old male farm worker (the victim) died after the tractor he was operating overturned into a manure pit. The tractor was equipped with a manure scraper fashioned from half a tractor tire mounted on the draw bar at the rear of the tractor. The victim and another 15-year-old-male, who was sitting on the tractor's left fender, were scraping cattle manure across a concrete-surfaced barnyard toward the mouth of the manure pit. As the tractor approached the open mouth of the manure pit, the victim applied the brakes, and the tractor skidded on the concrete surface wet from the manure. The left front wheel slid over the concrete edge of the manure pit, causing the tractor to overturn into the manure pit. The tractor came to rest upside down, pinning the victim underneath. The victim and the tractor were completely submerged in the manure pit. The passenger was able to reach the dirt side wall of the pit, climb out, and run for help. Other farm workers immediately called 911 and went to assist the victim. The local Fire Department and rescue personnel arrived within minutes and started to search for the victim. Approximately 35 minutes after the incident, the victim was extracted from the manure pit. Rescue personnel initiated CPR immediately and transported the victim to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead on arrival.

First, there is proof. Gasses build up in the stomach, and coming in cantact with oxygen causes them to erupt in flames, lighting a person on fire. The fire created is white-hot; enough to level a human to nothing but dehydrated ashes.

Second, the best way to die would be in the battlefield, guns blazing, taking bullets to the head and chest, screaming, trying to run, dropping to your knees unable to move, guns still blaring, until you just plain die.

I don't want to die, personally, but if I had to do something memorable?

Hrmmm... well, I like the Cape Canaveral idea. I think if I had to die, I'd want to die in the middle of the Republican National Convention, preferably with a great deal of pyrotechnics.

Oh jeez... I would hate to be the guy who drowned in manure. I'd also hate to be the guy to initiate CPR, breathing into a man covered and full of manure *shudders*

I would like to die by being chased off a cliff by a squad of naked rollerblading hotties.

I would like to die by being chased off a cliff by a squad of naked rollerblading hotties.

That wouldn't be too bad... but it would depend on what's at the bottom of the cliff.

Solid rock=good.
Rabid flesh-eating skunks=bad.

or better yet...skydiving with no parachute...

I would like to die by being chased off a cliff by a squad of naked rollerblading hotties.

Why are you running from naked rollerblading hotties? I'd rather die by not being chaste with a squad of rollerblading hotties. Get it? CHASTE? HAHA. hmm...

I want to die when I get abandoned in the middle of the desert, with no food or water.
Then I would wander for a couple of days before a mirage causes me to fall in a pit.
My fall would be cushioned, however, the cushion effect will be caused by the den of poisonus snakes which I fell on.
I would escape the den and manage to run from the snakes and straight to an oasis.
Unfortunately, the oasis will be filled with with toxic waste.
Before I can drink the water, some sort of large predator will scare me into spitting it (the water) out and run away.
The predator would die of the waste and I would escape.
After all this, I will become to weak to travel and drag myself to within sight of a city, and pass out.
I will then be run over by a truck that was sent out to rescue me from the desert.

Flying in an air show, suffering a massive heart attack, then crashing and killing hundreds of bystanders. Oh the humanity!

Asleep. I dont know to be aware of it.
I dont want to die *cries*

Maybe some hi tech freezing device could preserve my brain to be implanted into a cyborg sometime in the future...

How about choking to death on a frozen t.v. dinner in your trailer home? And nobody realizing you're dead for three or four weeks.

I don't think there is any good way to die. I'm working on immortality.

hmm, I'd either like to die a martyr (not for religion), or trying to save someone else. I'm thinking about becomming a firefighter...it would save on funeral expenses (if not health/life insurence)...but barring that? as dramatically as possible. tis a far far better thing I do...

I remember those pictures of the guy whose head was impaled on an iron fence and his body left behind on the ground. If you want a death that'll make a lot of people feel sick and get pictures of your corpse published on the net, this is the way to go.

The way I want to go? That would be like in Deep Impact when the crew of the Messiah had to kamakazie into the large comet with a whole lot of nuclear warheads aboard to save the entire world. Two extra conditions:

I want a momument to the whole crew that can be seen from at least 3 kilometers away.

A GLOBAL holiday in every nation in the world dedicated to the memory of the whole crew.

JiangGuo

The way I want to go? That would be like in Deep Impact when the crew of the Messiah had to kamakazie into the large comet with a whole lot of nuclear warheads aboard to save the entire world.
That's just stupid. Comet orbits can be calculated, so there would be plenty time to send up an unmanned craft to do the same thing. Ain't gonna happen.

Die fighting against people or anything really. Think Starship troopers with Watkins shooting while holding the nuke. Or The Captain in Matrix : Revolutions, Still shooting with a huge swarm of them attacking him. Something like that, ie defending the world or what have you. Thats the way to go:- If you're going down take the enemy down with you

It's my ambition to die in debt!

That way, I'll have the satisfaction that I got more out of life than I put in.

Saving a busload of children in some highly impressive way which is caught on camera.

"When they asked how I died, tell them still angry"


But the best way to die, is with your boots still on.

i'd want to die by biting my tongue. i'm just curious if that works.

Gunshot wound or knife wound to the chest.

Although it'd pretty much be painless, a head wound would just be too gory for me. Ick.

Being pecked to death by a hundred thousand stalings.

Comrade Staling salutes your braverey!

spontaneous combustion

Riding on a nucleur bomb being launched at parliament!!!!!! And, what the hell, why not throw on some hot chicks to ride on the bomb with u?!

Gunshot wound or knife wound to the chest.

Although it'd pretty much be painless, a head wound would just be too gory for me. Ick.

Too gorey for you? So you'd rather look down and see your viciously mangled body squirt blood a metre away from your chest before dieing?

auto-erotic asphixiation???........while smoking a blunt...and surfing......naked.........on the tsunami expected to engulf the west coast...with hellfire and brimstone raining down upon all infidels who are not surfing.....(except mummy and my pet seagull and any one else who knows me, or likes surfing)




meh

There is no proof Spontaneous Human Combustion is real.

It's probably not that spontaneous as smokers tend to be involved! Very often the true cause is suspected to be someone falling asleep with a cigarette in their mouths.

However burning a person in the way alleged to be spontaneous is perfectly possible, all you need is to be wearing wool or be in bed with blankets.

This is the Wick Effect, where human fat melts, is absorbed by the woolen wrapping and acts as the wick in a candle. This allows a steady heat to last for hours, consuming the body very nicely yet leaving the surroundings practically untouched.

It's been demonstrated with the body of a pig.

That's just stupid. Comet orbits can be calculated, so there would be plenty time to send up an unmanned craft to do the same thing. Ain't gonna happen.

You obviously haven't seen the movie in question. If you'd seen it, you'd know they had landed, tried, failed. Either, if you haven't seen the movie in question, it shouldn't make any sense to you.

JiangGuo

In a very large vat, with latex gloves that fit well and go all the way up to your elbow.

*oh...die...i thought...dye...oh, dear...*

I would like to be beaten up by a bunch of cute, adorable monkeys. And then be squished by a giant squirrel.
Ah...what a way to go.

After a very stylish sword/gun battle, in which you have just saved the world.

Bad Guy : "If you kill me, we will all die."
Me : "Fair enough."

*Jumps and kills bad guy in an idiom similar to that of John Woo.*

Me : "Don't worry, I won't be far behind. Rematch?"

*Bad Guy dies.*

peeing on a high voltage power cable

The best list of deaths ever. (http://theweekly.co.uk/4001/44_deaths/)

auto-erotic asphixiation???........while smoking a blunt...and surfing......naked.........on the tsunami expected to engulf the west coast...with hellfire and brimstone raining down upon all infidels who are not surfing.....(except mummy and my pet seagull and any one else who knows me, or likes surfing)




meh
See you there.about nine-ish?

It's my ambition to die in debt!

That way, I'll have the satisfaction that I got more out of life than I put in.
Remember, if you with your credit cards maxed out, you win!

Every time I get something new, cool, and shiny, my elder brother says, "I get it when you die."

My resolution is that I shall live forever.