If I had a nickel for every ...
Frisbeeteria
22-08-2004, 17:41
If I had a nickel for every ...
... time some wanna-be internet lawyer threatened legal action over some pointless flaming incident without following up on said pointless lawsuit, I'd be crushed beneath the flood of nickels.
... time some Godmoding n00b accused someone else of cheating, I'd pwn ju 411.
Post your own 'get rich quick a nickel at a time' scheme.
Sirens of Titan
22-08-2004, 17:42
if i got a nicle every time somebody posted a stupid thread like this on the internet i'd be a damn rich man now... But hey thats just me.
Brutanion
22-08-2004, 18:05
-for every time I Tardbusted someone...
Ice Hockey Players
22-08-2004, 18:08
If i had a nickel for every time a racist here insisted he/she didn't hate other races or consider their own superior, all the while drumming up bogus threads indicating otherwise, I wouldn't have to work at a call center.
If I had a nickel for everytime someone called me a sick perverted bastard, then i'd have a buttload of nickels.
Brutanion
22-08-2004, 19:01
If I had a nickel for everytime someone called me a sick perverted bastard, then i'd have a buttload of nickels.
You sick perverted bastard.
*hands him a nickel*
If I had a nickel for every nickel I've forged...
San haiti
22-08-2004, 19:11
-for every time I Tardbusted someone...
-for every time someone on the internet made up a new word involving retard....(tardbusted?)
You sick perverted bastard.
*hands him a nickel*
If I had a nickel for every nickel I've forged...
woooo nickel
Tuesday Heights
22-08-2004, 19:19
... someone use the word "gay" as a verb.
Knight Of The Round
22-08-2004, 19:25
If I had a nickel for everyone on NS that thinks Jews are to blame for everything I'd have millions of nickels ^_^
Bodies Without Organs
22-08-2004, 19:31
If I had a nickel for every time I lost a nickel...
If I had a nickel for everyone on NS that thinks Jews are to blame for everything I'd have millions of nickels ^_^
goddamn nazis
Brutanion
22-08-2004, 19:37
-for every time someone on the internet made up a new word involving retard....(tardbusted?)
That's not a random word though.
See, to call many people a retard is wrong as they are not truly mentally deficient.
I found the English language to lack a word for someone who isn't a retard but insists on acting like one.
Therefore I made up a word; Tard.
Tardbusting was when in my daily dealings I persecuted those who insisted on using their brain only for cooling their blood. Once they stopped being 'tards' I stopped doing it and you'd be surprised how truly effective it is.
Fat Rich People
22-08-2004, 19:37
If I had a nickle for every time someone said "If I had a nickle..." I wouldn't have to worry about college tuition.
(edit: or typed "If I had a nickle" for you nit picky types! ^_^)