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In a candy store cause I told her she was pretty :)

good for you. you got touched by a whore. *clap* *clap*
:rolleyes:

good for you. you got touched by a whore. *clap* *clap*
:rolleyes:
and I didnt hafta pay tho

good for you. you got touched by a whore. *clap* *clap*
:rolleyes:

no shes not a whore. whores get paid. shes a SLUT sluts do it for free.

God bless those sluts.

Mk you dont live in LA do you?

I didn't know you owned a donkey! ;)

no shes not a whore. whores get paid. shes a SLUT sluts do it for free.
she was dressed like a slapper but I liked it

God bless those sluts.

Mk you dont live in LA do you?
no this was in a candy store in sag harbor

In America, why are whores illegal but being a slut is okay? It's basically like, "I'm gonna go have sex with a random stranger." "Okay, just make sure he doesn't give you any money."

Anyone watch last comic standing? I loved that Paris Hilton line by Tammy Pescatelli

"Paris Hilton, proud of her. Breaking down barriers. Living proof that you dont have to be poor to be White Trash" :D

she was dressed like a slapper but I liked it

slapper?

no shes not a whore. whores get paid. shes a SLUT sluts do it for free.

lol. Oh, my mistake. But she did make that porn video...

I guess he didn't pay her for the touching, so, you got touched by a slut. *clap* *clap* :D

Anyone seen her, uh, "video"? Is it any good? :D

I didn't know you owned a donkey! ;)
Im not sure what u mean--that shes been to one too many pony shows?

lol. Oh, my mistake. But she did make that porn video...

I guess he didn't pay her for the touching, so, you got touched by a slut. *clap* *clap* :D

actually she didnt get any money from that video only the guy who sold it got money. Funny thing is she actually went and bought the video they have a picture of her in a videostore looking at the box.

In America, why are whores illegal but being a slut is okay? It's basically like, "I'm gonna go have sex with a random stranger." "Okay, just make sure he doesn't give you any money."

Whoring is legal in Nevada. (Or at least some parts of it. Go Bunny Ranch! lol) ;)

In America, why are whores illegal but being a slut is okay? It's basically like, "I'm gonna go have sex with a random stranger." "Okay, just make sure he doesn't give you any money."

Feminism. You cant have men giving women money for sex because thats demeaning. But if you cant have promiscuous sex at all then the womens lose thier means to manipulate men. :evil:

In America, why are whores illegal but being a slut is okay? It's basically like, "I'm gonna go have sex with a random stranger." "Okay, just make sure he doesn't give you any money."good question

slapper?
that a polite way of calling her a slag--but she was nice to me-too bad she was with some gay looking guy tho :(

Whoring is legal in Nevada. (Or at least some parts of it. Go Bunny Ranch! lol) ;)

Its legal in Nevada only if the County approves of it, Most counties allow it. But the county has to be under a certain population. Hence in Vegas prostitution is illegal. So technically all those sex flyers the swarm of mexicans give out in front of the hotels are for "escorts" not prostitutes and that 3 girls for 100 dollars for an hour are just there to "talk."

lol. Oh, my mistake. But she did make that porn video...

I guess he didn't pay her for the touching, so, you got touched by a slut. *clap* *clap* :D
it gave me alot to think about tonite ;)

Anyone seen her, uh, "video"? Is it any good? :D
is it online?

actually she didnt get any money from that video only the guy who sold it got money. Funny thing is she actually went and bought the video they have a picture of her in a videostore looking at the box.

That's hilarious. Stupid though, I mean if you're going to be in a porn video, then why not at least get some money out of it?

Feminism. You cant have men giving women money for sex because thats demeaning. But if you cant have promiscuous sex at all then the womens lose thier means to manipulate men. :evil:

Mwa ha ha. Exactly. :p We rule the world. :D

That's hilarious. Stupid though, I mean if you're going to be in a porn video, then why not at least get some money out of it?



Mwa ha ha. Exactly. :p We rule the world. :D
wanna swop pix?

is it online?

I hear you can get it off Kazaa or something. Just wondering if it's worth the effort :p

EDIT- Ehh, theres 3 versions, all of a different size. I cbf downloading one and finding it's mislabelled gay porn.

I hear you can get it off Kazaa or something. Just wondering if it's worth the effort :p

According to my friend who for some reason spend a day trying to find it. all you see are her legs for 95% of the movie or some such.

I dont know why anyone would want to see her completely flat body, she seriously looks like shes melting the way her face slopes in.

I hear you can get it off Kazaa or something. Just wondering if it's worth the effort :p
would it be against the rules to post it?

According to my friend who for some reason spend a day trying to find it. all you see are her legs for 95% of the movie or some such.

I dont know why anyone would want to see her completely flat body, she seriously looks like shes melting the way her face slopes in.

Ah, that sucks then. Theres probably better videos for the 40mb download size. :D

would it be against the rules to post it?

Well, I don't think i'm breaking any rules by saying- www.limewire.com

They sell it in prono shops on DVD :D

I hear you can get it off Kazaa or something. Just wondering if it's worth the effort :p

EDIT- Ehh, theres 3 versions, all of a different size. I cbf downloading one and finding it's mislabelled gay porn.
is it under gay porn cause of the type of sex in it?

According to my friend who for some reason spend a day trying to find it. all you see are her legs for 95% of the movie or some such.

I dont know why anyone would want to see her completely flat body, she seriously looks like shes melting the way her face slopes in.
its true she has a rather flat ass

is it under gay porn cause of the type of sex in it?

LOL no, I mean that the various versions are all labelled things like "OMG PARIS HILTON SEX VIDEO" and I bet it's just someones sick joke and it will turn out to be gay porn when and if i download it.

Ah, that sucks then. Theres probably better videos for the 40mb download size. :D



Well, I don't think i'm breaking any rules by saying- www.limewire.com
but thats not her :(

They sell it in prono shops on DVD :D
im not sure i wanna spend money on it if it doesnt show everything

LOL no, I mean that the various versions are all labelled things like "OMG PARIS HILTON SEX VIDEO" and I bet it's just someones sick joke and it will turn out to be gay porn when and if i download it.

LOL. mislabeling is great. they did that with one of the Lord of the Rings movies online. Instead of being Lord of the Rings it was 4 hours of like midget porn. That happened to 2 of my friends. I avoided that by buying LoTR for 10 bucks from a guy on the street.

LOL no, I mean that the various versions are all labelled things like "OMG PARIS HILTON SEX VIDEO" and I bet it's just someones sick joke and it will turn out to be gay porn when and if i download it.
LOL

but thats not her :(

download the program, install it, and search "paris hilton" under movies.

LOL. mislabeling is great. they did that with one of the Lord of the Rings movies online. Instead of being Lord of the Rings it was 4 hours of like midget porn. That happened to 2 of my friends. I avoided that by buying LoTR for 10 bucks from a guy on the street.

ROFLMAO. Thats hilarious!!!

download the program, install it, and search "paris hilton" under movies.



ROFLMAO. Thats hilarious!!!
oh thanks M8

Download it if you want. But its not all the great. Its black and green. An its not particularly Hardcore or graphic. Its only hyped because its a rich girl doing naughty things.

So Where was it you said you lived?

oh thanks M8

no prob :)

Download it if you want. But its not all the great. Its black and green. An its not particularly Hardcore or graphic. Its only hyped because its a rich girl doing naughty things.

So Where was it you said you lived?
longisland but im staying at my aunts house in easthampton this week with my cousin--kerry was in the area at a $1000 a plate dinner but I didnt run in to him tho

LOL. mislabeling is great. they did that with one of the Lord of the Rings movies online. Instead of being Lord of the Rings it was 4 hours of like midget porn. That happened to 2 of my friends. I avoided that by buying LoTR for 10 bucks from a guy on the street.

Hilarious. :D

no prob :)new astrolia said it wasnt worth it tho-if she was alone I coulda made my own porn with her :mad:

new astrolia said it wasnt worth it tho-if she was alone I coulda made my own porn with her :mad:

Y'know, I really don't doubt that for some reason. It wouldn't be hard...

maybe ?!?@$$%% :p

Y'know, I really don't doubt that for some reason. It wouldn't be hard...
shes easy but wouldnt the world be a better place if people were more like dogs?

maybe ?!?@$$%% :p
touching is a form of bonding

longisland but im staying at my aunts house in easthampton this week with my cousin--kerry was in the area at a $1000 a plate dinner but I didnt run in to him tho

Heh, a fellow Long Islander...Nassau or Suffolk?

Heh, a fellow Long Islander...Nassau or Suffolk?
I live in nassau but im in deep suffolk tonite

shes easy but wouldnt the world be a better place if people were more like dogs?

No way. Ever seen a group of male dogs chase after a bitch on heat? After one male dog jumps on the bitches back, the others catch up, jump on the pile and start having anal sex with eachother. =/ I'd rather it the way it is personally.

No way. Ever seen a group of male dogs chase after a bitch on heat? After one male dog jumps on the bitches back, the others catch up, jump on the pile and start having anal sex with eachother. =/ I'd rather it the way it is personally.
sounds like everyone gets a piece of something tho

sounds like everyone gets a piece of something tho

Eww. well, if that's the way you like it I won't hold it against you.

Eww. well, if that's the way you like it I won't hold it against you.
well of course Id rather be that first dog but im speaking purely in terms of erotic efficiency

she actually signed in on some of the royalties from her ex boyfriend (guy in video) what is ROLFMAO?

she actually signed in on some of the royalties from her ex boyfriend (guy in video) what is ROLFMAO?

Well, its doesnt surprise me entirely. Apart from the fact I wouldnt think she'd need the money...

In a candy store cause I told her she was pretty :)

You seriously think that heroine whore is pretty? I pitty you.

In a candy store cause I told her she was pretty :)
It's 3:11 in the morning. The only time TRA does not post politics :D

That's hilarious. Stupid though, I mean if you're going to be in a porn video, then why not at least get some money out of it?




It wasn't even good porn, the action stank, she answered her phone, he had nothing to really write home about, she couldn't even give a proper BJ.

I seriously doubt anyone got their jollies from this rubbish. I've seen better film on teeth.

getting touched by that skank bitch is nothing to be proud of...in fact best thing would be to check into the nearest STD clinic.....

In a candy store cause I told her she was pretty :)

You da man. :D

In a candy store cause I told her she was pretty :)

What, are you ten years old? You should have asked her if she would like to come home with you and check out some "fashions".

;) Don't worry MK, I can teach you how to pick up the ladies. If that's even your persuasion.

no shes not a whore. whores get paid. shes a SLUT sluts do it for free.
Well, it's not like she would have to charge for it. Actually she would have to be the one paying for it. I don't understand why she is considerd hot.

splendid! slut #1 touched you. I wish she would touch me too

You seriously think that heroine whore is pretty? I pitty you.
well not really-I just wanted to get laid :(

It's 3:11 in the morning. The only time TRA does not post politics :D
sometimes I get sick of fightin :headbang:

It wasn't even good porn, the action stank, she answered her phone, he had nothing to really write home about, she couldn't even give a proper BJ.

I seriously doubt anyone got their jollies from this rubbish. I've seen better film on teeth.
your rite it sucked

getting touched by that skank bitch is nothing to be proud of...in fact best thing would be to check into the nearest STD clinic.....
I was wearin latex board shorts

You da man. :D
every guy here woulda done the same dont deny it ;)

What, are you ten years old? You should have asked her if she would like to come home with you and check out some "fashions".

;) Don't worry MK, I can teach you how to pick up the ladies. If that's even your persuasion.
ok ill remeber that line :D

Well, it's not like she would have to charge for it. Actually she would have to be the one paying for it. I don't understand why she is considerd hot.
cause shes eazy meat

splendid! slut #1 touched you. I wish she would touch me too
its real eazy just stand next to her

every guy here woulda done the same dont deny it ;)

I doubt I'd have recognized her.

I doubt I'd have recognized her.
she looks like rich white trash

No way. Ever seen a group of male dogs chase after a bitch on heat? After one male dog jumps on the bitches back, the others catch up, jump on the pile and start having anal sex with eachother. =/ I'd rather it the way it is personally.

Sounds pretty sweet, some pussy and some prostate action, best of both worlds.

YOU sir, are a BABOON!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah! Ah! Ah!

Sounds pretty sweet, some pussy and some prostate action, best of both worlds.
exactly where is the prostrate?

she looks like rich white trash

also her face looks like its melting

Paris Hilton touched my ass tonite

Isn't that an Elton John song?

exactly where is the prostrate?

Hmm take a trip to San Francisco. I'm sure someone there will help you explore it.

I was wearin latex board shorts

and that would protect you how?? LOL !!!

In a candy store cause I told her she was pretty :)
Didn't you post this topic months ago? The skank involved might have been different but the story was the same.

I haven't seen it, but the name of the movie is "A Night in Paris"

WHore or not she is hot and I would bang her. Dude whose ass she touched you are lucky!

WHore or not she is hot and I would bang her. Dude whose ass she touched you are lucky!

anyone who wants std, touch her!

I m getting a feeling most girls hate her....

Do i want her to touch me?...hell yeah!!! with her tongue

also her face looks like its melting
I never thought of that but its true

Isn't that an Elton John song?
how does it go?

Hmm take a trip to San Francisco. I'm sure someone there will help you explore it.
I was there once and Ill I remeber of it was riding a train up a very steep hill

and that would protect you how?? LOL !!!
latex acts as a barrier to disease

Didn't you post this topic months ago? The skank involved might have been different but the story was the same.
im dont think so---i try to remener anyone who ever touches my ass
*but could u be thinkin of when I was rude to O'reilly?

The prostate is a gland that is part of a man's sex organs. Its main function is to secrete and store a clear, slightly acidic fluid that is part of semen. A healthy prostate is approximately the size of a walnut. It surrounds the urethra just below the urinary bladder. It is located in front of the rectum and part of it can be felt during a rectal exam.

WHore or not she is hot and I would bang her. Dude whose ass she touched you are lucky!
but she has no ass to touch back

In a candy store cause I told her she was pretty :)


When I first saw this on the side of the latest threads menu on the front page, it only showed "Paris Hilton touched my" and I'm thinking, "Good lord! What's going on here?"

:D

Oh well, you got touched by a slut, nothing a lot of people can't say.


Imagine what she'd have done if you told her "You're the most stunningly gorgeous woman I've ever gazed upon. I almost feel I have to divert my eyes to avoid being blinded by your radiant beauty, brighter than the sun it is." Or something to that extent... Perhaps you'd be having to tell us your story in the morning, because you'd be busy right now. :D

Newsflash, telling people what they want to hear, it will get you places. And if you actually mean what you're saying and that happens to be what they want to hear it, it's even better!

When I first saw this on the side of the latest threads menu on the front page, it only showed "Paris Hilton touched my" and I'm thinking, "Good lord! What's going on here?"

:D

Oh well, you got touched by a slut, nothing a lot of people can't say.


Imagine what she'd have done if you told her "You're the most stunningly gorgeous woman I've ever gazed upon. I almost feel I have to divert my eyes to avoid being blinded by your radiant beauty, brighter than the sun it is." Or something to that extent... Perhaps you'd be having to tell us your story in the morning, because you'd be busy right now. :D

Newsflash, telling people what they want to hear, it will get you places. And if you actually mean what you're saying and that happens to be what they want to hear it, it's even better!
words of wisdom

There are 2 things which improve hotness greatly.

1 - The image of unattainability. e.g. rich.

2 - Attainability. e.g. skank.

When coupled with the following fact:
"Paris is a rich skank"

we can thus deduce that paris is extremely hot.

Being thin And aerian helps for me too.

Ugh--I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton with my ex-wife's strap-on, and I don't even like my ex-wife. :D

Ugh--I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton with my ex-wife's strap-on, and I don't even like my ex-wife. :D

Then your standards are too high. :headbang:

Oh no! :eek: She doesn't look like a supermodel! :eek:

There are 2 things which improve hotness greatly.

1 - The image of unattainability. e.g. rich.

2 - Attainability. e.g. skank.

When coupled with the following fact:
"Paris is a rich skank"

we can thus deduce that paris is extremely hot.

Being thin And aerian helps for me too.
good reasoning process-this is a logical conclusion

Ugh--I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton with my ex-wife's strap-on, and I don't even like my ex-wife. :D
even if she got on all fours?

There are 2 things which improve hotness greatly.

1 - The image of unattainability. e.g. rich.

2 - Attainability. e.g. skank.

When coupled with the following fact:
"Paris is a rich skank"

we can thus deduce that paris is extremely hot.

Being thin And aerian helps for me too.

of course the fact that it will probably be green once you get through with her negates the inflated hotness.

of course the fact that it will probably be green once you get through with her negates the inflated hotness.
:D :D :D

of course the fact that it will probably be green once you get through with her negates the inflated hotness.

*shudder*

hrmm... this is straining my knowledge of STDs but aren't all the non-fatal ones treatable with antibiotics? one would expect Paris could afford anti-biotocs, and condoms, and thugs with quick blood test kits (not that these exist, but I'm sure she can afford them anyway).

good reasoning process-this is a logical conclusion
thanks :D

*shudder*

hrmm... this is straining my knowledge of STDs but aren't all the non-fatal ones treatable with antibiotics? one would expect Paris could afford anti-biotocs, and condoms, and thugs with quick blood test kits (not that these exist, but I'm sure she can afford them anyway).
yeah just from the small change she makes from the turnstile leading into her bedroom alone :)

thanks :D
it sounded like a mathmatical formula thats how I knew it was correct

it sounded like a mathmatical formula thats how I knew it was correct

:) hehe, so I have learnt something from 4 years of uni :)

So the question now becomes, is Paris smart enough to hire blood-test thugs or is she riddled with disease?

*shudder*

hrmm... this is straining my knowledge of STDs but aren't all the non-fatal ones treatable with antibiotics? one would expect Paris could afford anti-biotocs, and condoms, and thugs with quick blood test kits (not that these exist, but I'm sure she can afford them anyway).

well she probably has some STDs that have yet to be documented.

Technically Yes. But things like herpes can keep coming back. Same thing with syphilis i believe it can just come back randomly.

syphilis i believe it can just come back randomly.

Goes away with antibiotics. You can keep getting it again and again though, and just keep treating it with antibiotics each time you get it.

I'd still tell her she was pretty, even if she does have syphillus.

I'd still tell her she was pretty, even if she does have syphillus.


what about leprosy?

:) hehe, so I have learnt something from 4 years of uni :)

So the question now becomes, is Paris smart enough to hire blood-test thugs or is she riddled with disease?
maybe all the booze she drinks sanitizes her insides?

I'd still tell her she was pretty, even if she does have syphillus.
can you tell if shes got it by looking at it?

what about leprosy?

I draw the line at leprosy.

maybe all the booze she drinks sanitizes her insides?

Oh we can only hope! because then it's (by which I mean :fluffle: ) alright.

what about leprosy?
leprosy is no longer in style--hasnt been for centuries

can you tell if shes got it by looking at it?

I think syphillus is quiet and undetectable. eats your brains slowly though.

Feminism. You cant have men giving women money for sex because thats demeaning. But if you cant have promiscuous sex at all then the womens lose thier means to manipulate men. :evil:

Yeah, Feminism has a little to do with it, but it's mostly due to Christian brand morality tainting legislation.

I think syphillus is quiet and undetectable. eats your brains slowly though.
are u aware that u have it or is it only the people around u who know?

Yeah, Feminism has a little to do with it, but it's mostly due to Christian brand morality tainting legislation.
christian fanatics and feminism both have similar hatred of sexuality

are u aware that u have it or is it only the people around u who know?

http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/stdsyph.htm

Apparently it's not silent, but looks like every other STD. sore at sight of infection, then rash on palms/feet accompanied by hair loss etc. becomes silent in the final (brain eating and non-infectious) stage.

can catch it from any contact with the traumatised skin (e.g. palm rash) so the guy who's arse she touched had better see a docter.

i dont know why people call her rich she just leechs of her parents hotel empire right and its not as if she or her sister will inherit it it would ruin the franchise or it could become the largest whore store in the galaxy

http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/stdsyph.htm

Apparently it's not silent, but looks like every other STD. sore at sight of infection, then rash on palms/feet accompanied by hair loss etc. becomes silent in the final (brain eating and non-infectious) stage.

can catch it from any contact with the traumatised skin (e.g. palm rash) so the guy who's arse she touched had better see a docter.
:( :( :(

*but wait my ass wasnt traumatised

i dont know why people call her rich she just leechs of her parents hotel empire right and its not as if she or her sister will inherit it it would ruin the franchise or it could become the largest whore store in the galaxy
yeah but think of all the fun u can have with her and her slut sister running thru all that money

:( :( :(

*but wait my ass wasnt traumatised

probably because she doesn't have syphilis.

i dont know why people call her rich she just leechs of her parents hotel empire right and its not as if she or her sister will inherit it it would ruin the franchise or it could become the largest whore store in the galaxy

She's rich now, between "that simple life" and all the magazine shoots, she has her own money.

yeah good point

Of course, with her lifestyle that money won't last long. I wonder if daddy cut her off yet?

I think MK should stick to copy & pasting articles from democracynow.org because his spam sucks.

probably because she doesn't have syphilis.



She's rich now, between "that simple life" and all the magazine shoots, she has her own money.
And I think her sister has her own line of handbags or something.
Aaah the things you can do with enough money.

Then your standards are too high. :headbang:

Oh no! :eek: She doesn't look like a supermodel! :eek:
That may be the first time anyone has ever accused me of having standards that were too high. This is supposed to be a light-hearted thread--lighten up, for God's sake. Besides, I find her repulsive for reasons other than the superficial one of her physical appearance.

Who's Paris Hilton?

Anyone seen her, uh, "video"? Is it any good? :D

i seen a portion of it and shes a fucking camera hog.

i seen a portion of it and shes a fucking camera hog.

Does she squeal and grunt like a hog too?

Does she squeal and grunt like a hog too?

no but in the middle of fucking she got up to answer her mobile phone

no but in the middle of fucking she got up to answer her mobile phone

>:( What a bitch...

>:( What a bitch...

thats an understatment

so shes a whore and a slut even tho most of you, no wait probably all of you downloaded her video and whacked off to it

and as for you MK, i bet she accidently rubbed off your arse and you got so excited that you exploded in your little pants

I think MK should stick to copy & pasting articles from democracynow.org because his spam sucks.
suck this :gundge:

and as for you MK, i bet she accidently rubbed off your arse and you got so excited that you exploded in your little pants
thats exactly what happened :eek:

suck this :gundge:

You really do suck :p

thats exactly what happened :eek:

haha, i bet you're still a virgin

good for you. you got touched by a whore. *clap* *clap*
:rolleyes:

When you say *clap* do you mean applause or STD?

Heh, this is even less believable than "I insulted Bill O'Reilly". Keep the laughs coming, MKULTRA.