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The evil that is Teenage Girl

Jhenova
22-08-2004, 02:44
i think teenage girls ruined everything

i think they ruined what it means to be homosexual, or bisexual

i think they ruined good movies when you go to theaters

i think they ruined what "Wicca" is

i think they ruined the myth that is Vampire by saying they are

i think they ruined the fashion statement of "Goth"

i think they ruined our chances, as males, to stay in that garden by taking that apple


Except for the few that arnt die hard crazy for attention, i like those girls...anyway does anyone agree? you can do bashing on teenage guys too, but does anyone agree with me?

Im hetrosexual
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 02:46
i think teenage girls ruined everything

i think they ruined what it means to be homosexual, or bisexual

i think they ruined good movies when you go to theaters

i think they ruined what "Wicca" is

i think they ruined the myth that is Vampire by saying they are

i think they ruined the fashion statement of "Goth"

i think they ruined our chances, as males, to stay in that garden by taking that apple


Except for the few that arnt die hard crazy for attention, i like those girls...anyway does anyone agree? you can do bashing on teenage guys too, but does anyone agree with me?

Im hetrosexual

I, being a target of your little rant, am quite offended.
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 02:46
I, being a target of your little rant, am quite offended.

BURN!
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 02:47
They're all shallow, they just care about the way they look and wonder about if they should get apple or watermelon...

Bleh...

Yes I am bitter :rolleyes:
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 02:47
BURN!

You sound like Ashton Kutcher.
New Foxxinnia
22-08-2004, 02:48
You sound like Ashton Kutcher.Everyone says 'burn'.
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 02:50
DAMN THOSE TEENAGE GIRLS!!!!!! :mad: :upyours:
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 02:50
Everyone says 'burn'.

But he says it in the funniest, most memorable way. I'm a big fan of "That '70s Show", okay?
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 02:51
Yeah! I knew i wasnt alone!

And its not EVERY teenage girl, its just the few that i know Everyone has seen that piss on everything and ruin everything...Especially Religions! I know a girl who says shes Wiccan and chants to Zues and the Greek Gods to get rid of evil spirits in her house and another that only wants to go out at night, pretending to be a real vampire and has crazy excuses about sunlight. Well, at least im not alone


FUCKING BITCHES!
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 02:51
But he says it in the funniest, most memorable way. I'm a big fan of "That '70s Show", okay?

As am I, but I hate to say im going to have to agree with the author on this.
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 02:53
I say Owned, with a 3!
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 02:53
As am I, but I hate to say im going to have to agree with the author on this.

He shouldn't aim his complaints at ALL teenage girl. I'm not Gothic or Wiccan or anything like that.
HocCheLand
22-08-2004, 02:53
I'm quite a fan of teenage girls....being the teenage guy that I am.

Although my one pet peeve is gothic girls....
Spoffin
22-08-2004, 02:54
i think teenage girls ruined everything

i think they ruined what it means to be homosexual, or bisexual

i think they ruined good movies when you go to theaters

i think they ruined what "Wicca" is

i think they ruined the myth that is Vampire by saying they are

i think they ruined the fashion statement of "Goth"

i think they ruined our chances, as males, to stay in that garden by taking that apple


Except for the few that arnt die hard crazy for attention, i like those girls...anyway does anyone agree? you can do bashing on teenage guys too, but does anyone agree with me?

Im hetrosexualMost of those things weren't so great before. Paradise especially was waaaay overrated.
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 02:54
He shouldn't aim his complaints at ALL teenage girl. I'm not Gothic or Wiccan or anything like that.

So he should have aimed his rant at Hot Topic shoppers?
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 02:55
So he should have aimed his rant at Hot Topic shoppers?

You really hit the nail on the head, my friend.
Demented Hamsters
22-08-2004, 02:55
But he says it in the funniest, most memorable way. I'm a big fan of "That '70s Show", okay?
Another reason to dislike Teenage girls: Ashton Kulcher.
In fact all those talentless 'heart-throbs' and intensely irritating lip-syncing boy bands.
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 02:55
I never said ALL teenage girls, I said, MOST if not SOME

at least get that part right......
Kernlandia
22-08-2004, 02:56
So he should have aimed his rant at Hot Topic shoppers?
lord protect me from those idiots.
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 02:56
One seriouse reason to dislike teenage girls. They are easy.
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 02:56
its not just hot topic shoppers, its just those attention screaming whores...........maybe not jsut for attention but jus the kinda girl that takes an ideal and tottally warps it and tries to be it, whatever, i know we all have had our experinces with a Teenage girl that ruins everything
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 02:57
lord protect me from those idiots.

*high fives everybody*
Malre
22-08-2004, 02:58
Contrary to popular belief, young ladies (or girls, whichever you prefer) are not ALL 'succubi', as it were, but the worst are usually the loudest. "Those with the least amount to say, say it loudest." One rule I've learned in my few short years... heh.


Edited for spelling... dear Lord help me, I can't even spell 'whichever' anymore...
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 02:59
Just re-read my general idea of what i said

Come my brothers and Sisters...

share your stories of those Girls that have Ruined everything and fill you with anger!
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:00
Bleh, the day I get a date will be the day I am no longer bitter, unfortunately all the girls here are shallow sluts that only know about rap... bleh... I like rap, but eek, and don't forget the fact that they look 21 >_>
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:02
The ghetto gangster wanna be chicks...oh jesus christ...i blame the Rappers for that one, but what you get for a girl is such an egotistical bitch.....




i wonder where all the pornstars go?
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:02
Well, half of what I think is evil about teenage girls can be summed up in the french film, "My father, the hero".
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 03:04
Bleh, the day I get a date will be the day I am no longer bitter, unfortunately all the girls here are shallow sluts that only know about rap... bleh... I like rap, but eek, and don't forget the fact that they look 21 >_>
So I guess you don't have lot's of dates then?
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:04
The ghetto gangster wanna be chicks...oh jesus christ...i blame the Rappers for that one, but what you get for a girl is such an egotistical bitch.....




i wonder where all the pornstars go?

They don't wear panites either :rolleyes:

Crazy white people...
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 03:04
Another reason to dislike Teenage girls: Ashton Kulcher.
In fact all those talentless 'heart-throbs' and intensely irritating lip-syncing boy bands.

I do not think that he is hot. In fact I think he is ugly, now Heath Ledger and Orlando Bloom, they are hot. [just kidding]
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:05
Dont forget the Suicidal type of girl that cuts herself everywhere and talks about dying alllllll the time but never does it
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:05
So I guess you don't have lot's of dates then?
Of course, bleh, my standards high. I actually want somebody smart :p
HocCheLand
22-08-2004, 03:05
Bleh, the day I get a date will be the day I am no longer bitter, unfortunately all the girls here are shallow sluts that only know about rap... bleh... I like rap, but eek, and don't forget the fact that they look 21 >_>


now i find it hard to believe EVERY girl is that shallow....unless you live in a town, with, say, 15 girls.
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:05
oh yeah and always complains about everything and says how bad their life is, and allllllllll this other stuff...thats another Evil Girl


or the Mad obsessing controlling types
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:07
now i find it hard to believe EVERY girl is that shallow....unless you live in a town, with, say, 15 girls.

My friend, everything is possible in Florida :)
HocCheLand
22-08-2004, 03:07
ooh i hate the controlling ones....never, i mean never play sports with them.


"Paul get back and play defense! Go! Try harder Paul! Matt play better defense!"

bah!
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 03:08
Of course, bleh, my standards high. I actually want somebody smart :p
Yeah. Me too. Someone to philosiphy with.......
Superpower07
22-08-2004, 03:09
Good god - all the ones at my school drive me crazy!! Somebody save me from their madness!!! :Smiley Tearing at His Hair:
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 03:09
Jeez, I didn't think teenage girls were that obnoxious. I only know a few that are total jerks. You guys have just been hanging around the wrong girls.
HocCheLand
22-08-2004, 03:11
Jeez, I didn't think teenage girls were that obnoxious. I only know a few that are total jerks. You guys have just been hanging around the wrong girls.


True, only about 50% of the girls are complete jerks around here...you guys are speaking of 90%...

have we had any teenage girls put their input on this? This is becoming the teenage guy frustration thread.
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:11
I hate the Goth and Punker ones. But mostly the Punker ones, because they think its cool to go to the mall and harass people and be genral jack asses.
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:11
Jeez, I didn't think teenage girls were that obnoxious. I only know a few that are total jerks. You guys have just been hanging around the wrong girls.
No I have some friends that are girls.

I hate that, I only like you as a "friend" ya date the guy who's gonna abuse you and is better looking than me >_>
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 03:12
True, only about 50% of the girls are complete jerks around here...you guys are speaking of 90%...

have we had any teenage girls put their input on this? This is becoming the teenage guy frustration thread.

I'll be 13 in October. That is close enough to a teenage girl. I'm a pre-teen anyway, good enough.
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:14
Haha yeah! this is a guy frustration thread anyway, its like a clubhouse for us, someone had to make it...

The mall thing is bad but i HATE IT in the movies

"NOOOOOOOO! DONT GO BACK TO HIM!"

or

"KILL THAT FUCKA! yeah!"

it makes me very angry...and then they complain about having horrible times and nothing is good int heir life.......
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 03:15
I hate that, I only like you as a "friend" ya date the guy who's gonna abuse you and is better looking than me >_>
Jealouse?
HocCheLand
22-08-2004, 03:15
Dont forget the Suicidal type of girl that cuts herself everywhere and talks about dying alllllll the time but never does it


yes that was kind of like my last girlfriend....after i dumped her. scary.
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:16
it makes me very angry...and then they complain about having horrible times and nothing is good int heir life.......

Bleh I know, that's pooberty and the period hand in hand though.
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:16
Haha yeah! this is a guy frustration thread anyway, its like a clubhouse for us, someone had to make it...

The mall thing is bad but i HATE IT in the movies

"NOOOOOOOO! DONT GO BACK TO HIM!"

or

"KILL THAT FUCKA! yeah!"

it makes me very angry...and then they complain about having horrible times and nothing is good int heir life.......

Just tell em' to STFU. Usually works for me, or they jump you on the way to your car and steal your wallet and beat you to a bloody pulp.
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 03:17
Haha yeah! this is a guy frustration thread anyway, its like a clubhouse for us, someone had to make it...

The mall thing is bad but i HATE IT in the movies

"NOOOOOOOO! DONT GO BACK TO HIM!"

or

"KILL THAT FUCKA! yeah!"

it makes me very angry...and then they complain about having horrible times and nothing is good int heir life.......

Clubhouse? All of you are talking about how horrible teenage girls are because you were losers in high school who were nerds and got ignored and could never get a date. At least, that is how you guys are coming off.
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:17
yes that was kind of like my last girlfriend....after i dumped her. scary.

I once dated this chick who drank blood. She would put hamburger in the microewave and heat it until it started to bleed, then she drank it.
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:17
naw they'll probably go

"Satan will get you."

and try to freak you out...or pull out switch blades and do horrible things to you like Johhny the Homocidal Manic or any of those comics or what their songs tell them to do...

(shutters)

such Evil.
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:18
Clubhouse? All of you are talking about how horrible teenage girls are because you were losers in high school who were nerds and got ignored and could never get a date. At least, that is how you guys are coming off.

Shut up, now im usually not so abbrupt with total strangers but you have no clue what its like.
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:19
Jealouse?

Yes I am :p

Clubhouse? All of you are talking about how horrible teenage girls are because you were losers in high school who were nerds and got ignored and could never get a date. At least, that is how you guys are coming off.

Actually my life's never been better, I just can't get a date :p
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 03:20
Shut up, now im usually not so abbrupt with total strangers but you have no clue what its like.

That's fine, I probably don't know what I'm talking about. Hmmm... I'm usually not so compliant with total strangers.
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 03:20
Clubhouse? All of you are talking about how horrible teenage girls are because you were losers in high school who were nerds and got ignored and could never get a date. At least, that is how you guys are coming off.
No. Because we were nice guys. Who didn't start fights to proof our manhood. Who didn't have wrap sheets as long as my arm. Who didn't do drugs, well not often anyway.
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 03:21
Yes I am :p
Have a beer!!!
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:21
Yeah "Suicidal", i bet your one of the Evil girls, i mean look at your SN, who the hell knows how evil you are, i bet if we knew you, half of us would be crying right now, Girls are not made of Sugar and Spice, just a few rare ones are but thats usually just a coating...Some girls are Great though, dont get me wrong, a few on here even too

such as

Dezzan

Avia

the rest i forget

Aspen Clark is a bitch though
The Sword and Sheild
22-08-2004, 03:21
You silly boys have just not found out, women are excellent, they are not shallow, they just are very expressful in their opinions. Women are far more open with their emotions, and will therefore usually talk about it more, you probably should be more caring or understanding, instead of your shallow stereotyping of them. Once you find a girl you really love, you will understand.


(She's on the couch about 8 feet away, I'm not chancing shit with this post, anyone know if they go down with a hit to the back of the head?)
Ashmoria
22-08-2004, 03:22
DAMN those grapes are sour, eh?
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:22
Have a beer!!!
Nah I don't drink...
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:23
You silly boys have just not found out, women are excellent, they are not shallow, they just are very expressful in their opinions. Women are far more open with their emotions, and will therefore usually talk about it more, you probably should be more caring or understanding, instead of your shallow stereotyping of them. Once you find a girl you really love, you will understand.


(She's on the couch about 8 feet away, I'm not chancing shit with this post, anyone know if they go down with a hit to the back of the head?)

I was about to flame after reading the first part.
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:23
Sword and sheild that was the most Stereotypical thing you could have ever said, i KNOW i was being stereotypical but you just stereotyped women in this...False Fabrication that Girls are the essence of Greatness

you, must be one HELL of a princessy Bitch in life, i'd bet money on it that if you had a husband he is either Cheating on you, or Cries himself to sleep, if you allow him too, that is
Arenestho
22-08-2004, 03:24
The sad thing is that this dumb ass is actually right on almost every single account :( Though that's only a select few, most girls are pretty decent.
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 03:24
Nah I don't drink...
Now I like you even more!!! More beer for me!!!!!
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 03:24
Yeah "Suicidal", i bet your one of the Evil girls, i mean look at your SN, who the hell knows how evil you are, i bet if we knew you, half of us would be crying right now, Girls are not made of Sugar and Spice, just a few rare ones are but thats usually just a coating...Some girls are Great though, dont get me wrong, a few on here even too

such as

Dezzan

Avia

the rest i forget

Aspen Clark is a bitch though

Actually, I'm quite nice. I care about school and I steer clear of most boys, so they don't have a chance to hate me. I was just trying to get a rise out of you guys.
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:24
You silly boys have just not found out, women are excellent, they are not shallow, they just are very expressful in their opinions. Women are far more open with their emotions, and will therefore usually talk about it more, you probably should be more caring or understanding, instead of your shallow stereotyping of them. Once you find a girl you really love, you will understand.


(She's on the couch about 8 feet away, I'm not chancing shit with this post, anyone know if they go down with a hit to the back of the head?)

I have been patient for years, I am about to go insane, I have given up on women >_>
The Sword and Sheild
22-08-2004, 03:25
Sword and sheild that was the most Stereotypical thing you could have ever said, i KNOW i was being stereotypical but you just stereotyped women in this...False Fabrication that Girls are the essence of Greatness

you, must be one HELL of a princessy Bitch in life, i'd bet money on it that if you had a husband he is either Cheating on you, or Cries himself to sleep, if you allow him too, that is

I was joking dude, did you read the end of the post?
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 03:25
I have given up on women >_>
I gave up a long time ago.
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:26
hey Suicidal, if your quite nice why do you have to stay clear of most boys so they wont hate you?
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:26
I have been patient for years, I am about to go insane, I have given up on women >_>

Thats why God invented porn. (Sure helps me with the agony of everyday life.) :(
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:26
Sword and Sheild, i just wanted to say something anyway
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 03:27
hey Suicidal, if your quite nice why do you have to stay clear of most boys so they wont hate you?

Not what I meant. I steer clear of MOST boys so I won't hate them. You see in my school it is the boys that are evil perverts.
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 03:28
Thats why God invented porn. (Sure helps me with the agony of everyday life.) :(
Mmmmmmmmm....porn.......eeehh It has educational value about reproduction, you know?
The Sword and Sheild
22-08-2004, 03:28
Sword and Sheild, i just wanted to say something anyway

Though if I had a husband.... I would probably cry myself to sleep, since that would entail I'm probably in prison (please someone get that).
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:28
hey Suicidal, if your quite nice why do you have to stay clear of most boys so they wont hate you?

Okay now you're being extreme :rolleyes:

Thats why God invented porn. (Sure helps me with the agony of everyday life.) :(

I have morals ya know, I'm not going to look at porn >_>
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:29
Though if I had a husband.... I would probably cry myself to sleep, since that would entail I'm probably in prison (please someone get that).

Man or Woman?
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:29
i got it this time S&S, i payed attention to what you had to say :)
Von Witzleben
22-08-2004, 03:29
Though if I had a husband.... I would probably cry myself to sleep, since that would entail I'm probably in prison (please someone get that).
Your a male hating lesbian?
The Sword and Sheild
22-08-2004, 03:30
Man or Woman?

.....I'm hoping man.... otherwise I really do have some explaining to do to my girlfriend.
The Sword and Sheild
22-08-2004, 03:32
Your a male hating lesbian?

Only after the operation.
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:32
Fold me up
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:33
.....I'm hoping man.... otherwise I really do have some explaining to do to my girlfriend.

Dammit, stop with the innuendo(sp?)!
New Genoa
22-08-2004, 03:34
eh... it just isnt the teenage girls... it's the guys too... anyway, I wont be getting a girlfriend anytime soon I'm the guy that would be called a fag right off the bat by the "hot" guys and "hot" girls.. :rolleyes:
Jhenova
22-08-2004, 03:35
the fire of this post, is now dying, it was good to share it all though...












--------the dotted line--------
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:35
eh... it just isnt the teenage girls... it's the guys too... anyway, I wont be getting a girlfriend anytime soon I'm the guy that would be called a fag right off the bat if I met a hot ghetto girl.. :rolleyes:

Lemme guess, computer nerd with a passion for black chicks? :D
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:36
the fire of this post, is now dying, it was good to share it all though...












--------the dotted line--------

*Holds an Irish wake for the thread*
The Sword and Sheild
22-08-2004, 03:37
Well, I now must hide this window from her, since I would rather not have another bruise, I still have a scar from a particularly good quip I made concerning her status in relations to my history books.
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:38
Well, I now must hide this window from her, since I would rather not have another bruise, I still have a scar from a particularly good quip I made concerning her status in relations to my history books.

Heres the hotline for battered husbands, 1-800-MEN-BEAT
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:39
Ummm

I LIKE BIG BUTTS!

>_>
<_<
>_>
<_>
>_<
Greater Valia
22-08-2004, 03:40
Ummm

I LIKE BIG BUTTS!

>_>
<_<
>_>
<_>
>_<

Shut up, you sound like Letila. >_< :D
The Sword and Sheild
22-08-2004, 03:41
Heres the hotline for battered husbands, 1-800-MEN-BEAT

Doesn't help me, I'm not married. Besides, poking works just as well, as long as your about a meter away.
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:44
Shut up, you sound like Letila. >_< :D
Gonna tap that booty!
The SPARTAN
22-08-2004, 03:47
this is my first post on this site, and i coudlnt have picked a better one!
i agree that teenage women are the reason man didnt stay in the garden of eden!! cause of them, were screwed! lol
Calarca
22-08-2004, 04:09
But he says it in the funniest, most memorable way. I'm a big fan of "That '70s Show", okay?


I'm a fan of Laura Prepon... I wonder when she'll do the hollywood thing and pose for playboy? :P
San Texario
22-08-2004, 04:17
Shut up, you sound like Letila. >_< :D

Oooooooooooh! Got 'im!
Katganistan
22-08-2004, 04:45
i think teenage girls ruined everything
That's ok, I think teenage boys ruin everything.

i think they ruined what it means to be homosexual, or bisexual I think teen guys dreaming about what it means to be lesbian or bisexual is what leads to their disappointment in the real thing when reality knocks and says, "They really WOULD rather be with each other and NOT WITH A GUY."

i think they ruined good movies when you go to theatersI think guys on their cell phones during the movie are more annoying. Especially the ones who think the back of my chair is their ottoman.

i think they ruined what "Wicca" isI think guys ruined what football is.

i think they ruined the myth that is Vampire by saying they are And the freaky guys who claim they're vampires didn't?

i think they ruined the fashion statement of "Goth"I think Hot Topic managed that....

i think they ruined our chances, as males, to stay in that garden by taking that appleI think you males ruined your chances by not saying no to eating it too.

Im hetrosexual

And that is meaningful to your thesis how?
Katganistan
22-08-2004, 04:49
I never said ALL teenage girls, I said, MOST if not SOME

at least get that part right......

Reread your first post. Never says most. Never says some. Says teenage girls, which implys all.
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 04:51
Bleh he's an extremist I'm a moderate, he wants to destroy women, I just want a date ;)
Katganistan
22-08-2004, 05:05
Bleh he's an extremist I'm a moderate, he wants to destroy women, I just want a date ;)

Then I will give you one honest piece of advice: don't try so hard. :) Most women see a guy trying really hard to impress them and think DESPERATE!!!! It's a big turnoff.

(Which is why the less intelligent women go for the 'bad boys': the bad boys don't give a crap what anyone thinks of them. Ergo, no desperate vibe. Too bad more women can't pick up on the 'abusive ass' vibe.)
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 05:13
Then I will give you one honest piece of advice: don't try so hard. :) Most women see a guy trying really hard to impress them and think DESPERATE!!!! It's a big turnoff.

I don't try, at all :p
Pyta
22-08-2004, 05:23
I don't try, at all :p


Hi five, I'm a member of the "Want a date, but why the hell should I try to get one?" club
Kernlandia
22-08-2004, 06:13
Hi five, I'm a member of the "Want a date, but why the hell should I try to get one?" club

if you never try you're not going to get one.
Jokobee
22-08-2004, 06:19
Hi five, I'm a member of the "Want a date, but why the hell should I try to get one?" club

That's me! :D

I'm just waaaaaaaay too lazy.
Keruvalia
22-08-2004, 11:08
i think teenage girls ruined everything


What's the matter ... she not put out?
The Sword and Sheild
22-08-2004, 11:20
if you never try you're not going to get one.

I got me one, 125 pounder, I did. Had to treck across the vast tundra of an office to get it though, and then only after having to use my wit elephant gun, and shy in-a-cute-way woman caller.
Grave_n_idle
22-08-2004, 17:09
True, only about 50% of the girls are complete jerks around here...you guys are speaking of 90%...

have we had any teenage girls put their input on this? This is becoming the teenage guy frustration thread.

I believe that is just it.... it looks like a 'frustrated teenage guy' thread.

can't get any, so all girls must be evil...
Brutanion
22-08-2004, 17:51
Yeah! I knew i wasnt alone!

And its not EVERY teenage girl, its just the few that i know Everyone has seen that piss on everything and ruin everything...Especially Religions! I know a girl who says shes Wiccan and chants to Zues and the Greek Gods to get rid of evil spirits in her house and another that only wants to go out at night, pretending to be a real vampire and has crazy excuses about sunlight. Well, at least im not alone


FUCKING BITCHES!

I can't see well in bright light, although I have good night vision.
However I'm not a teenage girl and I just wear sunglasses.
It's something to do with the pigmentation in my eyes or some crap like that.
I'm bored.
Getin Hi
22-08-2004, 17:55
I find certain teenage girls to be adept at certain things.

Aaaaaand I'll leave it at that! ;)
Brutanion
22-08-2004, 17:57
I find certain teenage girls to be adept at certain things.

Aaaaaand I'll leave it at that! ;)

Dancing in formation.
It borders on scary.
New Barnsdale
22-08-2004, 18:55
Most girls can be way evil especiy when they have a group mentality fr00nds
ie the same clolths

ps i like big buts to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(puts song on):>
Suicidal Librarians
22-08-2004, 19:21
All of you are complaining about teenage girls and saying how teenage girls don't know what it is like to be a teenage boy. Do any of you know what it is like to be a girl? Or what they think of guys? A teenage girl needs to start a thread called "The Evil That is a Teenage Boy." I can't, I don't quite qualify as a teenager.
Sarumland
22-08-2004, 19:55
All of you are complaining about teenage girls and saying how teenage girls don't know what it is like to be a teenage boy. Do any of you know what it is like to be a girl? Or what they think of guys? A teenage girl needs to start a thread called "The Evil That is a Teenage Boy." I can't, I don't quite qualify as a teenager.


Done and done. And I mean done!
Goed
23-08-2004, 03:15
Eh, teenage girls arn't evil. I mean, some of you guys haven't had "evil."

Yeah, lets just say I have really bad luck when it comes to the opposite sex. Unless you want me to share some stories, I'll leave it at that :p


But yeah, teenage girls arn't evil. Society, THAT'S evil, but not teenage girls.


However, I do have one major gripe. Why are there no non-religious straightedge girls? I mean, honestly now. I've met ONE, and she lived on the other side of the US. It's absolutly reee-duckulous.
LannaN
23-08-2004, 03:55
Teenage Girls Rock!!!
Alex the broadband
23-08-2004, 04:02
listen to the beastie boys song titled girls it will clear some things up
Alex the broadband
23-08-2004, 04:02
listen to the beastie boys song titled girls it will clear some things up
Alex the broadband
23-08-2004, 04:02
listen to the beastie boys song titled girls it will clear some things up
Alex the broadband
23-08-2004, 04:02
listen to the beastie boys song titled girls it will clear some things up
Hommen
23-08-2004, 04:09
i think teenage girls ruined everything

i think they ruined what it means to be homosexual, or bisexual

i think they ruined good movies when you go to theaters

i think they ruined what "Wicca" is

i think they ruined the myth that is Vampire by saying they are

i think they ruined the fashion statement of "Goth"

i think they ruined our chances, as males, to stay in that garden by taking that apple


Except for the few that arnt die hard crazy for attention, i like those girls...anyway does anyone agree? you can do bashing on teenage guys too, but does anyone agree with me?

Im hetrosexual

i think you just got dumped by a teenage girl
Hommen
23-08-2004, 04:13
Most girls can be way evil especiy when they have a group mentality fr00nds
ie the same clolths

ps i like big buts to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(puts song on):>


its not their fault....its tough being young..teenage girls are not evil, thy're just trying to survive. It is tough to grow up. It is tough to not know who you are, and to have people treat you poorly. Lets face it the pre teen and teen years are tough. People grow out of that though and realize what their hromones made them do, and feel bad about it. it is tough when your body grows up faster than you and there is nothing you can do about it.
Kernlandia
23-08-2004, 04:13
I find certain teenage girls to be adept at certain things.

Aaaaaand I'll leave it at that! ;)

hohoho! into jailbait, are you?
Shinra Megacorporation
23-08-2004, 04:34
Firstly, i'd rather like to identify myself as a 23 year old who is uninterested in any girl still going to high school- the girls i date are in their 20s.
I'd also like to mention that the teenage girls do get over it all. Then they turn into college girls, and that's an enourmouse improvement.

There is a kind of sense of belonging and rebeliousness that the girls need to feel, and it seems like they need it more than the guys. I'm not sure why this is, but all the girls that i know stopped wearing gothic clothing, and trying to freak out their teachers once they were in college and their teachers were no longer freakoutable.
And any of the girls who keep it up really believe in it. so they aren't bad at all- they don't ruin any of the ideas.

And, y'know what? after you're 21 or so, all those teenage girls start to look really funny. Sure, they wear funny clothing, and wear too much makeup, but they also have noses on their faces that haven't finished forming yet. They really look rediculous, and it's hard not to laugh when i visit my little sister's school.

Girls can stop looking funny, and usually do so around 18 or 19 (half a year to a year out of high school) although some still look funny for a while afterwards. The most laughable part is that these little teenage girls think that they look so irrisistable, when they really look like cartoon characters.

Yep, teenage girls are in denial of their akward stage.

(i know that teenage boys don't notice how funny the girls their age look, but that's just the hormones.)
Kernlandia
23-08-2004, 04:36
chut up! we don't all look funny.
Druthulhu
23-08-2004, 05:05
There's nothing wrong with most teenaged girls that a relationship with a mature older man won't help. ;)

Anyway the start of this thread is pretty stupid. Teenaged guys are just as much assholes as teenaged girls are, just as often, only guys are more aggressive about it, which makes them worse. Poser gangstah/goth/vampire/wiccan types are just as annoying in either gender, cliquish popularity clubs are too, plus girls hardly ever engage in date rape.

SL, please do not form any opinions based on the posters who agreed with the thread starter. Assholes come in all shapes and sizes and so do real people. Also, if your screen name is an accurate description, please talk to someone. 12 is too young to feel that way.

Also don't take my opening paragraph too seriously.... wait like 6 years, then call me. ;)

...uhm... don't take that too seriously either. ;)
Lower Aquatica
23-08-2004, 14:03
I believe that is just it.... it looks like a 'frustrated teenage guy' thread.

can't get any, so all girls must be evil...

I knew this was what this was from the first post.
Shaed
23-08-2004, 14:11
I'm only evil when it's cold and I've got my period. That's because it feels like someone has wrapped my ovaries in barbed wire. Now, all you guys, imagine your balls wrapped in barbed wire. Right? Got that? Now image being forced to go to school like that. In the freezing cold (cold makes it hurt worse). Now imagine some idiot girl trying to flirt with you while you are standing their in agony.

Trust me, period pain brings out the evil in all.

The rest of the time I'm not really evil per-say. A little anti-social, and probably 'part' of some cliche I'm not even aware of. I'd have to go back a re-read the complaints to work out exactly what I'm being accused of. And I'm far too lazy to do that.

Ohohoh, but I'm attracted to the Evil Overlord type of guy... does that have any affect on my 'evil' levels? If so, do my pink and black hair streaks cancel it out?
Scarlet Water
25-08-2004, 12:25
I'm only evil when it's cold and I've got my period. That's because it feels like someone has wrapped my ovaries in barbed wire. Now, all you guys, imagine your balls wrapped in barbed wire. Right? Got that? Now image being forced to go to school like that. In the freezing cold (cold makes it hurt worse). Now imagine some idiot girl trying to flirt with you while you are standing their in agony.

Trust me, period pain brings out the evil in all.



that is very true! you guys dont know the meaning of PAIN! honestly, you go on about us being EVIL or summat! imaging that you get kicked in the balls, for five days everyday for 50-60 years....you'll understand why we get evil. (oh, and something that is slightly worse, imaging you are trying to chat up a girl at the same time you are suffering sooooooooo much pain that cannot stand up straight)

you now understand why girls have days when they want to... :mp5: :sniper: :headbang: :gundge: .....okay?
Almighty Kerenor
25-08-2004, 12:48
Stop generalizing, my darlings.

Not all girls are evil, or shallow, or buy at hot topics for that matter.

On the other hand, not all girls suffer all that much from their period.

By the way, I'm sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes done, I'm not a ntaive English speaker.
Revolutionsz
25-08-2004, 13:12
:headbang:
Radical Dudes
25-08-2004, 13:33
Ohohoh, but I'm attracted to the Evil Overlord type of guy... does that have any affect on my 'evil' levels? If so, do my pink and black hair streaks cancel it out?

YES!
Shaed
25-08-2004, 13:40
YES!

tsk?

I'm not sure if that's a positive thing or not.
Theophobes
25-08-2004, 13:42
sorry, can't be bothered to read it all- but has anyone mentioned the pathetically wimpish gothic guys yet?

Teenage boys are either full of themselves or full of hormones! give me a 20yr old any day... please ;)

And can I just say. The type of girl you listed, most girls despise them too.

Please stop perpetuating a stereotype :headbang:
Revolutionsz
25-08-2004, 13:45
Firstly, i'd rather like to identify myself as a 23 year old who is uninterested in any girl still going to high school- the girls i date are in their 20s. Im your opposite...Im a male in my late 20's....yet teenage girls fascinate me...Am I a Pervert? :cool:
Sloborbia
25-08-2004, 14:08
Im your opposite...Im a male in my late 20's....yet teenage girls fascinate me...Am I a Pervert?
Yes.

The way I see all this is, yes, a lot of teenage girls, with their bullshit rebellion and pretend wicca, and obsession with shoes and hair and nailpolish and all that shallow crap, are morons.
And a lot of guys with their obsession with football and cars are morons.
A lot of people are morons.

What you have to do is ignore the morons. Block them out mentally. Don't even consider them to be people, just morons. Like a lower species or something.

What pisses me off is when people (it seems to be only girls at my school) think they're being really clever and funny by shitting around doing no work, laughing at nothing and slowing down classes with their stupidity so everyone else doesn't learn anything. There's some girls in my German class who never do any work, constantly argue with the teacher and just expect knowledge and understanding to float off the blackboard and into their brains. They think they're being real rebels, making some point for the good of the students, fighting the evil teacher. They're just making idiots of themselves. And there's some other girls in my ancient history class who think they're being so cool by stuffing around and getting into trouble. But they're just pathetic.

But of course they're not all like that. It does only seem to be girls who are like that though. At my school at least.

Don't get me wrong, I don't actually have anything against sheilas, just ones who stuff around being morons and think they're really cool because of it. It's the same with guys, but I just don't know many like that.
Dalekia
25-08-2004, 14:18
But of course they're not all like that. It does only seem to be girls who are like that though. At my school at least.
Actually, I think that mens' hatred of teenage girls has to do with hormones too. Teenage boys think about sex all the time, and withstanding the occasional bout of Oedipus complex, their craving is mostly directed at teenage girls, because they happen to be around them a lot (because of school etc.) When teenage boys feel that teenage girls deny them sex, they generate a lot of anger and hate, which then haunts them for the rest of their lives. While reading this you may think that frequent masturbation would be the answer, but obviously its not a very good solution, because I bet most men have tried it and this thread is proof that it hasn't worked.
Roycelandia
25-08-2004, 15:20
Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Class of '04:

Wear Sunscreen.

The Long-term benefits of Sunscreen have been proved by Scientists, whereas the rest of the advice I'm about to offer you has no basis more reliable than my own, meandering, experience.

I shall dispense this advice Now:

As a 22 year old guy, I can say that Teenage Girls DO have their advantages... but only once they turn 16. ;)

Seriously though, they're not as Evil as some guys make out.

In my experience the whole Wiccan/Goth/Vampire thing is just a "socially acceptable" (sort of) excuse to experiment with Lesbianism, Drugs, and Kinky Sex. Not that any of that is a bad thing... (except the Drugs part).

Let's face it, Teenagers can be assholes full stop. Once you get into your 20s, you get over it. I look back on my teenage years, and remember the fun times I had, but also cringe at some of the things I got worked up over. The first time a GF dumps you or cheats on you it's the end of the world. By the time you're 20, it doesn't matter.

My cheif complaint against 18 year old girls are the ones who are still trying to cope with the fact some guy they went out with for two weeks when they were 16 kissed their best friend or cheated on them or something minor like that. Infidelity in a Marriage I can understand being the cause of major emotional trauma, but when you're 16 it's mainly hormonal- it won't last, so play the field and have some fun while you're at it.

But always be respectful, cultivate a Parent Friendly image, get a car as soon as you can, and remember: The quiet ones usually have the most interesting side to them. ;)

And trust me on the Sunscreen...
Reltaran
25-08-2004, 15:38
Why stop at the teenaged ones?
Revolutionsz
26-08-2004, 00:27
Why stop at the teenaged ones?Why indeed?
Siljhouettes
26-08-2004, 00:48
One seriouse reason to dislike teenage girls. They are easy.
To be fair, us teenage males are easier.
Johnistan
26-08-2004, 00:50
You sound like Ashton Kutcher.

QUIET WOMAN!!
Superpower07
26-08-2004, 02:43
I just had a close encounter of the J.A.P. kind - so I'm walking back from this restaurant I ate at, and I just happen to pass a huge crowd of girls who go to my high school (unfortunately half of them have the JAP mentality)
Tahlonega
26-08-2004, 06:47
Well I guess this only means that I am just a normal teenager! :D ;)