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Have you ever noticed that when you open a bottle of soda water and the bubbles come up, you hand gets a tingly sensation?

Have you ever noticed that a drive thru ATM has braile?

Have you ever noticed, that every time you masterbate in a baby's ear, you kill a baby?

Have you ever noticed, that every time you masterbate in a baby's ear, you kill a baby?

can't say I have

God you're sick, Japaica

God you're sick, Japaica

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Have you ever noticed that the ad for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas that sometimes appears in the top right corner tries to sell itself based solely upon the picture of an attractive Latina from the game?

Have you ever noticed that the ad for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas that sometimes appears in the top right corner tries to sell itself based solely upon the picture of an attractive Latina from the game?


well i'll be damned

Have you ever noticed that I'm sexy?

Have you also noticed that people attack AMF solely based on his name, he's like this shiny marble you can't swallow...

Have you ever noticed, that every time you masterbate in a baby's ear, you kill a baby?

And that's an inappropriate post. Consider yourself warned. If you abuse your forum privelages again, you'll be banned.

Have you ever noticed...

that toast always falls to the ground the buttered side down?

and several old films are being remade/reworked for modern audiences for some terrible reason that I cant quite fathom?

Have you ever noticed...

that toast always falls to the ground the buttered side down?

and several old films are being remade/reworked for modern audiences for some terrible reason that I cant quite fathom?

It's sad... the toast part I mean.

And that's an inappropriate post. Consider yourself warned. If you abuse your forum privelages again, you'll be banned.


grrrr...fine :(

Have you ever noticed that when you get a mod angry, no matter how humorous the post is, bad things happen?

Have you ever noticed how people who aren't funny always think they are?

Have you ever noticed how people who aren't funny always think they are?

That seems to be true vice-versa.

Have you ever noticed that a drive thru ATM has braile?

(Admittedly i've never seen a drive-thru ATM in this country so i may be miles off but) it makes sense, they wouldn't bother manufacturing a braille-less ATM especially for a drive-thru.

Have you ever noticed that when you get a mod angry, no matter how humorous the post is, bad things happen?

Have you ever noticed what you said in your post wasn't "humorous"?

That seems to be true vice-versa.

And now recursively.

that toast always falls to the ground the buttered side down?
And cats always land on their feet when tossed, right? It's a fact.

The Buttered Cat Paradox

If you drop a buttered piece of toast it will fall on the floor butter-side down. If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it will land on its feet. But what if you attach a buttered piece of bread, butter-side up to a cat's back and toss them both out the window? Will the cat land on its feet? Or will the butter splat on the ground?

Even if you are too lazy to do the experiment yourself you should be able to deduce the obvious result. The Laws of Butterology demand that the butter must hit the ground, and the equally strict Laws of Feline Aerodynamics demand that the cat can not smash its furry back. If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall.

In other words, we have the makings of antigravity. A buttered cat will, when released, quickly move to a height where the forces of cat-twisting and butter repulsion are in equilibrium. This equilibrium point can be modified by scraping off some of the butter, providing lift, or removing some of the cat's limbs, allowing descent. Most of the civilized species of the Universe already use this principle to drive their ships while within a planetary system. The loud humming heard by most sighters of UFOs is, in fact, the purring of several hundred tabbies.Thanks, www.butteredcat.com (http://www.butteredcat.com/paradox.htm)

Have you ever noticed that this page was generated in 0.68040490 seconds?

Have you noticed cats are flexible enough so that their feet touch the ground at the same time as the butter on the toast on their backs?

Have you ever noticed that the state quarter with Helen Keller on it (not sure which state that is) has a tiny braille word or number on it.

It has her name in brail!

Have you ever noticed white on white doesn't show up well?

Have you ever noticed that this is a 'Have You Ever Noticed' thread? :p

(Sorry, I couldn't resist)

Okay, I'm serious this time.

Have you ever noticed that the ranking system (for how many times you posted) always assumes (in my case, incorrectly) you are a girl? (AdminBots Boyfriend, Cabbage Patch Girl, etc.)

Have you ever noticed what you said in your post wasn't "humorous"?

To each his own

have you ever noticed that what Japacia said was actually true? In all cases? That japacia may just may be a new coming of jesus but with more factful things to say? Watch yourself brother, for those who think they are funny probably make the jokes that they think are funny because they think they are funny and want to laugh about them because they made the joke for themselves!


Have you ever noticed that?

N-o-t-i-c-e-d is spelled that way too

Have you ever noticed...

that toast always falls to the ground the buttered side down?

and several old films are being remade/reworked for modern audiences for some terrible reason that I cant quite fathom?

The films are being remade cause they're too afraid to try out new ideas in Hollywood.

Considering the toast/buttered/sidedown issue, considering a cat always lands on it's feet. What would happen if you tied a buttered toast to the back of a cat and threw it out the window?

The films are being remade cause they're too afraid to try out new ideas in Hollywood.

Considering the toast/buttered/sidedown issue, considering a cat always lands on it's feet. What would happen if you tied a buttered toast to the back of a cat and threw it out the window?

The cat would split in half, its legs would be one half, the rest of the cat tied to the buttered toast would be the other half.

What would happen if you tied a buttered toast to the back of a cat and threw it out the window?
Does nobody ever look at previous posts (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6840562&postcount=19) anymore?

The cat would split in half, its legs would be one half, the rest of the cat tied to the buttered toast would be the other half.

:D :D :D :D

have you ever noticed that what Japacia said was actually true? In all cases? That japacia may just may be a new coming of jesus but with more factful things to say? Watch yourself brother, for those who think they are funny probably make the jokes that they think are funny because they think they are funny and want to laugh about them because they made the joke for themselves!


Have you ever noticed that?

N-o-t-i-c-e-d is spelled that way too

You just made my book of awsome people. :D

I'll be sure to spare you when I punish humanity for my crusifix. (when it happens)

Did anybody notice this bump?

Did anybody notice this bump?

Yep. :D

Have you ever noticed that when you can't fall asleep you stare at your clock thinking 'If I fall asleep right now, I'd get X hours of sleep before I have to get up' as well as turning your pillow over trying to find the cold side?

Have you noticed that talking to god is called prayer, yet god talking to you is called Schizophrenia?

Have you ever noticed that Phantom Menace sucked. Have you ever noticed that I frickin' haste theis keyboard.

Have you ever noticed that we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

Have you ever noticed that Futurama absolutly kicks ass.

Have you ever noticed how much I rule?

Have you ever noticed how much I rule?

not really, no.

not really, no.


Ha
Ha
Ha

I figured someone was going to say that.

Ha
Ha
Ha

I figured someone was going to say that.

Have you ever noticed the sarcasm level on this board?

Have you ever noticed the sarcasm level on this board?

No, never. What's sarcasm? I've never heard of this concept of 'sarcasm' of which you speak.

No, never. What's sarcasm? I've never heard of this concept of 'sarcasm' of which you speak.

Just checking

Have you ever noticed that if two schnoodles breed, then a schnoodle isn't what comes out?

(a schnoodle is a schnouzer+poodle)