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Everything Bad Fault Of Rumsfeld
Scientists have found Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, genetically culpable for every contrary event and effect in modern history, including morbid obesity, the Philadelphia Phillies' 23 game losing streak in 1959 and Carrot Top.

Studies revealed even more daunting scenarios as the Rumsfeld-effect not only results from direct contact, but that second-hand liason with the Secretary of Evil can cause severe conservative conjunctivitis. Los Angeles restaurants and bars have recently banned Rumsfeld, and any talk of Rumsfeld, except for restricted outdoor areas.

Rummy cause the prison torture epidemic

Rummy cause the prison torture epidemic
I'm pretty sure he corked Sammy Sosa's bat, too.

Okay now, I think Rumsfeld is the fount of much evil in the world, but Carrottop? That's taking it a bit too far even for me. :D

Okay now, I think Rumsfeld is the fount of much evil in the world, but Carrottop? That's taking it a bit too far even for me. :D
It came from a .org website, it must be true! :p

I'm pretty sure he corked Sammy Sosa's bat, too.
Oh, thats not all he did.
Did you know that Rummy is searching for the Ark of the Covenant in order to destroy his enemies?
Did you know that Rummy is also creating a time machine (does he ever rest?) in order to go back in time and kill John Kerry's parents in order to stop him from being born or ever running for office?
Did you know that Rummy is planning to create a bomb of extra-dimensional matter that, when detonated, will completed destroy our solar system?
Did you know that Rummy is creating a clone army to dissolve the U.S. senate and turn the U.S. into an evil empire that will build a moon sized spaceship that can destroy complete planets?
Did you know that Rummy has repeatedly violated copyright laws?

Wasn't he Genghis Khan in a previous life too?

ok now your all gettin redicuoulos

He killed my goat he did! He also insulted my wife's virtue I tells ya! That Rumsfeld is a dead eye he is!

ok now your all gettin redicuoulos

What's that pot? You're saying the kettle's black?

its a start that you all know hes bad but you hafta keep your accusations within the realm of reality if you want people to take you seriously--he did alot of things but hes not genghis khan :rolleyes:

its a start that you all know hes bad but you hafta keep your accusations within the realm of reality if you want people to take you seriously--he did alot of things but hes not genghis khan :rolleyes:
So you admit that he's creating a clone army to dissolve the U.S. senate and turn the U.S. into an evil empire that will build a moon sized spaceship that can destroy complete planets?

So you admit that he's creating a clone army to dissolve the U.S. senate and turn the U.S. into an evil empire that will build a moon sized spaceship that can destroy complete planets?
rummy fits the psycholigical profile as created by the FBI crime labs to do all of those things and more.He has the ego of a serial killer

He must have been Genghis Khan. There's no other possible explanation!

He must have been Genghis Khan. There's no other possible explanation!
it wouldve had to have been in a prior life tho

rummy fits the psycholigical profile as created by the FBI crime labs to do all of those things and more.He has the ego of a serial killer
The FBI profiles people who are willing to create clone armies and build death stars?

it wouldve had to have been in a prior life tho

Liar, Ghengis Kahn is alive and well. He's in the kitchen.

The FBI profiles people who are willing to create clone armies and build death stars?
theyre working on developing clones as we speak and as for the death star scientists already confirmed its heading this way which is why Bush is trying to develop starr wars

Liar, Ghengis Kahn is alive and well. He's in the kitchen.
im sure his reincarnation is but I dont think rummy cooks-
did you know his german relatives disowned him?

theyre working on developing clones as we speak and as for the death star scientists already confirmed its heading this way which is why Bush is trying to develop starr wars

Are they developing jedis too?

Rumsfeld is responsable for my boredom at the moment. And for the fact that I don't have a car. He must be removed.

Bush/Orwell 04

Are they developing jedis too?
everything you imagine is summoned into existence over time but it starts as a thought

everything you imagine is summoned into existence over time but it starts as a thought

When did this turn into a credit card advert?

Rumsfeld is responsable for my boredom at the moment. And for the fact that I don't have a car. He must be removed.

Bush/Orwell 04
boredom results from unconscuss distraction and you dont need to be anywhere to have fun you just have to fun the fun where your at now-or you can always just zone out

everything you imagine is summoned into existence over time but it starts as a thought
Hmm... well, right now I'm imagining you as a Bush supporter...

boredom results from unconscuss distraction and you dont need to be anywhere to have fun you just have to fun the fun where your at now-or you can always just zone out

I already spent my crazy time today. Now my brain is too tired to occupy itself.

When did this turn into a credit card advert?
I only think this way when I get deep

Hmm... well, right now I'm imagining you as a Bush supporter...
it doesnt work with politics tho

I already spent my crazy time today. Now my brain is too tired to occupy itself.
you shouldnt wear it out with too many task--your brain needs time to breathe

you shouldnt wear it out with too many task--your brain needs time to breathe

Who needs to breathe? I left a present for you on the other thread.

Rummy made me commit war crimes in Vietnam. Rummy had Brando killed cause he knew too much. Rummy is actually spying on MKULTRA as we speak. Don't look out that window! It really isn't a Roto Rooter van!

Rummy made me commit war crimes in Vietnam. Rummy had Brando killed cause he knew too much. Rummy is actually spying on MKULTRA as we speak. Don't look out that window! It really isn't a Roto Rooter van!
they have the technology now to see you thru your own computer screen

they have the technology now to see you thru your own computer screen

AHHHHH!!! RUN!!!!

it doesnt work with politics tho
But you said "everything"!

AHHHHH!!! RUN!!!!
no dont-- just keep a stiff upper lip

they have the technology now to see you thru your own computer screen

Dude, I have the technology to see you through your computer screen.

But you said "everything"!
But -I didnt use a period so the point I made is still ongoing

Dude, I have the technology to see you through your computer screen.
I gotta go to bed now

I gotta go to bed now

pansy.

Dude, I have the technology to see you through your computer screen.
Interociter, yo.

I was visiting the bathroom of a local watering hole one night, when who should pop out of the stall, Rummy. He told me "Don't you ever mess with me I'll F**k you up!" He ripped the condom machine from the wall and pummeled me so severly. Then he yanked me up and hit me with so many rights I begged for a left. As I lay there in a pool of my own blood and urine, he laughed while I cried, then pulled out his wallet and threw several hundred dollars at me. As he left he also threw me some polaroid shots of him having his way with the wife. Turns out the bar was actually a SOD torture center, and they were setting me up since 1990. True story.

BTW Ridge was there as well. As I left I saw Condi pulling "tricks" in the alley behind it.

Rumsfeld gave the thumbs up to my fried chicken.

It was Rumsfeld, not Oswald.

I was visiting the bathroom of a local watering hole one night, when who should pop out of the stall, Rummy. He told me "Don't you ever mess with me I'll F**k you up!" He ripped the condom machine from the wall and pummeled me so severly. Then he yanked me up and hit me with so many rights I begged for a left. As I lay there in a pool of my own blood and urine, he laughed while I cried, then pulled out his wallet and threw several hundred dollars at me. As he left he also threw me some polaroid shots of him having his way with the wife. Turns out the bar was actually a SOD torture center, and they were setting me up since 1990. True story.

BTW Ridge was there as well. As I left I saw Condi pulling "tricks" in the alley behind it.
I bet he pissed all over the seat, too. That bastard.

I bet he pissed all over the seat, too. That bastard.


Not only that but I caught a nasty case of syphillis from the same toilet seat, it jumped up and grabbed my meat. My doctor looked at it and asked if I had been near Rummy I said yeah, he shook his head ruefully and said this was the 150th case this week. He said it is some new designer disease, I tells ya, without a cure. Now I am losing my mind from syphillis of the brains.

He killed my goat he did!

Well, I suppose it's better then reading "My Pet Goat" while your country is being attacked.. ;)

Well, I suppose it's better then reading "My Pet Goat" while your country is being attacked.. ;)

Just a few quick questions oh great one. What was Bush supposed to do, scare the kids half to death? Grab his Uzi 9mm and pop a few caps? He was in Florida at the time, while the events played out in NY, DC, and Somerset PA. It takes more then 7 min to fly from FL to DC.What was he to do? What would you have done? I would have finished with the kids, then excused myself and race with the SS to Air Force One and stay in the air until things were safe. Then come back to DC and assess the damage, then "Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War!"

IMO there wasn't anything to do at the time of the attacks. Why create a sense of panic by leaving those kids like that? What was Kerry doing when all of this happened? Oh yeah he couldn't "think" for 40 minutes! By my math Bush had him beat by 33 minutes. Way to go John you showed your true color just like you did in Vietnam, and that color is yellow. What if Algore was elected? Ich, the US would have totally collapsed. We'd still be fighting terrorism as a law enforcement issue.

Kerry can't think! (http://edition.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0407/08/lkl.00.htm)

The information is at the bottom of this long transcript. Remember the second tower was hit at 9:03 AM while the Pentagon was hit at 9:43 AM.

Just a few quick questions oh great one. What was Bush supposed to do, scare the kids half to death? Grab his Uzi 9mm and pop a few caps? He was in Florida at the time, while the events played out in NY, DC, and Somerset PA. It takes more then 7 min to fly from FL to DC.What was he to do? What would you have done? I would have finished with the kids, then excused myself and race with the SS to Air Force One and stay in the air until things were safe. Then come back to DC and assess the damage, then "Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War!"

IMO there wasn't anything to do at the time of the attacks. Why create a sense of panic by leaving those kids like that? What was Kerry doing when all of this happened? Oh yeah he couldn't "think" for 40 minutes! By my math Bush had him beat by 33 minutes. Way to go John you showed your true color just like you did in Vietnam, and that color is yellow. What if Algore was elected? Ich, the US would have totally collapsed. We'd still be fighting terrorism as a law enforcement issue.

Kerry can't think! (http://edition.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0407/08/lkl.00.htm)

The information is at the bottom of this long transcript. Remember the second tower was hit at 9:03 AM while the Pentagon was hit at 9:43 AM.

AHHHHH! Rummy has found this thread!


Speaking of which, you still owe me that twenty bucks from when I saw you trying to turn the contents of an ash trey into, as you called it, "that super scary guy from that dark army movie thingamajigger", and I told you that you needed some carpenters glue! Pay up!

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Everything Bad Fault Of Rumsfeld
Scientists have found Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, genetically culpable for every contrary event and effect in modern history, including morbid obesity, the Philadelphia Phillies' 23 game losing streak in 1959 and Carrot Top.

Studies revealed even more daunting scenarios as the Rumsfeld-effect not only results from direct contact, but that second-hand liason with the Secretary of Evil can cause severe conservative conjunctivitis. Los Angeles restaurants and bars have recently banned Rumsfeld, and any talk of Rumsfeld, except for restricted outdoor areas.
Dang, a mod with a sense of humor! A mod with a sense of sarcasm! A mod with a, if slight, conservative lean! I am impressed.

AHHHHH! Rummy has found this thread!


Speaking of which, you still owe me that twenty bucks from when I saw you trying to turn the contents of an ash trey into, as you called it, "that super scary guy from that dark army movie thingamajigger", and I told you that you needed some carpenters glue! Pay up!

Yes I got a phone call that said "Why don't you play some solitare" next thing I know I'm typing this stuff.

I'd pay you $20 bucks but as I'm a mean spirited, evil, well off, conservative white male, I have to either: a) laugh at your request b)blow my nose in your general direction.

no dont-- just keep a stiff upper lip
AC/DC man!

*does the Angus Young duck-walk*

pansy.
I had some business to take care of ;)

I was visiting the bathroom of a local watering hole one night, when who should pop out of the stall, Rummy. He told me "Don't you ever mess with me I'll F**k you up!" He ripped the condom machine from the wall and pummeled me so severly. Then he yanked me up and hit me with so many rights I begged for a left. As I lay there in a pool of my own blood and urine, he laughed while I cried, then pulled out his wallet and threw several hundred dollars at me. As he left he also threw me some polaroid shots of him having his way with the wife. Turns out the bar was actually a SOD torture center, and they were setting me up since 1990. True story.

BTW Ridge was there as well. As I left I saw Condi pulling "tricks" in the alley behind it.
LOL LOL LOL :D

Not only that but I caught a nasty case of syphillis from the same toilet seat, it jumped up and grabbed my meat. My doctor looked at it and asked if I had been near Rummy I said yeah, he shook his head ruefully and said this was the 150th case this week. He said it is some new designer disease, I tells ya, without a cure. Now I am losing my mind from syphillis of the brains.
just take a penicillin

Just a few quick questions oh great one. What was Bush supposed to do, scare the kids half to death? Grab his Uzi 9mm and pop a few caps? He was in Florida at the time, while the events played out in NY, DC, and Somerset PA. It takes more then 7 min to fly from FL to DC.What was he to do? What would you have done? I would have finished with the kids, then excused myself and race with the SS to Air Force One and stay in the air until things were safe. Then come back to DC and assess the damage, then "Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War!"

IMO there wasn't anything to do at the time of the attacks. Why create a sense of panic by leaving those kids like that? What was Kerry doing when all of this happened? Oh yeah he couldn't "think" for 40 minutes! By my math Bush had him beat by 33 minutes. Way to go John you showed your true color just like you did in Vietnam, and that color is yellow. What if Algore was elected? Ich, the US would have totally collapsed. We'd still be fighting terrorism as a law enforcement issue.

Kerry can't think! (http://edition.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0407/08/lkl.00.htm)

The information is at the bottom of this long transcript. Remember the second tower was hit at 9:03 AM while the Pentagon was hit at 9:43 AM.
he shouldnt have stayed on air force one like a pansy--he shoulda flew to nyc to reassure the nation and condemn the attackers and then he shoulda gave afghansian exactly ONE day to hand over Osama and then invade exactly the next day if he wasnt delivered

he shouldnt have stayed on air force one like a pansy--he shoulda flew to nyc to reassure the nation and condemn the attackers and then he shoulda gave afghansian exactly ONE day to hand over Osama and then invade exactly the next day if he wasnt delivered

The amazing thing about hindsight is that it is 20/20. The gov't didn't know if there were people lying in wait for the president so would they put him in danger? Kind of takes a little longer then a day to amass enough troops to mount an invasion.

I guess you could sit there not being able to "think" for 40 min.

I heard that Rummy went back in time in order to become his own great-grandfather.

I heard that Rummy went back in time in order to become his own great-grandfather.

I heard he went back in time to become TRA's great-grandfather

All posters on this thread are now notified that you are being observed.
Roaming Entity #3825968, known here as "Hajekistan", has not been taken away in a black van while getting a bagel at 6 A.M. on Saturday morning across the street from a China Wok. Roaming Entity #3825968 has only left for a short period, and is not in anyway being detained for questionning.
Roaming Entity #2774653, known to yourself as MKULTRA, you are being monitored. If you do not cease and desist your activities on this thread we may be forced to send some armed storm troopers from Florida to intimidate your personage.
We would like to insure the public that there is no "Death Star" or "Clone Army" project underway in the government. Further, there is no program in place to monitor the American Public through their monitors. There is also no such thing as "Operation Genghis II: Electric Bugaloo" funded by the government to resurrect the Bush Reich's spiritual ancestor, Mr. Khan. Finally, there is no "Project: Come Up With Conspirital Sounding Name For This Project Before The Meeting On Thursday" being undergone to reelect George Bush and/or kick puppies.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled forum with this last chant:

"Bush is Good,
Bush is Great,
I'm not dead,
That I appreciate!"

I heard he went back in time to become TRA's great-grandfather
dont tell me that or ill hafta slice my own throat

All posters on this thread are now notified that you are being observed.
Roaming Entity #3825968, known here as "Hajekistan", has not been taken away in a black van while getting a bagel at 6 A.M. on Saturday morning across the street from a China Wok. Roaming Entity #3825968 has only left for a short period, and is not in anyway being detained for questionning.
Roaming Entity #2774653, known to yourself as MKULTRA, you are being monitored. If you do not cease and desist your activities on this thread we may be forced to send some armed storm troopers from Florida to intimidate your personage.
We would like to insure the public that there is no "Death Star" or "Clone Army" project underway in the government. Further, there is no program in place to monitor the American Public through their monitors. There is also no such thing as "Operation Genghis II: Electric Bugaloo" funded by the government to resurrect the Bush Reich's spiritual ancestor, Mr. Khan. Finally, there is no "Project: Come Up With Conspirital Sounding Name For This Project Before The Meeting On Thursday" being undergone to reelect George Bush and/or kick puppies.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled forum with this last chant:

"Bush is Good,
Bush is Great,
I'm not dead,
That I appreciate!"
im one step ahead of big brother--im using someone elses laptop and I keep changing rooms

All posters on this thread are now notified that you are being observed.
Roaming Entity #3825968, known here as "Hajekistan", has not been taken away in a black van while getting a bagel at 6 A.M. on Saturday morning across the street from a China Wok. Roaming Entity #3825968 has only left for a short period, and is not in anyway being detained for questionning.
Roaming Entity #2774653, known to yourself as MKULTRA, you are being monitored. If you do not cease and desist your activities on this thread we may be forced to send some armed storm troopers from Florida to intimidate your personage.
We would like to insure the public that there is no "Death Star" or "Clone Army" project underway in the government. Further, there is no program in place to monitor the American Public through their monitors. There is also no such thing as "Operation Genghis II: Electric Bugaloo" funded by the government to resurrect the Bush Reich's spiritual ancestor, Mr. Khan. Finally, there is no "Project: Come Up With Conspirital Sounding Name For This Project Before The Meeting On Thursday" being undergone to reelect George Bush and/or kick puppies.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled forum with this last chant:

"Bush is Good,
Bush is Great,
I'm not dead,
That I appreciate!"

*whisper whisper conspiracy whisper*

Dang, a mod with a sense of humor! A mod with a sense of sarcasm! A mod with a, if slight, conservative lean! I am impressed.
"Slight"?