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School Bus Humor

_Susa_
21-08-2004, 02:19
There are rules written on a sheet of paper taped to the back of my bus, and the last rule reads such: Stay in the seat you was put in. It is so funny because it is all typed up and in red font and bold and stuff, and it says that. Ahah. Does anyone else think this is funny, or is it just me?
Lunatic Goofballs
21-08-2004, 02:28
There are rules written on a sheet of paper taped to the back of my bus, and the last rule reads such: Stay in the seat you was put in. It is so funny because it is all typed up and in red font and bold and stuff, and it says that. Ahah. Does anyone else think this is funny, or is it just me?

Um... just you. On my school bus, it would become a paper airplane in about ten seconds.

I was a fast folder. Hehehe.
_Susa_
21-08-2004, 02:32
Um... just you. On my school bus, it would become a paper airplane in about ten seconds.

I was a fast folder. Hehehe.
I knew it was only funny to me. Anyway, a couple years back, on this same bus, some Kindergardener peed on the bus and hte bus smelled like piss for about a week. It was disgusting.
Zoogiedom
21-08-2004, 02:46
Haha...my school bus has a rule that says 'Don't little the bus.' We think it's short for 'belittle' and that our school busses are sensitive souls, owing of course, to our school's abysmal budget. Why couldn't they have bought more stoic busses, eh? Why!?
Suicidal Librarians
21-08-2004, 03:10
A bus I rode on for a field trip (our school system doesn't use bussing) had a sign that said, "Do Not Stand In Isle." You would think they would at least take the time to spell correctly on those signs.
_Susa_
21-08-2004, 03:11
A bus I rode on for a field trip (our school system doesn't use bussing) had a sign that said, "Do Not Stand In Isle." You would think they would at least take the time to spell correctly on those signs.
Haha. Thats pretty funny. Bus drivers usually do not possess excellent spelling skills.
Suicidal Librarians
21-08-2004, 03:13
Haha. Thats pretty funny. Bus drivers usually do not possess excellent spelling skills.

I don't even know if it was the bus driver that wrote it. It was all typed and had one of those fancy hard plastic coverings.
Roach-Busters
21-08-2004, 03:16
I knew it was only funny to me. Anyway, a couple years back, on this same bus, some Kindergardener peed on the bus and hte bus smelled like piss for about a week. It was disgusting.

:eek:
_Susa_
21-08-2004, 03:17
I don't even know if it was the bus driver that wrote it. It was all typed and had one of those fancy hard plastic coverings.
thats pretty funny.
Suicidal Librarians
21-08-2004, 03:18
I knew it was only funny to me. Anyway, a couple years back, on this same bus, some Kindergardener peed on the bus and hte bus smelled like piss for about a week. It was disgusting.

Same thing happened at my elementary school except the kid peed in one of the little "treehouses" on the jungle gym. Kids stayed away from there for weeks.
Roach-Busters
21-08-2004, 03:21
Kids stayed away from there for weeks.

Hell, I would, too! :D