NationStates Jolt Archive

Hey all of you,

A little while ago someone at school showed me this. It's a zen poem. It may look and sound a little strange but once you realise that it's ENTIRELY made of Bush Quotes it may start to make a little sense.

The poems called 'Make the Pie Higher.' It's an actual quote from him.


MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

Make the pie higher.
I think we all agree the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world, it's a world of madmen, and uncertainty, and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked, "is our children learning?"
Will the highways of the internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me!
I am a pitbull, on the pantleg of opportunity!
I know the human being and the fish CAN co-exist!
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream!
Put food on your family!
Knock down the toll booth!
Vulcansie society!
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER!
Make, the pie higher.

Like? Dislike? Discuss.

I'm somewhat disappointed. I thought someone was preparing to drop a giant pie on an unsuspecting crowd below.

But that was just me from my grandmother's balcony. :(

I thought someone was preparing to drop a giant pie on an unsuspecting crowd below.

No, that was an apple and a waterbomb.

little known fact: 'make the pie higher' wasn't as much of a slip up as people think. bush was actually introducing his new drug policy, 'get the pie higher'. but then the acid cleared up and the idea was put aside.