I can prove Santa Claus is a girl!!!
Superpower07
20-08-2004, 21:54
Ok, in Spanish and Italian, the word Santa refers to somebody being a female saint. Therefore, Santa Claus must be female!
Davistania
20-08-2004, 21:55
Ok, in Spanish and Italian, the word Santa refers to somebody being a female saint. Therefore, Santa Claus must be female!
Is that your superpower- you're able to create silly posts?
okay...but in English, Santa means a fat guy with a hairy white beard who gives us presents
Superpower07
20-08-2004, 21:58
Is that your superpower- you're able to create silly posts?
Yes - I have actually been nominated at times for 'funniest posts'
English comes from a ton of other languages, among them Latin. And Italian and Spanish also stem from Latin.
But of course, Santa Claus doesn't exist *snickers*. I proved that to myself at the age of five, when I snuck downstairs and saw my father putting presents under the X-mas tree.
Davistania
20-08-2004, 21:59
Yes - I have actually been nominated at times for 'funniest posts'
I also have superpowers. I can make myself disappear. ;)
Arenestho
20-08-2004, 22:01
I don't know about good ol' St. Nick, but the reindeer are all female. How is this a fact? The females have antlers in winter, the males in summer. So :eek:
Snaketopia
20-08-2004, 22:03
RUDOLPH IS A GIRL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
...oh. :fluffle:
RUDOLPH IS A GIRL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
...oh. :fluffle:
see sig
BTW, there is no 28th amendment, but there will be if Bush gets his way!
Peackeeper
20-08-2004, 22:05
everyine knows santa doesnt exsist, as if he did, he would die on the first night of christmas through all the bear he is given. and i saw my dad drinking the bear that iu put out for santa at 12:00 at night, and the riendeer.
Nathan Babies
20-08-2004, 22:07
Yea I heard that about the reindeer being female! I think its funny!
Havensport
20-08-2004, 22:10
Ok, in Spanish and Italian, the word Santa refers to somebody being a female saint. Therefore, Santa Claus must be female!
in italy we don't call it Santa Claus, we call it Babbo Natale, that means "father Christmas"
Havensport
20-08-2004, 22:13
not to say that funny thing about raindeers with flashing red noses heard of it only this xmas talking with some US friend... and u know every name of Santa's Deers!
impossible, lol.
about female deers:
well i don't know about a Miss Santa, so our dear old boy must have fun in some way...
cheers