Dunlow
20-08-2004, 06:15
I'm announcing my candidacy for President.
What makes me a good candidate? Good question.
I can balance my checkbook.
I eat meat and vegitables, balancing special interest groups.
I don't care if your gay, straight, bi, or blue. All I want is for you to live you life and shut the hell up about it.
No more welfare! Get a figgin job. If you cannot find one, one will be appointed to you in the public service arena. (someone has to pave the roads and maintain our beautiful National Parks)
There's nothing on Mars. Shut it down and use that money for something else.
The Monday after the Super Bowl will be a national holiday. No more lost profits from hung-over employees!
National health care with a system set up similar to the NFL salary cap. Each state will be alloted an amount of money for health care professionals. The governor will be the head of this (The GM if you will) There will be a minimum salary will the best doctors (think All-Star athletes) signing contracts with certain states, basically going to the highest bidder. However, if you spend 1.3 million annually on that heart doctor, the gynocologists may have to settle for state minimum.
Thank you for you time and please write me in!!!
Dunlow 2004! :D
What makes me a good candidate? Good question.
I can balance my checkbook.
I eat meat and vegitables, balancing special interest groups.
I don't care if your gay, straight, bi, or blue. All I want is for you to live you life and shut the hell up about it.
No more welfare! Get a figgin job. If you cannot find one, one will be appointed to you in the public service arena. (someone has to pave the roads and maintain our beautiful National Parks)
There's nothing on Mars. Shut it down and use that money for something else.
The Monday after the Super Bowl will be a national holiday. No more lost profits from hung-over employees!
National health care with a system set up similar to the NFL salary cap. Each state will be alloted an amount of money for health care professionals. The governor will be the head of this (The GM if you will) There will be a minimum salary will the best doctors (think All-Star athletes) signing contracts with certain states, basically going to the highest bidder. However, if you spend 1.3 million annually on that heart doctor, the gynocologists may have to settle for state minimum.
Thank you for you time and please write me in!!!
Dunlow 2004! :D