Rounder, Longer, Stiffer!
New Foxxinnia
20-08-2004, 04:01
The second I get out of college I plan to devote every ounce of energy in my body to develoup rounder, longer, and stiffer nipples. I will perform exercize every day designed to make my nipples up to 5 inches wider in diameter, up to three inches longer when erect, and so hard you could cut a roast with my nipples.
BLARGistania
20-08-2004, 04:09
rock on.
what're you gonna do? Have a fat lady sit on you all day long till you die from a lack of oxygen in your lower-upper/lower body?
New Foxxinnia
20-08-2004, 04:56
what're you gonna do? Have a fat lady sit on you all day long till you die from a lack of oxygen in your lower-upper/lower body?How would that help me?
Hajekistan
20-08-2004, 05:01
How would that help me?
Mainly it would kill you and then you would have better activities (aka decomposing) to occupy your time.
I fear to ask, but, why do you want to do this in the first place?
Is there some demand for nipple cut roast that I was never informed of?
EvilGnomes
20-08-2004, 05:12
I don't really think giant nipples are attractive, so i hope that's not the reason.
How would that help me?
mainly your nipple area would be under constand strain
EvilGnomes
20-08-2004, 05:42
So what are these exercises anyway?
Chikyota
20-08-2004, 05:44
For the record, which gender are you?
EvilGnomes
20-08-2004, 05:46
For the record, which gender are you?
Thanks a lot, now that the thought of it being a guy with large nipples has entered my brain I must burn out my eyes with a hot poker.
Chikyota
20-08-2004, 05:48
Glad to be of help.
Arenestho
20-08-2004, 05:54
For the record, which gender are you?
That would be disgusting...
Seriously, that's pathetic. I don't think that nipples the size of your head are attractive, that just makes you look like a freak :D
Mezzaluna
20-08-2004, 06:00
*Laughs*
Foxxinnia is definitely a guy.
Suckers! :P
Greater Valia
20-08-2004, 06:03
Augh
EvilGnomes
20-08-2004, 06:09
*Laughs*
Foxxinnia is definitely a guy.
Suckers! :P
Must blast images from Brain!
:eek: :mp5:
The Right Arm of U C
20-08-2004, 06:10
That....
Is so incredibly messed up and desturbing, I don't trust myself to comment.
*shivers from icky feeling*
gheww!
-R. S. of UC
Arenestho
20-08-2004, 06:12
Is Foxxian seriously a guy... that's disgusting... :headbang:
:eek: :sniper:
Krapulousness
20-08-2004, 06:20
Listen, Foxinna or whatever, this isn't a flame but no matter HOW big, hard, etc you make 'em, by the time you're my age they'll be hanging like empty wallets---only bigger, and longer. Yech!