NationStates Jolt Archive

Some things you may not know about how the world work.

Wind is caused by the trees waving.

Thunder is caused by God rolling empty casks (because everyone knows that heaven is really just a big pub with no closing time).

Rain is God crying due to all the bad things we do.

Anyone else got any?

NationStates is the result of 1,000 monkies typing randomly while both high and drunk.

Not exactly natural, but certainly an explanation.

Rain is caused by leaving the house on a foggy day without bringing any rain protection type gear.

Warm sunlit days are caused by leaving the house on a foggy morning wearing two layers of clothing or more.

Traffic jams are caused by being late to work and having it especially important that you get to an appointment on time.

nah, you got the thunder thing all wrong, its actually caused by the clouds bumping together.

nah, you got the thunder thing all wrong, its actually caused by the clouds bumping together.
Silly me, well it was an Irishwoman who told me that.

It's the natural order of things - don't fuck with nature! :D

people get gas because it will offend others

People are idiots to annoy me

Light bulbs don't emit light, they absorb darkness.

Bin Laden didn't exist, he was really a muppet voiced by Frank Oz.

Lenin and Santa are the same person because:
He lives in a cold region
He had a beard
He wears red
He gives things to children who work hard
He gives them for free.

Some things you may not know about how the world work.

Wind is caused by the trees waving.

Thunder is caused by God rolling empty casks (because everyone knows that heaven is really just a big pub with no closing time).

Rain is God crying due to all the bad things we do.

Anyone else got any?

Right except for the last one. That's God crying cause he's run out of beer.

I like your style :D

I suppose it also explains why thunder usually come with rain.

Snow is God doing some lines...

How come I have a vision that all natural phenomenon will due to God being a druggie?

Lightning is caused by God lighting a spliff (which also explains why it goes with thunder and rain)

Natural gas is really...
No, you don't want to know.

Air gets thinner the higher up you go because it is afraid of heights.

Volcanos only erupt after the Earth has had beer and curry

Bumble Bee's fly because they don't know they can't

You forgot to mention that the seasons change because parents of the Greek goddess Persephone both have visitation rights.

Air gets thinner the higher up you go because it is afraid of heights.

Gravity doesn't like heights either, so it pulls you down