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Lets discuss The Simpsons, post quotes if you want and see if anyone can guess the episode and situation it was used in.

an example would be
Homer (screaming): BART! BART! LOOK AT MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK!!!

answer would be episode Cape Feare and situation, Bart being scared of Sideshow Bob killing him and Homer barges in the room when Bart is tense. (funnier when seen)

or if you don't want to post anything of thought, just post this continuously picking up from where the last person left off,

1st person says : Dental Plan
2nd poster says: Lisa needs braces
3rd says: Dental plan
and you know the rest

"Pipes are frozen, albinos practically invisible, the blizzard in springfield has been upgraded from a 'winter wonderland' to a grade 3 kill storm"

"He's even got Groundskeeper Wily teaching french"
"Bonjourrrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!" (remember to roll that r)

And from a different episode:
Mr. Burns:"Ohh, the Germans are mad at me, the Germans are mad at me! Oh look at them they're so big ad strong! The Germans are mad at me!"
German:"This is not funny Mr.Burns. Stop it! Stop it!"

Bart: "Can't sleep, Clown will get me. Can't sleep, Clown will get me..."

"Pipes are frozen, albinos practically invisible, the blizzard in springfield has been upgraded from a 'winter wonderland' to a grade 3 kill storm"
That is Kent Brockman speaking, episode is "Skinner's Sense of Snow" snowman had a knife with blood in the background

Bart: "Can't sleep, Clown will get me. Can't sleep, Clown will get me..."
Lisa's 1st word, an insomniac young bart is shivering in front of couch as Homer is watching 1984 LA Summer Olympics

"He's even got Groundskeeper Wily teaching french"
"Bonjourrrrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!" (remember to roll that r)

And from a different episode:
Mr. Burns:"Ohh, the Germans are mad at me, the Germans are mad at me! Oh look at them they're so big ad strong! The Germans are mad at me!"
German:"This is not funny Mr.Burns. Stop it! Stop it!"

I remember the 1st is the PTA Disbands where they have the strike.

The 2nd The one where Burnsie sells the plant to the Germans,

Hi, supernintendo Chalmers!

Where do you get Homer's shirt that says, "Try and Stop Us" and has Uncle Sam eating the world?

"No tv and no beer make homer ... something something"

Hi, supernintendo Chalmers!

Where do you get Homer's shirt that says, "Try and Stop Us" and has Uncle Sam eating the world?
Yeah, I'm a feature columnist, wee hoo wee hoo wee hoo (running around in circles)

"No tv and no beer make homer ... something something"
Go crazy

Lisa's 1st word, an insomniac young bart is shivering in front of couch as Homer is watching 1984 LA Summer Olympics

i love that episode.

I'm gonna personally spit in every 50th burger

I like those odds:)

I'm Mr Plow that's my name that name again is Mr Plow

Uh-oh... it's seeping in!

One
Chorus line of people dancing till they make us stop
Two
Many dancing people
covered in blood, gore, and glop
Just one sniff of that fog and you're inside-out
It's worse than that flesh-eating virus
you've read about

So does anyone know exactly what it was that Troy McClure liked to do with/to fish? I'm not sure if that oen was ever explained.

Mr Burns' office and it opens with the Imperial March (star wars)

Homer:"You sunk my Scrablship!"
Lisa: "this isn't even a real game, you just took two games and put them together."
Homer: "Tell that the the brave men who just lost their lives! (salutes to the Battleship)"

"No tv and no beer make homer ... something something"

Go crazy


"Don't mind if I do!!"

i love that episode.

I got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart
where
down in my heart
where
down in my heart it's true
and if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack
ouch
sit on a tack
ouch

Well Bart, have a D-Lightful summer

The American swimmer jumps to an early lead, but we would like to remind you most of the competition comes from nations where they don't have swimming pools.


Don't worry, we rigged the contest so that all the events are ones that communist nations never lose in.

News for you Mr. K

Soviet boycott? what does this mean for my contest?

you personally stand to lose $50 million

Lets start something here

Dental Plan..

Lisa needs braces

Did you hear a character will come out? Either Smithers or Patty is my guess

Did you hear a character will come out? Either Smithers or Patty is my guess
I dont really think Smithers needs to come out, surely we all know about him allready. My guess is maybe Milhouse's dad.

Meh .... just go here ... http://www.snpp.com/episodeguide.html

All the quotes you'll ever need.

(TV GAME SHOW) "The capital of North Dakota is named after what famous German Leader?"

(HOMER) "HITLER!"

(Marge) "Hitler North Dakota ?"

(TV GAME SHOW) "Bismarck!"

So does anyone know exactly what it was that Troy McClure liked to do with/to fish? I'm not sure if that oen was ever explained.

Don't you remember what Fat Tony and his cohorts said when they saw him:
"Hey I thought you said he was dead!"
"Naw, I said he sleeps with the fishes!"

Lisa: "Is that dad?"
Bart: "Either that or Batman's really let himself go."
(El viaje mysterioso de Homer)

I dont really think Smithers needs to come out, surely we all know about him allready. My guess is maybe Milhouse's dad.
All indications are Patty

if the bible has taught us nothing else, which it hasnt, its that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such

dental plan

You have 24 hours to get us our money. And to show you we're serious, you have 12 hours.


I always liked this one.

i loved the episode where homer dresses up in tights and becomes a superhero!!

(TV GAME SHOW) "The capital of North Dakota is named after what famous German Leader?"

(HOMER) "HITLER!"

(Marge) "Hitler North Dakota ?"

(TV GAME SHOW) "Bismarck!"

"There is no North Dakota! They won't admit it!" Homer

"Iron helps us play!"

"More cream corn, Jimbo Jr.?"

"Some men hunt for sport,
Others Hunt for food...
The only thing I'm hunting fooorrrr
Is an outfit that looks gooooddd"

"Well what do you know, I was wrong
It was Earth, all along..."

"Who robs kingfish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we dooooooo"

"If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell
where I will eat nought but burning hot coals
and drink naught but burning hot cola,
where fiery demons will punch me in the back,
where my soul will be chopped into confetti
and be strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers
where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds"

"There is no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman, or Michael Jackson."

That bit with Bill Cosby on 'Kids say the darndest things' episode.

"Pokemon? With the poke and the mon and the guy who goes wuh wuh wuh wuh out of the ball and..."

Gone off the simpsons a bit now. It never criticizes Bush at all - Its like The Simpsons has suddenly become ..*Shock Horror*.. Patriotic!

The Simpsons has never directly (even though they sometimes makes jokes about Presidents, they aren't ad hominem attacks) criticized any current American President. Its job is not to take a stand, but to entertain. Not watching the Simpsons because it doesn't constantly reaffirm your own beliefs is a little bit sad.

The Simpsons has never directly (even though they sometimes makes jokes about Presidents, they aren't ad hominem attacks) criticized any current American President. Its job is not to take a stand, but to entertain. Not watching the Simpsons because it doesn't constantly reaffirm your own beliefs is a little bit sad.

Nope, its just they constantly criticized Clinton when he was in office, and I found it hilarious. The old:

"Are you sure its federal law for me to dance with you?"

"I'd change that law if I could Marge"

Thing was great! And they did things like that even when Clinton was in office - Yet with Bush they are too scared to do it.

The Simpsons has never directly criticized any current American President.

Oh yeah they have ...

Marge: President Clinton?
Clinton: Yeah, hi. I'm here to see Lisa Simpson.
Lisa: [gasps] You read my letter?
Clinton: Much of it, yeah. And those glow sticks were wrong, very wrong, so I personally overturned the results of that band contest. Congratulations. [hands Lisa a plaque]
Lisa: [gasps] Thank you, Mr. President.
Clinton: No, thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.

From episode BABF09, "Saddlesore Galactica"

Granted, this was very tongue-in-cheek, but a slam nonetheless.

Oh yeah they have ...

Marge: President Clinton?
Clinton: Yeah, hi. I'm here to see Lisa Simpson.
Lisa: [gasps] You read my letter?
Clinton: Much of it, yeah. And those glow sticks were wrong, very wrong, so I personally overturned the results of that band contest. Congratulations. [hands Lisa a plaque]
Lisa: [gasps] Thank you, Mr. President.
Clinton: No, thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.

From episode BABF09, "Saddlesore Galactica"

Granted, this was very tongue-in-cheek, but a slam nonetheless.

That was another hilarious episode. Clinton was great (apart from his foreign policy), change the crappy million year old Constitution so he can come back!

Thing was great! And they did things like that even when Clinton was in office - Yet with Bush they are too scared to do it.

Chuckle ... yeah .... I loved it when he said, "Don't think you're not good enough for me, Marge. I've made it with a pig! A real, no foolin' pig!"

They also hit Bush Sr. a couple of times, but with the GWB jokes, they make it more subtle. For example, the upcoming episode where one of the characters comes out of the closet will be rife with anti-marriage amendment stuff ... but it will be subtle.

Once W is out of office in January, all bets are off.

Anyone remember?

Burns: "You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!"


Banner: "Ill get you beer baron."
Homer (from a distance): "No you won't."
Banner: "Yes, I will."
Homer: "No."


Bart: "This is crappy crap crap" (while watching the three little pigs)
Homer: "Quiet boy, I've got a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down"

When that sheep burst through the window of the Simpson farm screaming "TOMACCO!!" has to be one of the best bits by far.

Oh yeah they have ...

Marge: President Clinton?
Clinton: Yeah, hi. I'm here to see Lisa Simpson.
Lisa: [gasps] You read my letter?
Clinton: Much of it, yeah. And those glow sticks were wrong, very wrong, so I personally overturned the results of that band contest. Congratulations. [hands Lisa a plaque]
Lisa: [gasps] Thank you, Mr. President.
Clinton: No, thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.

From episode BABF09, "Saddlesore Galactica"

Granted, this was very tongue-in-cheek, but a slam nonetheless.

Nope, its just they constantly criticized Clinton when he was in office, and I found it hilarious. The old:

"Are you sure its federal law for me to dance with you?"

"I'd change that law if I could Marge"

Thing was great! And they did things like that even when Clinton was in office - Yet with Bush they are too scared to do it.

Like Keruvalia said, it is tongue-in-cheek. It is humor, not a political stance. What would you like the Simpsons to say about Bush that wouldn't be an attack, rather than a joke? They've already made several jokes about Bush, IIRC (and I haven't watched many of the newer episodes), but none of them were criticisms of his policies. Clinton's womanizing was not a government policy.

Gone off the simpsons a bit now. It never criticizes Bush at all - Its like The Simpsons has suddenly become ..*Shock Horror*.. Patriotic!
South Park hasn't. ;)

I think it is the CRab People episode.

Speaking of ex-presidents, remember this bit:
"Here he is receiving an honourary doctorate from Richard Nixon, and here he is rolling in his own filth."
And which ex-president said this to Homer:
"Do you like football? Do you like Beer? Would you like to come over and watch football and drink beer?" Followed by "D'ohh!" as he trips over.

Another favourite line:
"You've been into space?!"
Homer:"Sure, hasn't everybody?"

Same episode: "I live over a bowling alley....and under another bowling alley."

Another favourite line:
"You've been into space?!"
Homer:"Sure, hasn't everybody?"

Same episode: "I live over a bowling alley....and under another bowling alley."
"Oo, I can grab these high voltage electricity cables. Because I'm Homer Simpson."

Mr. Burns: Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.

Nope, its just they constantly criticized Clinton when he was in office, and I found it hilarious. The old:

"Are you sure its federal law for me to dance with you?"

"I'd change that law if I could Marge"

Thing was great! And they did things like that even when Clinton was in office - Yet with Bush they are too scared to do it.
The criticize Bush and Cheney examples:
When Skinner is stealing a microscope he said "Welcome to Dick Cheney's America"

or they had a whole episode making fun of the patriot act.

I'm a Republican and don't mind because they make fun of both sides. It is called satire and I love it

I love Johnny Tightlips:

"Do you see the shooter?"
"I see a lot of things"
"You know, you could be more helpful"

"Grandpa, there's only 49 stars on this flag."

(Grandpa Simpson) "It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missourah."

Thing was great! And they did things like that even when Clinton was in office - Yet with Bush they are too scared to do it.

You didn't see the episode this season when they completely RIPPED the Patriot Act and blind patriotism, did you?

And there was another episode where Homer found a 1986 Newsweek with this on the cover - "Why America Loves Saddam Hussein" with Uncle Sam and Saddam sharing a milkshake. Granted, they haven't mentioned George W.'s name since the episode where George Bush Sr moved next door, but they have attacked the Iraq War.

You didn't see the episode this season when they completely RIPPED the Patriot Act and blind patriotism, did you?

And there was another episode where Homer found a 1986 Newsweek with this on the cover - "Why America Loves Saddam Hussein" with Uncle Sam and Saddam sharing a milkshake. Granted, they haven't mentioned George W.'s name since the episode where George Bush Sr moved next door, but they have attacked the Iraq War.
oh man i remember that episode

bart pushed bush's stack of memoirs and it fell into the fan and shredded

999 springs to flush down, 999 springs, you take one down and flush it around, 998 springs to flush down.

lisa needs braces

Coltrane!!!!

Mailman: What is your 1st name Mr. Burns?
(Homer pretending to be Burns: I don't know.

I still stand by TOMACCO!!!!

I wish I could find a pic of that sheep ...

999 springs to flush down, 999 springs, you take one down and flush it around, 998 springs to flush down.

Ahahaha! I'll save you ... the Jack Lalanne way! :D

Homer:"The bear patrol's working like a charm.Not a bear in sight."
Lisa: "That's specious reasoning,dad"
Homer: "Thank you,Lisa"
Lisa: "By that same reasoning,I could say this rock keeps tigers away"
Homer: "Hmmm....how does it work?"
Lisa: "It doesn't! it's just a rock! but do you see any tigers around here?"
Homer: "Lisa,I wanna buy that rock...."
(gets out wallet)