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If God came to Nationstates and spake thus:
"Let there be light!"
What do you think the general response would be?

Why haven't I won the lottery?

A bunch of atheists telling him to spam somewhere else.

A bunch of conservatives getting all hot and sweaty.

A bunch of liberals deleting their posts of gay marriages and whatnot.

:upyours:

Not me, of course.

HA!

god was on nationstates -G O D- I believe was the name. There was also -SATAN-

I'd wedgie him. :D

HA!

god was on nationstates -G O D- I believe was the name. There was also -SATAN-
I remember the Satan Awards , that guy was a class act :D

myrth is going to be pissed ... he locked ur other thread


and I agree with the wegie ... and would wonder how you would tell god ... and what his nation name would be

myrth is going to be pissed ... he locked ur other thread


and I agree with the wegie ... and would wonder how you would tell god ... and what his nation name would be
CannibalChrist would know hopefully he will show up soon and tell us

God would have a "Father Knows Best" state and would regularily be on vacation mode.

If God was on NationStates...

Steph would DEAT him, just to show him who's boss. :)

If he was on NationStates then no-one would really believe it was him. After days and days of spamming our boards claiming that he really is the one and only God, mostly everyone would dislike him for his constant vigilance, Christians would hate him for they would think he was mocking their religion, and, and, and..........

Do you have ANY idea of how much I WOULD LOVE to ban God?

I'd wonder why the fuck he didn't bring me a sandwich.

"What colour?"

If he was on NationStates then no-one would really believe it was him. After days and days of spamming our boards claiming that he really is the one and only God, mostly everyone would dislike him for his constant vigilance, Christians would hate him for they would think he was mocking their religion, and, and, and..........

Do you have ANY idea of how much I WOULD LOVE to ban God?
I can see it now, after about a week of this frustration them major headline across the world is "MASS SIMULTANEUOS LIGHTNING STRIKES KILL 1,000S, EXPERTS BAFFLED." Later it would reveal that all were NS players, and the U.N. would create sanctions against God for developing the ultimate WMD . . .
Nature (Bet you thought I was going to say humans, didn't you)

If God was on NationStates...

Steph would DEAT him, just to show him who's boss. :)

more importantly, if god really was on nationstates, it would be necessary to deat him.

The server would crash.

I think the grilling / mocking / banning / bribeing by the boards would be enough to put God off...

God would be a lurker...

Hi folks...GOD here. (I capitalize my name because I can.)

I knew invariably that someone would eventually start a thread such as this, so I decided to make a response. (Actually I knew the date and time when this would happen.) I sometimes come and hang out for a little while, I enjoy scanning through the various threads and posts. I can do this rather quickly due to unlimited bandwidth, or whatever inconsequential name humans try to place on speed and time.

Well first off, someone said that they would ask me," Why haven't they won the lottery?" The truth of the matter is, winning the lottery isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Go look up what has happened to several people that I have given millions to, it can be a Pandora's Box of sorts. (So maybe I shouldn't mention legends of other religions, sue me.) As for people going through their posts and deleting material, don't. As if I haven't seen it all before, what's free will for anyways?

Alas I must end this quickly, I have many matters to attend to. Lastly however, make your own sandwiches and don't ban me.

Enjoy your stay here and remember who the planet belongs to...or the entire essence of being for that matter.

-GOD

p.s. Don't ask about the name Firekitten, just a random alias.

If God came on NationStates and said "Let there be light", to be honest most of us pasty white NSers would react by saying "AHHHH THE LIGHT IT BUURRNNNSSS!!!!!". Of course, that assumes that God came during the night, which I hope he would, as saying it during the day would make him seem like an idiot.

my response would be 'OMFG! NOT ANOTHER RELIGION THREAD!'

I can see it now, after about a week of this frustration them major headline across the world is "MASS SIMULTANEUOS LIGHTNING STRIKES KILL 1,000S, EXPERTS BAFFLED." Later it would reveal that all were NS players, and the U.N. would create sanctions against God for developing the ultimate WMD . . .
Nature (Bet you thought I was going to say humans, didn't you)

But that would be a godmod and noone will RP with him anymore, so he'll get his own back :D

I wish God would show up here, then we could get him to pose for this nifty line of Christian action figures we're planning on marketing (and sign a release allowing us to use his likeness).

Lastly however, make your own sandwiches

Damnit! You *always* say that! You ask and I bring you a sandwich, I ask and you give me a proverb. It's gettin' old, man.

By the way, Hurricane Charley was a nice touch ... just don't let the Bush administration blame it on terrorists just to get votes.

See ya at the next meeting,

Adam

If God came to Nationstates and spake thus:
"Let there be light!"
What do you think the general response would be?

" Dude, constant use of the word " ! SMITE ! " does not a good R.P. make. Nor does " And it was good. " for that matter ... "

God's region would be invaded by Satan & followers and there would be no one (except for 2 religious freaks maybe) to defend on His side. He'd be in the rejected realms. Then he'd get bored and start ruling the world again where no one can invade His region... well Bush invades parts of it but God has no power over the idiots and Bush would not be able to eject God from the world.

Hi people, this is God here - I want all of you to join the Land Over Baptist Church (www.landoverbaptist.org). Only if you are a True Christian(R) here will you be saved into heaven. See you all at the Republican Natnl Convention!

If Jesus turned up and told everyone to give up their possessions and follow him. Then followed it up by telling people to turn the other cheek. Then the Religious Righties on here would call him a commie.

If God came to Nationstates and spake thus:
"Let there be light!"
What do you think the general response would be?

Hey if its possible in America why not Nation States?
FUNDIES ARE A BITCH! Amerika! One nation under Gawd! Glory!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38571

TESTING THE FAITH
Christians look to form
'new nation' within U.S.
Same-sex marriage called last straw prompting plan for 1 state to secede

One less star?

Calling the approval of same-sex marriage in Massachusetts "the straw that broke the camel's back," a group of Christian activists is in the beginning stages of an effort to have one state secede from the United States to become its own sovereign nation.

"Our Christian republic has declined into a pagan democracy," says Cory Burnell, president of ChristianExodus.org, a non-profit corporation based in Tyler, Texas. "There are some issues people just can't take anymore, and [same-sex marriage] might finally wake up the complacent Christians."

Burnell is leading the charge for a peaceful secession of one state from the union, and after originally considering Alabama, Mississippi and South Carolina due to their relatively small populations, coastal access, and the Christian nature of the electorate, Burnell says South Carolina has been selected as the target location.

The plan initially calls for at least 12,000 Christians willing to be active in political campaigns to move to the Palmetto State.

"We're not an invading force, we're reinforcements," Burnell tells WorldNetDaily, saying it would be a waste to move to liberal-minded states such as Massachusetts, New York or California where conservative votes would be diluted.

According to the ChristianExodus website, which is slated for a major relaunch next month, "Christians have actively tried to return our entire land to its moral foundation for more than 20 years. We can categorically say that absolutely nothing has been achieved. If you disagree, consider this:


Abortion continues against the wishes of many states

Children may not pray in our schools

The Bible is not welcome in schools except under strict federal guidelines

The 10 Commandments remain banned from public display

Sodomy is now legal and celebrated as 'diversity' rather than perversion

Preaching Christianity will soon be outlawed as 'hate speech'

Gay marriage will be foisted upon us in the very near future
"All these atrocities continue in spite of the fact that we now have the 'right' people in places of power. Indeed, the occupant of the White House is a professing Christian. The U.S. attorney general is believed to be a devout Christian. 'Conservatives' control both Houses of Congress, and Republican presidents appointed seven of the nine Supreme Court justices."

The idea of moving thousands of people to affect the voting in one state is not new. As WorldNetDaily has previously reported, the Free State Project has goals of restoring certain personal liberties and limited government – but without seceding from the union. Last year, a group of 4,500 libertarians decided New Hampshire would be the best state.


S. Carolina state flag

Burnell, a math teacher and cell-phone dealer, stresses he's not looking for bloody battles that took place in the American Revolution and the Civil War, but is rather seeking a "political divorce."

"It's got to be different today," he says. "It has to be peaceful, brokered."

But he admits if the federal government decides to use military force to stop the effort, "Then it can't happen."

Already a dozen people are actively working on the project, and some 1,500 e-mails of support have been received.

If all goes according to plan, Burnell is hoping to have a constitutional convention by 2014, with a president of the new nation – still to be known as South Carolina – elected in 2016, which is also a presidential election year in the U.S.

He says the nation would be founded on Christian principles, and the people writing its constitution would have to hash out details to safeguard it as a Christian republic.

For now, Burnell prefers to shy away from specifics on the precise laws governing the country.

"Independence first, details later," he says.

Who are the biggest trouble makers throughout history? + and *)

If God came to Nationstates and spake thus:
"Let there be light!"
What do you think the general response would be?

He would be called a n00b and then we would all be smited.

my response would be 'OMFG! NOT ANOTHER RELIGION THREAD!'

Lol :D

If God came to Nationstates and spake thus:
"Let there be light!"
What do you think the general response would be?
"Dude, you don't have to be so pretentious. All you did was flick the lightswitch."

If God came to Nationstates and spake thus:
"Let there be light!"
What do you think the general response would be?

'You did that once already. Try something new.'

'What colour?'

In the RP forums: A half-dozen accusations of Godmoding.

I'd ask, if he had a message for me. Is my brother right about that discussion I asked you abut, I know he is a jerk, but you know I need to be reassured sometimes.(Jason's a convincing jerk lol)

Why haven't I won the lottery?
Because you didn't buy a ticket.

He would be the best defender ever because of his magic password-detection omniscience powers.

I'd also annoy the mods until they told me what God's IP is....I'm guessing it resolves to deus.hv or something.

If God were on nationstates ...

He would probably not join the UN. :(

He would probably be annoying the moderators a lot with suggestions on how the world should be run. :rolleyes:

And of course he would probably pull a whole lot of miracles behind the scenes and make the forums run error free. :cool:

And finally he would do a George Burns impression ... just because. :p

I'd also annoy the mods until they told me what God's IP is....I'm guessing it resolves to deus.hv or something.
Don't you think he would be able to hide his IP?

TESTING THE FAITH
Christians look to form
'new nation' within U.S.

I say let them have it ... then build a 20 foot wall around it ... then fill it with water. We can call it "Lake Stupid".

Don't you think he would be able to hide his IP?

Please don't tell me that God uses an open proxy.... ;)

If God had a nation on NationStates, I'm sure the reaction would be the French whining about all being deleted.

And he would reside in the region England, of course. :)

If God came to Nationstates and spake thus:
"Let there be light!"
What do you think the general response would be?

If we knew he was God then someone would have to ask.
ASL?

If God came to Nationstates and spake thus:
"Let there be light!"
What do you think the general response would be?

All the atheists would say, "Hey, you don't exist, get the heck out of our forum!" :mad:

That wouldn't be me of course, I just wanted to clear that up.
*looks up*
I believe in you God, don't strike me down!

Of course, you have the problem of the Douglas Adams concept of self nullifying proof.