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Okay, I'm in the doghouse with my sister.

She seems to think I'm a bad influence on my nephews because within days of a visit to their uncle goofball for the day, they end up getting in some kind of trouble.

The last major incident was shortly after I showed them how to make a slingshot out of underwear. My younger nephew went to school a few days later with a spare pair of his underwear(clean), and was flinging it at his fellow students.

Yeah, I know. I laughed too. But their mother, my sister didn't.

Well, this time, my older nephew got suspended for starting a food fight with a milk grenade. What is a milk grenade? Well, you take a full container of milk like you get in school. YOu open both ends then close them again. You heave the container at a solid surface, like a distant table. WHen it hits, the container pops open and milk sprays everywhere.

My sister thinks I showed them how to do it. My nephew won't tell her who showed him, but she insists on blaming me.

She yelled at me for an hour last night. :(
















P.S. I did show them. But she has no proof. :p

hahahah you are the BEST uncle

you need to have a talk with the boys about using better judgement as to when to flaunt their knowledge

Can you please be my uncle?

Those are brilliant.

And I was going to ask you to babysit!!

hahahah you are the BEST uncle

you need to have a talk with the boys about using better judgement as to when to flaunt their knowledge

Actually, I would say he picked exactly the right place and time to cause a food fight.

His only mistake was getting caught. I usually do it when I'm on my way out of the cafeteria. ;)

My biggest concern with my nephews isn't the mischief I teach them, it's that I don't teach them something that goes too far. Schools have for the most part, lost their sense of humor. Things that would've gotten me a couple detentions of maybe an in-school suspension are now getting kids expelled. Or even arrested! :eek:

Hey, speaking of grenades, try this: stick a Wint-O-Green LifeSaver into a bottle of Coke. It fizzes like crazy. I think that this has enormous potential, could it be perfected.

I think i am going to buy a carton of milk now.....

I think i am going to buy a carton of milk now.....

Stock up. :D

You have to wonder at why your sister is so surprised at this behaviour.



After all.....


Your a professional/semi professional CLOWN.

I would be suspicious of you if you DIDNT do this kind of thing.

You have to wonder at why your sister is so surprised at this behaviour.



After all.....


Your a professional/semi professional CLOWN.

I would be suspicious of you if you DIDNT do this kind of thing.

Professional clown. ANd my sister has had to put up with my antics for a very long time.

Unfortunately, she got cursed. There's an old curse in myfamily that whatever family member annoys you the most, that's who your kids will be like. :D

And I was going to ask you to babysit!!

No harm will befall your children. I can't guarantee the safety of anybody they come into contact with afterward, though. :p

Professional clown. ANd my sister has had to put up with my antics for a very long time.

Unfortunately, she got cursed. There's an old curse in myfamily that whatever family member annoys you the most, that's who your kids will be like. :D


I hear ya...

The Curse in my family is that whenever us kids would laugh when we got into trouble...

"Keep laughing! Someday, your gonna have one just like YOU!"


To this day, Im determined never to be a father for just that very reason.

You know, as soon as I read the title of this thread, the first thought in my head was "Oh God." Before I even read the post.

You know, as soon as I read the title of this thread, the first thought in my head was "Oh God." Before I even read the post.

My reputation precedes me. :D

That's pure genius.

At my school, our pranks are making flamethrowers by mixing lighters with deoderant aerosol cans, and throwing apples into the stationary shop when the outside door is opened.

We also specialize in hitting teachers and classmates with rubberband-propelled paper bullets, screwing up the server that links all the computers together in our school, and getting our 7th formers to egg our asshole of an asisstant principle on their last day of school.

Thanks for the other ideas.

P.S. My friend once burned down the toilets at our school too, but that was an acccident :rolleyes: