NationStates Jolt Archive

This is a thread for all future people aiming to become World Dictators. Whether the purpose of this thread is to help you make allies when you do try to rule the world, or a heads-up for ninja assasins....we'll never know.

Sign me up! :D

I have a plan to rule the world.

1. Turn my body into light, so it can merge with a software program capable of infiltrating all other software and hardware in the world.

2. Merge with this program, then take control of all machines.

There, a 2-step plan!

I have a plan to rule the world.

1. Turn my body into light, so it can merge with a software program capable of infiltrating all other software and hardware in the world.

2. Merge with this program, then take control of all machines.

There, a 2-step plan!

Good luck with that!

Big Brother (No, not that crap with boring failures in a house) demands you all bow down to the growing Dictatorship of Wankania.

Im a dictator with a protest problem. So I recently passed the bill to outlaw protesting. :cool:

I think you all ought to start honing your public speaking skills. It's always important to know how to address the masses of workers, citizens, children or puppies (or whatever you end up calling the people who you rule). It also helps in acchieving dictatorship. Learning languages is a plus too, because its easier to influence people in their own language.

I will rule the world!

I'm in. I think I'm going to install a benevolent socialistic state when I take over the world. Those that like this idea - you get your own continents. Those that don't - well, when I take over, it'll suck to be you.

<laughs at Colodia> :)

<laughs at Colodia> :)
When I assume political power, your death shall be like all those who opposed me!

I'm in. I think I'm going to install a benevolent socialistic state when I take over the world. Those that like this idea - you get your own continents. Those that don't - well, when I take over, it'll suck to be you.

I like the idea. How about a two-party dictatorship? :D

When I rule the world I'll have a massive orgy for all!

Orgy as in big party mind you.

I'm growing my goatee already

and BLARGistania, count me in as well

I plan to forge a ring in the fires of Mount Doom TO RULE YOU ALL!

How about a two-party dictatorship? :D

We already have that in Amerika. It's not that great. Unlike some others in this thread, I don't want the world, just the USA. I'd be the most militant strongman this country ever had! Instead of trying to be equal with the world we would be dominant. We'd have a more self sufficient enonomy and instead of so much outsourcing, the rest of the world would want to "insouce" here.

I have a plan to rule the world.

1. Turn my body into light, so it can merge with a software program capable of infiltrating all other software and hardware in the world.

2. Merge with this program, then take control of all machines.

There, a 2-step plan!


I have a better and more easy plan. ;)

I have a better and more easy plan. ;)
Strip naked in front of the White House and hope all goes well?

Take over via democratic means...

And rule with a Benevolent Dictatorship... and screw over the religious right and all the neo-cons by legalising abortion, gay marriage and making preaching illegal ;) The more rights the better! But, any opposition to my regime wil be met with oppression and jail time.

Strip naked in front of the White House and hope all goes well?


LOL!

I've already taken over key positions in almost all world governments. I'm just waiting until the proper moment to consolidate my power and take over the world. Fear me.

Take over via democratic means...

And rule with a Benevolent Dictatorship... and screw over the religious right and all the neo-cons by legalising abortion, gay marriage and making preaching illegal ;) The more rights the better! But, any opposition to my regime wil be met with oppression and jail time.

No opposition here, maam :)


We already have that in Amerika. It's not that great. Unlike some others in this thread, I don't want the world, just the USA. I'd be the most militant strongman this country ever had! Instead of trying to be equal with the world we would be dominant. We'd have a more self sufficient enonomy and instead of so much outsourcing, the rest of the world would want to "insouce" here.

I know you already had that in America. That was kinda the joke :p