NationStates Jolt Archive


World Dictators Thread

Colodia
16-08-2004, 08:08
This is a thread for all future people aiming to become World Dictators. Whether the purpose of this thread is to help you make allies when you do try to rule the world, or a heads-up for ninja assasins....we'll never know.
Universalist Totality
16-08-2004, 08:11
Sign me up! :D
Almighty Sephiroth
16-08-2004, 08:13
I have a plan to rule the world.

1. Turn my body into light, so it can merge with a software program capable of infiltrating all other software and hardware in the world.

2. Merge with this program, then take control of all machines.

There, a 2-step plan!
Universalist Totality
16-08-2004, 08:16
I have a plan to rule the world.

1. Turn my body into light, so it can merge with a software program capable of infiltrating all other software and hardware in the world.

2. Merge with this program, then take control of all machines.

There, a 2-step plan!

Good luck with that!
Wankania
16-08-2004, 08:18
Big Brother (No, not that crap with boring failures in a house) demands you all bow down to the growing Dictatorship of Wankania.
Bolazia
16-08-2004, 08:23
Im a dictator with a protest problem. So I recently passed the bill to outlaw protesting. :cool:
Dalekia
16-08-2004, 08:48
I think you all ought to start honing your public speaking skills. It's always important to know how to address the masses of workers, citizens, children or puppies (or whatever you end up calling the people who you rule). It also helps in acchieving dictatorship. Learning languages is a plus too, because its easier to influence people in their own language.
Unholy Sponges
16-08-2004, 09:40
I will rule the world!
BLARGistania
16-08-2004, 09:45
I'm in. I think I'm going to install a benevolent socialistic state when I take over the world. Those that like this idea - you get your own continents. Those that don't - well, when I take over, it'll suck to be you.
Jello Biafra
16-08-2004, 10:04
<laughs at Colodia> :)
Colodia
16-08-2004, 10:05
<laughs at Colodia> :)
When I assume political power, your death shall be like all those who opposed me!
Kanabia
16-08-2004, 10:14
I'm in. I think I'm going to install a benevolent socialistic state when I take over the world. Those that like this idea - you get your own continents. Those that don't - well, when I take over, it'll suck to be you.

I like the idea. How about a two-party dictatorship? :D
The Island of Rose
16-08-2004, 10:47
When I rule the world I'll have a massive orgy for all!

Orgy as in big party mind you.
APuppetOfUNIverseVERSE
16-08-2004, 11:18
I'm growing my goatee already

and BLARGistania, count me in as well
Vitania
16-08-2004, 11:42
I plan to forge a ring in the fires of Mount Doom TO RULE YOU ALL!
Luciferius
16-08-2004, 14:50
How about a two-party dictatorship? :D

We already have that in Amerika. It's not that great. Unlike some others in this thread, I don't want the world, just the USA. I'd be the most militant strongman this country ever had! Instead of trying to be equal with the world we would be dominant. We'd have a more self sufficient enonomy and instead of so much outsourcing, the rest of the world would want to "insouce" here.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 06:14
I have a plan to rule the world.

1. Turn my body into light, so it can merge with a software program capable of infiltrating all other software and hardware in the world.

2. Merge with this program, then take control of all machines.

There, a 2-step plan!


I have a better and more easy plan. ;)
Colodia
04-09-2004, 06:21
I have a better and more easy plan. ;)
Strip naked in front of the White House and hope all goes well?
Kryozerkia
04-09-2004, 06:23
Take over via democratic means...

And rule with a Benevolent Dictatorship... and screw over the religious right and all the neo-cons by legalising abortion, gay marriage and making preaching illegal ;) The more rights the better! But, any opposition to my regime wil be met with oppression and jail time.
Parratoga
04-09-2004, 06:23
Strip naked in front of the White House and hope all goes well?


LOL!
Sdaeriji
04-09-2004, 06:27
I've already taken over key positions in almost all world governments. I'm just waiting until the proper moment to consolidate my power and take over the world. Fear me.
Kanabia
04-09-2004, 14:43
Take over via democratic means...

And rule with a Benevolent Dictatorship... and screw over the religious right and all the neo-cons by legalising abortion, gay marriage and making preaching illegal ;) The more rights the better! But, any opposition to my regime wil be met with oppression and jail time.

No opposition here, maam :)


We already have that in Amerika. It's not that great. Unlike some others in this thread, I don't want the world, just the USA. I'd be the most militant strongman this country ever had! Instead of trying to be equal with the world we would be dominant. We'd have a more self sufficient enonomy and instead of so much outsourcing, the rest of the world would want to "insouce" here.

I know you already had that in America. That was kinda the joke :p