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The Official Political Player Hater's Thread

Gymoor
16-08-2004, 07:15
In honor of the high level of discourse here, I propose a political smackdown thread, with these rules:

No Facts.

No profanity.

No personal attacks on fellow posters.

No intentional plagiarism.

No repetition.

No whiners.

I'll start things off.

This current administration is notable in that for the first time in American history, Air Force One actually refers to the IQ of the primary occupant of the plane.

George W Bush is so stupid, he tried to pay the Bill of Rights with a credit card.

We all know that Ashcroft lost an election to a dead man, what we don't know is that Ashcroft's late opponent was also invited to more parties.

It is unpatriotic to criticize the President. In a related story, all of George W Bush's former teachers are being held for treason.
Gymoor
16-08-2004, 08:10
This just in: Swift Boat Vets for Truth have just come out with a scathing expose' on Captain Crunch. Apparently, the purple hearts the breakfast cereal spokesman received were for wounds to the roof of the mouth incurred while eating his own cereal.
Gymoor
16-08-2004, 11:15
c'mon, where's the smacktalk people!
Gymoor
16-08-2004, 16:02
In a controversial move, Bush has just declared the details of the Texas Rangers' trade of Sammy Sosa to be classified information.

If you can afford a gun, but can't afford health insurance, you might be a Republican.

When Bush says he supports small business, he actually means child labor.
Revolutionsz
16-08-2004, 16:10
George W Bush is so stupid, he tried to pay the Bill of Rights with a credit card.
:D :D Priceless...
Gymoor
16-08-2004, 17:44
:D :D Priceless...

Thanks. Feel free to contribute!

Bush is so dumb, when he heard about the seperation of Church and State, he wondered if they had signed a pre-nup.
Letila
16-08-2004, 18:21
If Gore invented the internet, then Bush invented Windows.
Gymoor
16-08-2004, 19:07
If Gore invented the internet, then Bush invented Windows.

That explains why the threat level never lowers to blue. Blue is death for Windows!
Mew Mew Sweetie
16-08-2004, 19:11
I don't get it...? Um. I'm a democrat? Wha-- is this site suddenly all american? Dang it I can't survive without British people!!!
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