NationStates Jolt Archive

What if, instead of us NSers, there was national leaders? And instead of real wars, they RPed their wars?


I can imagine it.

U.S. declares war on Irak
Author: George W. Bush (USA)
Message: I, President Gorge Dubya Bosh, deklar war on Irak. We send the 101 Paratoops at j00!


Author: Saddam (Iraq)
Message: We condem this action. And we mobilze 80283409234098 troops.

Author: Chirac (France)
Message: Saddam, you are godmodding. Stop now or we'll stop helping you...er...I mean stop codemning the U.S.! Yeah....

Author: Stephistan
Message: Saddam, stop flaming.

Author: Saddam (Iraq)
Message: No fair...our economy is dying. Can't we godmod a LIIITTTLE?

Author: Tony Blair (UK)
Message: Lookit me! I have an accent!

Author: George W. Bush (USA)
Message: That's it. We're going to end this war here and NOW! I lunch 95082309582308502938 n00ks at j00!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

Author: Random Australian PM (Australia) (sorry Aussies)
Message: WTF! You cannot do that! We launch 5283509230 n00ks at you!

Author: Tony Blair (UK)
Message: Hey! You don't have n00ks! We send 247329847 invincible, invisble troops at j00 front door! Your dead!

Author: Saddam (Iraq)
Message: IGNORED!

Author: Random Canadian PM (Canada) likewise, sorry Canadians
Message: eh?

Author: Yassar Arafat (Palestein)
Message: In before the lock!

Author: Stephistan
Message: iLock

I think you underestimate Saddam Hussain - I reckon he would have found a way to get Blair and Bush deleted for flaming him on account of their pre-war denounciations of him.

I think you underestimate Saddam Hussain - I reckon he would have found a way to get Blair and Bush deleted for flaming him on account of their pre-war denounciations of him.
good point

Roflol!!! ^.^

Lmao <('-'<) <('-')> (>'-')>

US WMD Storefront

Author: Ronald Reagan (USA)
Message: America is selling chemical and biological wepins to any1 who wants them. Do ur own math.

Author: Saddam (Iraq)
Message: ill buy sum sarin gas *muny wired*

Author: Ronald Reagan (USA)
Message: K its confirmed any1 else?

Author: French PM in the '80's (France)
Message: hey iraq want sum wepins give us oil furst

Author: Saddam (Iraq)
Message: k its done

Author: French PM in the '80's (France)
Message: alrite

Author: Ronald Reagan (USA)
Message: Get out of my thred!

Author: Osama bin Laden (Afghanistan)
Message: STFU saddam and French PM in the '80's or we'll deklar war on j00 for botherin r allies

Author: Ronald Reagan (USA)
Message: thx osama heres some more muny for ur mujhaedeen *money wired*

Author: Soviet Guy (Soviet Union)
Message: if america continues to aid afghanistan's mujahedeen, the ussr will launch nukes at you

Author: Ronald Reagan (USA)
Message: Ur ignored u evil empire i hate you

Author: Ayatollahs (Iran)
Message: can u sell us sum wepins we'll giv u sum more money so u can kill the nicarugauans

Author: Ronald Reagan (USA)
Message: shure but dont tell any1 and remember i didnt kno that this happened it was sum other peeps *wepins on there way*

Author: Ayatollahs (Iran)
Message: thx m8