NationStates Jolt Archive


Black holes SUCK

Myrth
15-08-2004, 16:32
Seriously, they do.
Anyone agree?
CSW
15-08-2004, 16:33
Seriously, they do.
Anyone agree?
Literally.
Ashmoria
15-08-2004, 16:34
hahahaha like a hoover!
1248B
15-08-2004, 16:34
That bored?
1248B
15-08-2004, 16:35
Oh well, I guess it gets your post count up.
Bodies Without Organs
15-08-2004, 16:36
Seriously, they do.
Anyone agree?

No they don't. They exert a warping of space-time, rather than exerting a force through a medium that exists within it...
Spookistan and Jakalah
15-08-2004, 16:37
Surely sucking is driven by pressure differentials, such as when you suck soda through a straw, but black holes operate solely on gravity.
Bodies Without Organs
15-08-2004, 16:39
Surely sucking is driven by pressure differentials, such as when you suck soda through a straw, but black holes operate solely on gravity.

We should, of course, allow that Myrth might be using the term 'suck' in the 'does not rock' sense of the word, dispite any being lead up the gardenpath that might occur due to our assumptions about his beliefs concerning the operation of black holes.
The Black New World
15-08-2004, 16:44
Surely sucking is driven by pressure differentials, such as when you suck soda through a straw, but black holes operate solely on gravity.
But they still suck…
Goobergunchia
15-08-2004, 17:01
Seriously, they do.
Anyone agree?

Aye, especially if your spaceship is being hijacked by somebody trying to destroy it.

(And yes, I watched The Trial of a Time Lord Parts 11 and 12 last night.)
Bodies Without Organs
15-08-2004, 17:04
Aye, especially if your spaceship is being hijacked by somebody trying to destroy it.

(And yes, I watched The Trial of a Time Lord Parts 11 and 12 last night.)

Oh dear: of all the stories featuring black holes, why did you pick one of the worst? Three Doctors, Deadly Assassin, even The Horns of Nimon would have been better.
_Susa_
15-08-2004, 17:44
Black holes do suck, as well as vacuum cleaners, as well as things, as well as people.
Cogitation
15-08-2004, 17:49
I have to disagree with "Myrth" and agree with "Spookistan and Jakalah" and "Bodies Without Organs". Black holes pull, they don't suck. When speaking literally, that is.

...and don't black holes eject Hawking Radiation?

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
Doomduckistan
15-08-2004, 17:49
Sadly, the existance of the White Holes, which would blow, has recently had another nail put in its coffin.

:)
Bodies Without Organs
15-08-2004, 18:01
...and don't black holes eject Hawking Radiation?


'Emit' rather than 'eject' IIRC, but what does this actually count as an argument as to whether they suck or not? A vacuum cleaner certainly can suck, whilst emitting heat and filtered air, but that doesn't mean it don't suxors.
Coloqistan
16-08-2004, 02:04
It would certainly suck to be on the event horizon. That thought used to keep me up at night when I was about 7.
Superpower07
16-08-2004, 02:06
Seriously, they do.
Anyone agree?

ROFLMAO
Roach-Busters
16-08-2004, 02:06
Seriously, they do.
Anyone agree?

Lol...agreed. :p
Ravea
16-08-2004, 02:17
Only if you want them to, my friend.

For example, wouldnt it be fun to lure your enemies too close to a black hole? Then you would have no more enemies!
Revolutionsz
16-08-2004, 02:18
Only if you want them to, my friend.

For example, wouldnt it be fun to lure your enemies too close to a black hole? Then you would have no more enemies!You a Raider fan or something? :D
Fat Rich People
16-08-2004, 02:25
http://www.bash.org/?99835

Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
TheXPhial> vaccuums
Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
TheXPhial> black holes
Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
TheXPhial> lava?

When I saw the topic title, I knew I had to post this. Bash.org is a website for IRC quotes.
Japaica
16-08-2004, 02:33
I say we start a protest against black holes. Agree with me, myrth? Cause black holes suck like a vietnamese prostitute. DOWN WITH BLACK HOLES!!!!
Japaica
16-08-2004, 02:35
Seriously, they do.
Anyone agree?


No need to be racist now myrth. The government now requires you to say something equal about white holes :D
Revolutionsz
16-08-2004, 02:37
http://www.bash.org/?top

haha I love that site
Revolutionsz
16-08-2004, 02:39
<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;)
[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point
Revolutionsz
16-08-2004, 02:46
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
Ernst_Rohm
16-08-2004, 02:50
I have to disagree with "Myrth" and agree with "Spookistan and Jakalah" and "Bodies Without Organs". Black holes pull, they don't suck. When speaking literally, that is.

...and don't black holes eject Hawking Radiation?

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."


yeah you can't suick in a vaccuum, they might suck intheir accreation(sp???) discs or if found in fairly dense nebulas.
Ravea
16-08-2004, 02:53
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
Revolutionsz
16-08-2004, 02:58
SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r
Ravea
16-08-2004, 03:07
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

And heres another one that i like:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Revolutionsz
16-08-2004, 03:11
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

ROFL
Freakin Sweet
16-08-2004, 03:25
DUDE I KNOW!! Ive been stuck in one for like a MILLION years.

But dude... Black Hole Sun rocks.
Foolish Pesants
16-08-2004, 03:26
They don't suck, they Blow!!1

(Bored)
Freakin Sweet
16-08-2004, 03:26
That AOL thing is soooooooo old. Seriously years.
Coloqistan
16-08-2004, 18:17
A few choice comments from bash.org
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a f*cken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

Okay, and now for something about black holes.....er....okay, it looks like i'm just spamming again.
imported_Berserker
16-08-2004, 18:24
No need to be racist now myrth. The government now requires you to say something equal about white holes :D

Yeah, white holes blow.
Doujin
16-08-2004, 19:07
All this talk about suckin and blowin.. :fluffle: