NationStates Jolt Archive


Create a funny situation

Chess Squares
15-08-2004, 15:46
I know this is not exactly serious, but i was just reminded of this when reading some one else's post


My funny situation


George W. Bush in a debate with Ralph Nader, if anyone has ever watched either of these people give an interview you know what i'm tlaknig about, bush has these rogue facial muscles he doesn't seem to control or never learned to, and nader has this vulture eye that blinks twice as much as his normal eye and blinks faster when he is excited
The Island of Rose
15-08-2004, 15:52
Heh.

A Nazi Gay Pride Parade

We're here!
We're queer!
We hate Jews!
We hate youse!
Chess Squares
16-08-2004, 00:12
oh come one i know you people can do better than this
Freakin Sweet
16-08-2004, 00:14
Calling your wife Frank in the middle of your tenth anniversary sex.
Freakin Sweet
16-08-2004, 00:17
Your sister accidentally walking in on you having sex and screaming about you being a cheating bastard. Well it would be weird if you didnt live in Kentucky, cause incest is generally accepted there.
HannibalSmith
16-08-2004, 00:43
John Kerry goes for one too many botox shots. His face freezes forever and quits politics to become the new Lurch in yet another Adams Family remake.
HannibalSmith
16-08-2004, 00:45
Michael Moore goes into a burger joint, suffers a massive heart attack from high BP. In honor of his patronage, the owner of the burger joint has Moore stuffed and mounted.
HannibalSmith
16-08-2004, 00:47
During a shooting of Cops in Washington DC, the cops pull over a dark SUV. Inside are a very drunk GW and three hookers. As the camera rolls, GW proclaims he is innocent, then procedes to vomit on the officers' shoes!
Pantylvania
16-08-2004, 03:39
You had hot wild butt sex with your girlfriend. Then you turned on the light and saw her dad lying next to you.

Then what happened?
Northern Gimpland
16-08-2004, 07:34
Your sister accidentally walking in on you having sex and screaming about you being a cheating bastard. Well it would be weird if you didnt live in Kentucky, cause incest is generally accepted there.

And Alabama. Apparently they have television advertisments reminding you NOT to have sexual intercourse with members of your immediate family.
Tellenthion
16-08-2004, 07:46
You had hot wild butt sex with your girlfriend. Then you turned on the light and saw her dad lying next to you.

Then what happened?
Do you want the non-gay version?
Tellenthion
16-08-2004, 07:47
And Alabama. Apparently they have television advertisments reminding you NOT to have sexual intercourse with members of your immediate family.
DAMN! You're not supposed to do that?
Ucation
16-08-2004, 07:54
you doing a speech on live television, then suddenly a chipmunk jumps out of you fly
Colodia
16-08-2004, 07:56
Dubya coming out of the closet, like that NJ Governor.
Demented Hamsters
16-08-2004, 13:51
Dubya getting a real-noticeable erection when next on TV talking about Iraq.
Chess Squares
16-08-2004, 13:58
And Alabama. Apparently they have television advertisments reminding you NOT to have sexual intercourse with members of your immediate family.
that must be in south alabama, alabama is hicksville past birmingham
Pantylvania
17-08-2004, 06:30
Dubya getting a real-noticeable erection when next on TV talking about Iraq.He has small hands and small feet. I don't think we would notice if he did
Squi
17-08-2004, 06:41
Maureen Dowd agrees to do The O'Reilly Facotr and uses her super monotone voice to put O'Reilly to sleep so she is allowed to speak uninterrupted. Unfortunetly she also puts the camera crew and microphone people to sleep and all that is broadcast is a doning noise and a picture of the studio ceiling.
Davistania
17-08-2004, 06:43
Maureen Dowd agrees to do The O'Reilly Facotr and uses her super monotone voice to put O'Reilly to sleep so she is allowed to speak uninterrupted. Unfortunetly she also puts the camera crew and microphone people to sleep and all that is broadcast is a doning noise and a picture of the studio ceiling.

When suddenly, Steve Stone, broadcaster of the Chicago Cubs, comes on the airwaves in a battle to the death to see who can deliver bad news in the most monotone voice...(keep it rolling)...