NationStates Jolt Archive

I know this is not exactly serious, but i was just reminded of this when reading some one else's post


My funny situation


George W. Bush in a debate with Ralph Nader, if anyone has ever watched either of these people give an interview you know what i'm tlaknig about, bush has these rogue facial muscles he doesn't seem to control or never learned to, and nader has this vulture eye that blinks twice as much as his normal eye and blinks faster when he is excited

Heh.

A Nazi Gay Pride Parade

We're here!
We're queer!
We hate Jews!
We hate youse!

oh come one i know you people can do better than this

Calling your wife Frank in the middle of your tenth anniversary sex.

Your sister accidentally walking in on you having sex and screaming about you being a cheating bastard. Well it would be weird if you didnt live in Kentucky, cause incest is generally accepted there.

John Kerry goes for one too many botox shots. His face freezes forever and quits politics to become the new Lurch in yet another Adams Family remake.

Michael Moore goes into a burger joint, suffers a massive heart attack from high BP. In honor of his patronage, the owner of the burger joint has Moore stuffed and mounted.

During a shooting of Cops in Washington DC, the cops pull over a dark SUV. Inside are a very drunk GW and three hookers. As the camera rolls, GW proclaims he is innocent, then procedes to vomit on the officers' shoes!

You had hot wild butt sex with your girlfriend. Then you turned on the light and saw her dad lying next to you.

Then what happened?

Your sister accidentally walking in on you having sex and screaming about you being a cheating bastard. Well it would be weird if you didnt live in Kentucky, cause incest is generally accepted there.

And Alabama. Apparently they have television advertisments reminding you NOT to have sexual intercourse with members of your immediate family.

You had hot wild butt sex with your girlfriend. Then you turned on the light and saw her dad lying next to you.

Then what happened?
Do you want the non-gay version?

And Alabama. Apparently they have television advertisments reminding you NOT to have sexual intercourse with members of your immediate family.
DAMN! You're not supposed to do that?

you doing a speech on live television, then suddenly a chipmunk jumps out of you fly

Dubya coming out of the closet, like that NJ Governor.

Dubya getting a real-noticeable erection when next on TV talking about Iraq.

And Alabama. Apparently they have television advertisments reminding you NOT to have sexual intercourse with members of your immediate family.
that must be in south alabama, alabama is hicksville past birmingham

Dubya getting a real-noticeable erection when next on TV talking about Iraq.He has small hands and small feet. I don't think we would notice if he did

Maureen Dowd agrees to do The O'Reilly Facotr and uses her super monotone voice to put O'Reilly to sleep so she is allowed to speak uninterrupted. Unfortunetly she also puts the camera crew and microphone people to sleep and all that is broadcast is a doning noise and a picture of the studio ceiling.

Maureen Dowd agrees to do The O'Reilly Facotr and uses her super monotone voice to put O'Reilly to sleep so she is allowed to speak uninterrupted. Unfortunetly she also puts the camera crew and microphone people to sleep and all that is broadcast is a doning noise and a picture of the studio ceiling.

When suddenly, Steve Stone, broadcaster of the Chicago Cubs, comes on the airwaves in a battle to the death to see who can deliver bad news in the most monotone voice...(keep it rolling)...