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I personally think so. I'm sure he uses it to torment sinners and stuff.

He does according to the late, great Bill Hicks

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I seem to recall reading it's supposedly 13 inches long, blood red, crooked and bent. Mind you that's purely mythology. Nobody would ever live to see Satan and write about it.

i believe he has an entire necklace of them that he wears when he wants to feel fancy

*in mock Japanese accent*

Satan have BIIIIIIIIIIG Penis, very BIIIIIG, BIIIIIIIIIG PENIS

Ask Saddam. I heard they had a fling.

The dream of every gay man then? :)

Well ive never read it in the bible but in dogma they said that angels didnt have genital definition. If thats true then he doesnt. All demons are just angels that rebelled against god, starting with satan and the apple and then later like some more sinned cause they thought earth women were hot. They took human form and made nephilim. Once they were cast out of heaven they could no longer take human form. Infact god considered satan his most beautiful angel, so hes not some ugly thing.

* I wonder if Satan is single. And, errr, gay, ( cough ).

You know, I really don't know if this thread is appropriate ...

I mean, do we even know if God has one yet ? :D

* I suspect the answer to the query is Satans Penis < Gods Penis IF God Penis IS 1 ( 1 = TRUE ) ;)

Oh yeah ... and it's huge.

Infact god considered satan his most beautiful angel, so hes not some ugly thing.

According to what is rightfully considered mythology, he is now as ugly and perverted as he was once beautiful.

No, I'm sure that is just bad PR material, or propoganda in the media by the opposing company, ;)

mythology?? god never mentioned that he deformed satan in any way for rebeling against him. He could be ugly on the inside to god.

I personally think so. I'm sure he uses it to torment sinners and stuff.
BWahahahahahahaha!

This is Satan(with his penis) - :headbang: :confused: - And this is you who wonders.

Well ive never read it in the bible but in dogma they said that angels didnt have genital definition. If thats true then he doesnt. All demons are just angels that rebelled against god, starting with satan and the apple and then later like some more sinned cause they thought earth women were hot. They took human form and made nephilim. Once they were cast out of heaven they could no longer take human form. Infact god considered satan his most beautiful angel, so hes not some ugly thing.
Aaah shucks. That was gonna be my answer. :D

Satan is an archetypal figure that can be fulfilled by anybody regardless of gender.

satan IS a penis... think about it... satan plunges assholes
every time you lust (sin) satan has risen in your body (guess what else rises?)
every time you wank you are playing with a heightened satan...


i'm bored >_<

I'll never get an erection again. :(

i seriously doubt that he does! i mean since when has satan actually had a sexuality?? people presume that 'he's a he' but he also has the bottom half of a goat. you guys should listen to Old Harrys Game, i belive that you would understand my point of view from that! also he puts on 'Satanic Guises' so he wouldn't actually need his own penis to torment sinners!
And why does everyone think he has always been ugly??? he was the most beautiful angles in heaven according to God in the bible! i think they way he has been made deformed was one of Gods greater punnishments to him...from being beutiful to ugly...poor satan! *in a way...he shouldn't have rebelled though!*

Well ive never read it in the bible but in dogma they said that angels didnt have genital definition. If thats true then he doesnt. All demons are just angels that rebelled against god, starting with satan and the apple and then later like some more sinned cause they thought earth women were hot. They took human form and made nephilim. Once they were cast out of heaven they could no longer take human form. Infact god considered satan his most beautiful angel, so hes not some ugly thing.

Sheesh, you guys trust film far too much! In Dogma, by way of introduction, the angel calls himself a 'seraphim', which is interesting because it means he may have multiple personality disorder. 'Seraphim' is plural, he is a (ie ONE) 'seraph'. Damn you people who don't know hebrew. According to ancient texts, angels do in fact have genitalia - how do we know? Because it was forbidden by god for any of the angles to fall in love with human women and, erm, give them one. This is said to have happened once, and the children were all ogres. Nice. I'd say the devil most probably has one then, unless god cut it off as some kinda ultimate punishment...

Sheesh, you guys trust film far too much! In Dogma, by way of introduction, the angel calls himself a 'seraphim', which is interesting because it means he may have multiple personality disorder. 'Seraphim' is plural, he is a (ie ONE) 'seraph'. Damn you people who don't know hebrew. According to ancient texts, angels do in fact have genitalia - how do we know? Because it was forbidden by god for any of the angles to fall in love with human women and, erm, give them one. This is said to have happened once, and the children were all ogres.
They did mention that in Dogma.