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Here's a good idea... Let's make fun of all the liberals, the conservatives, religious, nonreligious people, the anti-abortion, pro-abortion, pro-gay, anti-gay, pro-war people, anti-war people, Republicans, Democrats, Americans, Europeans... etc...

Since everyone likes to talk about people, such as the ones above and somehow the debate takes a sharp downward turn into a flamefest, I'd thought I'd make fun of all those debates!

Now, the object here is to have fun! Use extreme stereotypes. But, remember, this is fun, this is NOT SERIOUS. Think of the most over-debated issue and make fun of it anyway you can!

One rule: NO REAL FLAMING! DO NOT FLAME OTHERS; only mock.

You do realize that you have already begun the war. Whether you like it or not, people on these forums simply are unable to couch their beliefs in any sort of humorous manner. Rather, it will begin with extensive flaming of christians ( a common favorite) followed closely by conservatives and then liberals. The whole abortion thing is an instant flamewar key. That said, for ideas on extreme stereotyping, watch South Park.

Now, to start off the war, I will proceed to make fun of every single debate I have ever had the pleasure of reading on this forum.

FUKU!
NO FUKU!
YOU NARROW-MINDED CONSERVATIVE PRO-WAR CHRISTIAN!
YOU QUEER LIBERAL ANTI-WAR ASSHOLE!
FUKU!
FUKU!
WHERE ARE YOUR FACTS?
WHERE ARE YOUR FACTS TOO!?
WELL, YOU ARE IGNORANT!
NO I'M NOT, I READ THE NEWSPAPER!

etc.

You do realize that you have already begun the war. Whether you like it or not, people on these forums simply are unable to couch their beliefs in any sort of humorous manner. Rather, it will begin with extensive flaming of christians ( a common favorite) followed closely by conservatives and then liberals. The whole abortion thing is an instant flamewar key. That said, for ideas on extreme stereotyping, watch South Park.

Now, to start off the war, I will proceed to make fun of every single debate I have ever had the pleasure of reading on this forum.

FUKU!
NO FUKU!
YOU NARROW-MINDED CONSERVATIVE PRO-WAR CHRISTIAN!
YOU QUEER LIBERAL ANTI-WAR ASSHOLE!
FUKU!
FUKU!
WHERE ARE YOUR FACTS?
WHERE ARE YOUR FACTS TOO!?
WELL, YOU ARE IGNORANT!
NO I'M NOT, I READ THE NEWSPAPER!

etc.

did you know Fukue is actually a city in southern Japan? on the island of Honshu, I think.

You do realize that you have already begun the war. Whether you like it or not, people on these forums simply are unable to couch their beliefs in any sort of humorous manner. Rather, it will begin with extensive flaming of christians ( a common favorite) followed closely by conservatives and then liberals. The whole abortion thing is an instant flamewar key.

You know why there's so much flaming?

IT WAS BUSH! IT'S ALL HIS PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND BRAINWASH EVERYONE TO BECOME HIS SERVANTS BECAUSE HE IS THE REINCARNATION OF HITLER!

i launch 999999999 invincible nukes at all of the "liberals, the conservatives, religious, nonreligious people, the anti-abortion, pro-abortion, pro-gay, anti-gay, pro-war people, anti-war people, Republicans, Democrats, Americans, Europeans... etc..."... PWNZ0R5!!!!1111111111oneone1

btw i thinkyou should have posted this in forum 7 instead, it would fit better... oh wait... THEY KILLED FORUM 7!

**launches 999999 invincible mod killing nukes at t3h m0dz0rs**

i launch 999999999 invincible nukes at all of the "liberals, the conservatives, religious, nonreligious people, the anti-abortion, pro-abortion, pro-gay, anti-gay, pro-war people, anti-war people, Republicans, Democrats, Americans, Europeans... etc..."... PWNZ0R5!!!!1111111111oneone1
OMG TAHTS A GODMOD!!!!!111 U CAN'T HAVE NOOKES YOU N00B LOL ROFLMAO UTYPOIKJF IM THE BEST YOU SUX LOLZORS!

btw i thinkyou should have posted this in forum 7 instead, it would fit better... oh wait... THEY KILLED FORUM 7!

**launches 999999 invincible mod killing nukes at t3h m0dz0rs**
I hate the mods. They're so biased. Stephistan once stabbed a conservative for breathing. I hate these forums. I'm leaving.

(five minutes later)

I hate the mods. They're so biased. Stephistan once stabbed a conservative for breathing. I hate these forums. I'm leaving.

OMG TAHTS A GODMOD!!!!!111 U CAN'T HAVE NOOKES YOU N00B LOL ROFLMAO UTYPOIKJF IM THE BEST YOU SUX LOLZORS!

And why can't i? i am "deadly" after all.
Tellenthion--> :confused::gundge:
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...........................NUXX0R5!!!!1

Here's a good idea... Let's make fun of all the liberals, the conservatives, religious, nonreligious people, the anti-abortion, pro-abortion, pro-gay, anti-gay, pro-war people, anti-war people, Republicans, Democrats, Americans, Europeans... etc...

Since everyone likes to talk about people, such as the ones above and somehow the debate takes a sharp downward turn into a flamefest, I'd thought I'd make fun of all those debates!

Now, the object here is to have fun! Use extreme stereotypes. But, remember, this is fun, this is NOT SERIOUS. Think of the most over-debated issue and make fun of it anyway you can!

One rule: NO REAL FLAMING! DO NOT FLAME OTHERS; only mock.

Liberals-
Teh Consevitaves Is Abushing Me!!!!!! Civil Rights!!! Vote AnBush!
Much of our support comes from people who just are in there to legalize drugs or are dead people still voting.

Conservatives-
Teh KerY Is Teh UNPATROT!
No Marage For Teh Qweers!
Much of our support comes from religious nutjobs, fatcat CEOS, and rural hillbillies.

Religion-
God is love. Convert, or you'll go to hell and be burned forever in unimaginable TORMENT OF THE SOUL!!!!!!!!!!

Unreligious-
Your Religion Is Teh Flase! Lolllollololololol!

Anti-Abortion-
Anti-Choice nutjobs who blow up clinics to save the children.

Pro-Choice-
No real humorous ones that go with this. After all, it's not like they blow up Children to save the Clinics...

Anti-Gays-
Teh icky!!!!!!11!1!1111Shift+1!!1!!

Pro-War-
"I just want the party that lets me nuke all of our enemies" --Allen Robinson on Republicans.

Anti-War-
NO BLOOD FOR OIL. Nuff said.

Republicans-
Social Stagnants from the 1900s. Have gone down since Lincoln. Pander to the religious right and big buisiness to get votes from rural areas and urban areas.

Democrats-
Unorganized centrists who count on Anti-Republicans to vote Democrat. Pander to special interest groups. Widely mischaracterised as Liberal.

Americans-
Imperialist Right-Wing Nutjobs

Europe-
Liberal Drugged Up Pansies and Socialist Imperialist EU Nutjobs, depending upon who you ask. Sometimes both.

There. No offense to anyone, please to not quote or respond to this post in a debunking manner- any mischaracterizations are on purpose.

Quit killing babies for their oil!

** Blows up a child to save the abortion clinics **


Oh also I saw this and had to post it. it is available to us so it has to be ok (click more on smilies if ur usin the advanced editor thing)
edit: ok i took it out, i figure the mods hate me enough already.

I'm sad. I can't easily crash these forums. It would take actual work, and probably end me up in jail.

Omg Teh Democrats R Teh Racist!

Proof:
Ninja: :mp5: democrat: :eek:

:eek: OMG... I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard! This is exactly what I wanted to see! You guys are taking the challenge the right way! Have fun! :D

thats what im here for Cabbage Patch Girl.


! TEH NAACP IS RACIST!!!!
Proof:
??: :confused: NAACP: :sniper:

/godmode self
/addadmin kwaswhakistan
/mock *
/ban *

did you know Fukue is actually a city in southern Japan?Well....Fukue you too!! :D

Liberals-

Religion-
God is love. Convert, or you'll go to hell and be burned forever in unimaginable TORMENT OF THE SOUL!!!!!!!!!!
Damn right! Gawd loves you so much that even the Movie Fatal Attraction is too whimpy an example of love! Thats how much gawd loves you! Ether way you will expirience Gawds perfect love.
If I were you I would choose to be loved by Gawd in Heaven.
Why don't you just convert you ingrate! You can't escape Gawds perfect love!



Pro-War-
"I just want the party that lets me nuke all of our enemies" --Allen Robinson on Republicans.
Gawd is love. Convert, or you'll go to hell and be burned forever in unimaginable TORMENT OF THE SOUL!!!!!!!! And If not We will send you to Hell sooner than later heretic!



Republicans-
Social Stagnants from the 1900s. Have gone down since Lincoln. Pander to the religious right and big buisiness to get votes from rural areas and urban areas.
Gawd is love. Convert, or you'll go to hell and be burned forever in unimaginable TORMENT OF THE SOUL!!!!!!!! Blessed are the poor! Glory!



Americans-
Imperialist Right-Wing Nutjobs

Oh! You are sooo going to Hell for that remark!

Omg Doomduckistan Pwned!

Omg Doomduckistan Pwned!
*snicker*

Here's a good idea... Let's make fun of all the liberals, the conservatives, religious, nonreligious people, the anti-abortion, pro-abortion, pro-gay, anti-gay, pro-war people, anti-war people, Republicans, Democrats, Americans, Europeans... etc...


Done and Done .... and I mean Done!

I'd have an "etc." subject that's great for laughing at... though it causes serious flaming. Er... and you won't laugh, because you don't live here.

Liberals-
Teh Consevitaves Is Abushing Me!!!!!! Civil Rights!!! Vote AnBush!
Much of our support comes from people who just are in there to legalize drugs or are dead people still voting.

Conservatives-
Teh KerY Is Teh UNPATROT!
No Marage For Teh Qweers!
Much of our support comes from religious nutjobs, fatcat CEOS, and rural hillbillies.

Religion-
God is love. Convert, or you'll go to hell and be burned forever in unimaginable TORMENT OF THE SOUL!!!!!!!!!!

Unreligious-
Your Religion Is Teh Flase! Lolllollololololol!

Anti-Abortion-
Anti-Choice nutjobs who blow up clinics to save the children.

Pro-Choice-
No real humorous ones that go with this. After all, it's not like they blow up Children to save the Clinics...

Anti-Gays-
Teh icky!!!!!!11!1!1111Shift+1!!1!!

Pro-War-
"I just want the party that lets me nuke all of our enemies" --Allen Robinson on Republicans.

Anti-War-
NO BLOOD FOR OIL. Nuff said.

Republicans-
Social Stagnants from the 1900s. Have gone down since Lincoln. Pander to the religious right and big buisiness to get votes from rural areas and urban areas.

Democrats-
Unorganized centrists who count on Anti-Republicans to vote Democrat. Pander to special interest groups. Widely mischaracterised as Liberal.

Americans-
Imperialist Right-Wing Nutjobs

Europe-
Liberal Drugged Up Pansies and Socialist Imperialist EU Nutjobs, depending upon who you ask. Sometimes both.

There. No offense to anyone, please to not quote or respond to this post in a debunking manner- any mischaracterizations are on purpose.


Lets see what I can do to cover the ... errrh ... more interesting ones you missed:

Anarchists -
All government is slavery! All economy is slavery! All society is slavery!

Libertarians -
Government, like suxors. Gimme drugs and free enterprise! And guns for all. LOTSSA GUNS!

Communists -
Dirty rotten business! And sure everyone will work for the better good of society.

Nazis -
JOOOZ SUX!

Ayran Nationists and Neo-Nazis -
Yo! ZOG!!!!!!!!!!!

The tin foil hat liner crowd -
The US government is really controlled by the trilats/UN/ZOG/masons/Skull and Bone/???
Look out for CIA mind control lasers.
Daddy told me so, so it must be TRUE!!!!!
Everyone who disagrees is already under their control!

The tin foil hat liner crowd -
The Theocracy of DeFuny is really controlled by the trilats/UN/ZOG/masons/Skull and Bone/???
Look out for Toucan mind control lasers.
Daistallia 2104 told me so, so it must be TRUE!!!!!
Everyone who disagrees is already under their control!

I have spies everywere in my beloved Theocracy! I am well aware of your dealings with the Tin foil hat liner crowd.
You better hope you dont get caught by my VDS (Virgin Dove Storm troopers) the next time you manage to slip past our Coast Guard.
We Burn insurrectionists at the stake here in This Great Theocracy of ours.
Gawd bless!

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