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what is often not understood about the zionist occupational government is its connection to UFOs.

the earth jews are merely the vanguard of an interstellar conspiracy of massive purportions. the grey aliens so often seen by people on earth are a slave race of the true enemy of humanity, the space jews.


these alien invaders are as we speak issuing forth mind control transmission which blanket the globe. our only defense is the tin foil hat. only by use of this humble device can we ever be safe from the evil powers of the extraterrestrial overlords.

I dare them to probe MY thoughts. They'll go mad. :D

I dare them to probe MY thoughts. They'll go mad. :D
they are clever, they have complex filters and buffers to prevent madness seepage.

Instructions for constructing a mindcontrol defense device



1 Get a five foot sheet of aluminum foil (standard one foot wide Reynolds Wrap brand will do nicely.)
2 Fold the sheet four times into five equal segments so that you end up with a 1x1 foot square, making sure that you fold over the dull side of the foil leaving the square shiny on both sides.


3 Use scissors to cut from one corner of the square to the center, making a straight line.
4 Bend the foil from one side of the cut under the other, making a slight cone. Again, make sure that the outside of the cone has a shiny side of the foil; this is VERY important.


5 Place the cone on your head and squash the top and sides to make it fit snugly.
6 Apply Scotch tape liberally making sure to secure the cut in the foil and any form-fitting creases made in step 5.


7 Use more tape to secure AFDB to your cranium.


A Note About The Shiny Side:
It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion.

Foil Thickness:
How thick is your aluminum foil? Find out using Zapato Productions Intradimensional's Aluminum Foil Thickness Calculator (pops up into separate window, requires Javascript). If you do not have Javascript, use this formula (with grams and centimeters):

((mass / 2.702) / (width * length)) * 10000 = thickness in microns
If your foil is less than 16 microns, increase the number of layers used in construction.

Optional:
You may augment your AFDB with random bits of foil, wire, small electronic parts, etc..

Canadian coins should also be considered as they are high in nickel content. Nickel, while not having the psychotronic deflecting properties of aluminum (or even tin), can act to refract psychotronic beams, thereby helping to scrambling the mind control signals as they are deflected off of the underlying aluminum surface of the AFDB. This will result in a lowered chance of retransmission of the signal.

However, you should avoid American and European coins at all costs as they contain aluminum based mind control circuitry. Canadian coins are free of this threat mainly due to the Canadian government's choice of neglecting psychotronic research in favor of research into giant robotics.

Tips:
Tinsel is made of plastic and has no anti-psychotronic attributes.

Painting your AFDB won't degrade its abilities, so you can be mentally safe AND color-coordinated too! (However, see Corrosion below for important note about latex paint.)

"Beer can hats", though made out of aluminum cans, are not as effective as an AFDB since they have gaps inbetween the cans. You may, however, line a beer can hat with an AFDB or even glue the cans directly on an AFDB.

what is often not understood about the zionist occupational government is its connection to UFOs.

the earth jews are merely the vanguard of an interstellar conspiracy of massive purportions. the grey aliens so often seen by people on earth are a slave race of the true enemy of humanity, the space jews.


these alien invaders are as we speak issuing forth mind control transmission which blanket the globe. our only defense is the tin foil hat. only by use of this humble device can we ever be safe from the evil powers of the extraterrestrial overlords.I was about to go into a rant about how we chased off the Nazi morons on the old server and I guess we're going to have to do it again. Thanks for giving me a good laugh instead. :D

AFDB Usage
When To Use
As a matter of safety, you should wear your AFDB at all times since you never know when or where psychotronic signals will reach you. (Users of MindGuard are safe if they choose to be beanieless within its range but it would still be advisable to wear one; you never know when there will be a power failure.) Do not remove your AFDB before going to bed! When people are sleeping they are very vulnerable to mind control and need all the protection they can get.

Children and AFDBs
AFDBs are safe for use with children of any age. Toddlers and up can be fitted with an AFDB like the one described above, just bend back any excess aluminum. For newborns and infants, a full body covering of aluminum is advisable in addition to the AFDB to insure there is no psychotronic reflection through the mandible caused by the infant's usually supine position. Since a baby's skull is still knitting together giving it less natural skeletal protection, an extra layer of aluminum should be used in infant AFDB construction.

Also, it is important for pregnant women to start covering their womb with aluminum before the onset of the second trimester. This will ensure that harmful psychotronic engrams are not permanently stamped into the developing brain of your unborn child.

AFDBs for Pets
Pets are just as susceptible to psychotronics as humans -- probably even more so since they do not have as well developed a sense of self as humans do. AFDBs can and should be used to protect your pets just like you would yourself.

Pet AFDB construction is mostly the same as with human AFDBs, however size considerations need to be taken into account and adjusted accordingly. Pets with protruding, highly mounted ears such as cats, dogs, and llamas need to have holes cut into the AFDB to accommodate them. Great care must be taken when making these holes to leave enough extra aluminum to secure the hole around the base of the ear so no stray psychotronic rays leak in.

While concern for your pets' well being should be motivation enough to construct AFDBs for them, there is also another reason: any un-AFDBed entity with a central nervous system in your home -- even a beloved pet -- is a potential agent of the forces of mind control and may be used to spy on you or even bring physical harm against you. You are simply not safe with AFDBless pets in your home.

Warning signs of psychotronically affected pets:
Does your cat stare intently at empty space as if watching something?
Does your dog follow you around as if keeping track of you?
Does your goldfish seem content to merely swim around in a little bowl observing you?
Does your parrot say things that you never taught it to say, especially pro-NWO slogans?
AFDBs and Alien Abductions
Paraterrestrials (also referred to as "aliens" in the popular literature) are known to use psychotronic means of mind control to inculcate humanity to accept their evil agendas. AFDBs will work just as well against these signals as they do against human government and corporate ones.

Besides engaging in mind control, paraterrestrials are also known to conduct abductions of humans for unknown reasons (most likely for medical experiments). Most paraterrestrials that engage in abductions are too scrawny to lift humans with their arms, and so instead rely on technological means to move the abductee from his or her bed or pickup truck to the waiting UFO. Their desire to keep their subject unscathed during transit rules out their use of robotic type technologies and also requires that they restrain the abductee's movements. Research has shown that paraterrestrial abductors levitate their subject using some sort of controlled electromagnetic field, while at the same time using psychotronics to keep the subject immobile.

During the abduction, an electromagnetic field is somehow generated and controlled from afar around the abductee's body which causes him or her to levitate due to an intrinsic property of water, of which human flesh is mostly composed. This levitation effect -- called diamagnetism -- has been duplicated by human scientists, albeit only in controlled laboratory settings using bulky equipment and small animals.

While an AFDB will certainly stop the psychotronic mind control that is used to keep the abductee immobile during the levitation process, it does not seem able to stop the electromagnetic field used for levitation. However, a researcher has found a way to interfere with this field and thereby keep the paraterrestrials from being able to levitate their abductees. This technology uses an AFDB like device worn on the head that contains Velostat, an EMF shielding material which acts to disrupt the formation of the paraterrestrial's levitation field, foiling the abduction attempt. If you suspect that paraterrestrials are attempting to abduct you, I suggest using a combination of AFDB and Velostat technologies

they are clever, they have complex filters and buffers to prevent madness seepage.

No filter is foolproof. And I'm just the fool to test it.

I was about to go into a rant about how we chased off the Nazi morons on the old server and I guess we're going to have to do it again. Thanks for giving me a good laugh instead. :D


hey!!!!!!!! this is serious stuff here, you'd see that if it weren't for the mind control transmissions.

where do you think all the great scientific discovers of the jews come from? back engineered alien technology.

einstein's theory of relativity? an alien kiddy book.

the nuclear bomb? .... ah well... hmmm that one may actually have been elves but never the less...

Must try harder: somehow it worked better when you did it as SS Division Viking, but having said that, it is good to see you up to your good old evil machinations.

This stuff is copypasted from that one joke site that aso had the microscopic Black Helicopters in your bloodstream...

No filter is foolproof. And I'm just the fool to test it.
well your bold experiment for thedefense of the human race is appreciated, you will not be forgotten after the revolution.

Must try harder: somehow it worked better when you did it as SS Division Viking, but having said that, it is good to see you up to your good old evil machinations.


yeah i know, but we don't need a real nazi right now, they've come back. i DO need a new angle.

i've done space jews.
aryan by conversion.
welsh as the threat/ wog instead of zog.
gay nazi.

hmmm what to try next...

And to think that my mom told me that no good would come from my essays on the consistencies and textures of mud.

Mien Gott...

First Nazis, now crazy Nazis...

That's it, time to whip out the whipping stick...

My AFDB is securely fitted over my head. Am I safe from 0mg j3wz now?

hmmm what to try next...
A liberal atheist neo con?

THe key to defending yourself is to confuse them. You must wear a funny hat, wave a stick and shout at them. Like this:

http://www-theor.ch.cam.ac.uk/people/ardlouis/junk/demons.of.stupidity.gif

the earth jews are merely the vanguard of an interstellar conspiracy of massive purportions. the grey aliens so often seen by people on earth are a slave race of the true enemy of humanity, the space jews.

This is rapidly moving into Nation of Islam territory...

hmmm what to try next...

Do the words - "Valerie Solonas" & "The SCUM Manifesto" mean anything to you?

You weren't William S. Burroughs as well, were you? - sadly missed, that nation.

Mien Gott...

First Nazis, now crazy Nazis...

That's it, time to whip out the whipping stick...
ooooooowww spankings....


hey maybe that's it, i need an s&m nazi, one who just wants to spank the jews and put clothes pins on their....

ooooooowww spankings....


hey maybe that's it, i need an s&m nazi, one who just wants to spank the jews and put clothes pins on their....

There ya go.

This is rapidly moving into Nation of Islam territory...



Do the words - "Valerie Solonas" & "The SCUM Manifesto" mean anything to you?

You weren't William S. Burroughs as well, were you? - sadly missed, that nation.
read it, but i'm not sure i can pull it off. castration feminism is interesting. i was in a band with a lesbian who was mildly intersted in it in college, she had the female symbol /battleaxe tattoo(or was she just going to get one, i don't remember). pretty good drummer too...

A liberal atheist neo con?
i have nascarastan but he's more of a moderate patriot/nascar dad type.

i have nascarastan but he's more of a moderate patriot/nascar dad type.


HOw about a fundamentalist christian republican pornstar?

i have nascarastan but he's more of a moderate patriot/nascar dad type.
How about a Catholic Islamist? Who is working in male prostitution?

How about a Catholic Islamist? Who is working in male prostitution?

What about a Republican Communist or Liberal Nazi?

What about a Republican Communist or Liberal Nazi?
Or a facist anarchist?

Who or what is a Zog??

Who or what is a Zog??
Zog I. The first and last King of Albania.

Try an ecofem. Eco-feminism. All environmental problems are caused by men and their evil penis envy-interesting side note: Freudian historian, claiming that all political/military moves have their roots in unconscious sexual desires ("Was Napoleon compensating when he conquered Europe?)

I'm an earth Jew who wants to be a space Jew. Is there some sort of "space conversion" I can undergo?

I'm an earth Jew who wants to be a space Jew. Is there some sort of "space conversion" I can undergo?
well i think it happened to elijah and enoch

I know what you can do:

A Nazi-jew-communist-capitalist-gay-islamic-christian transvestite...

I know what you can do:

A Nazi-jew-communist-capitalist-gay-islamic-christian transvestite...
its hard to pull off that many divergent characteristics . better to focus on just a couple or you'll just have to announce what you are or no one will be able to figure it out.

The Jews aren't called "Star Children" for nothing. :D