One thing not to do
Mackistahn
14-08-2004, 20:06
Is when making a protein shake, to not pay attention, use hot water, then take a sip.
Its horrific.
Lunatic Goofballs
14-08-2004, 20:10
Is when making a protein shake, to not pay attention, use hot water, then take a sip.
Its horrific.
While that is certainly not something to do, It is but one of many. I have made it my hobby of expanding the list of things not to do. Perhaps I'll put together a personal list some time. :D
Kaziganthis
14-08-2004, 20:33
You could have stopped at 'protein shake' but that's just me.
Opal Isle
14-08-2004, 20:35
One thing not to do
making a protein shake
...agreed...
HannibalSmith
15-08-2004, 08:47
One more good example is that binge drinking and cocaine and cleaning firearms do not go together very well. I haven't been able to hear out of my left ear since 76.
Keruvalia
15-08-2004, 08:54
I would suggest never licking a steak knife.
Ernst_Rohm
15-08-2004, 08:55
shaving your head with a single blade safety razor while drunk... bad plan believe me.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-08-2004, 08:56
Ducttaping drunk people together is a horrible idea. Fun. Uproariously hilarious. But horrible. :D
BackwoodsSquatches
15-08-2004, 09:02
Brushing your teeth, and then drinking a big glass of orange juice.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-08-2004, 02:47
Brushing your teeth, and then drinking a big glass of orange juice.
ech! Yucky! :(
Enodscopia
18-08-2004, 02:58
Going swimming on the western coast of Austrailia while eating raw steak.
Don't wiz on the electric fence.
Don't wiz on the electric fence.
Nonsense, I've never experienced any problems from micturating on electric fences, this is an old wives tale. Although running into the live wire in the dark can make one "whiz" in one's trousers, especially while drinking and then looking for a place to make water.
Roscovia
18-08-2004, 06:54
I would suggest never licking a steak knife.
::sigh::
I've done that...ouch...
Arenestho
18-08-2004, 06:58
Hiking in Wales... You'll encounter plenty of electric fences, bulls, forests of nettles and other unsavoury things.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-08-2004, 06:59
Hiking in Wales... You'll encounter plenty of electric fences, bulls, forests of nettles and other unsavoury things.
Like the Welsh?
Sdaeriji
18-08-2004, 07:00
Pee by sonar.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-08-2004, 07:02
Pee by sonar.
Doesn't always work out too well. After a praticularly rowdy party, if you go into the bathroom with the light off and pee and hear, "Hey, what the fuck?!?" then you know someone passed out by the toilet.
Sdaeriji
18-08-2004, 07:04
Doesn't always work out too well. After a praticularly rowdy party, if you go into the bathroom with the light off and pee and hear, "Hey, what the fuck?!?" then you know someone passed out by the toilet.
Nope, it doesn't. It's definately one thing not to do. My roommate is a girl and she got all freaked out cause I peed by sonar one night when I came home drunk.
Cyberous
18-08-2004, 07:22
Nope, it doesn't. It's definately one thing not to do. My roommate is a girl and she got all freaked out cause I peed by sonar one night when I came home drunk.
*doesnt understand why flicking a light switch or sitting down for guys is SO much trouble*
and to add to the list...
Never run for public transport in five inch platforms. Actually, without the platforms. You're always going to fall over and the driver will always pull away after noticing you running first anyway.