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Least controversial thread ever

Joey P
14-08-2004, 15:47
Is Jesus a republican or a democrat, and what's his position on the israeli/palestinian conflict?
Jeruselem
14-08-2004, 15:57
Jesus would have been a Democrat as the Romans would have been Republican. As for the israeli/palestinian issue, it did not exist. No Moslems around 1 CE/AD.
Kanabia
14-08-2004, 16:05
Neither. Jesus was a terrorist.
Spratt
14-08-2004, 16:22
Jesus supports the Green Party. Also, before becoming the head of a religion, he was Jewish. So he'd support Isreal.
_Susa_
14-08-2004, 16:25
Support Israel, and be Republican. BEcuase he uses common sense, and does not support gay marriage.
Chess Squares
14-08-2004, 16:25
Neither. Jesus was a terrorist.
he was a transvestite pot head terrorist
Conceptualists
14-08-2004, 16:26
and does not support gay marriage.
Oh yeah, I remember that from Homophobe Chapter 3 verse 25
Conceptualists
14-08-2004, 16:27
Jesus supports the Green Party. Also, before becoming the head of a religion, he was Jewish. So he'd support Isreal.
All Jews support Isreal?

:confused:

Also, wasn't he always Jewish?