NationStates Jolt Archive


Should Olympic Athletes be Naked?

_Susa_
14-08-2004, 15:43
What do you think?
Berkylvania
14-08-2004, 15:45
Imagine the sun burn for the summer games and the wind burn for the winter ones.
The Black New World
14-08-2004, 15:46
Anything for the sake of historical authenticity…
Lotringen
14-08-2004, 15:46
Yes! the woman at last. some of them look very delicous :D
Peycharmant
14-08-2004, 16:08
Yes! the woman at last. some of them look very delicous :D
I suppose your are speaking of the haletrophile competitor? :D
Ashmoria
14-08-2004, 16:08
didnt the us team show up nekkid for the first olympics??

of COURSE they should be naked. its the olympics for gods sake

AND

our military uniforms should be redesigned to have our soldiers wearing "skirts" into battle. and they should be required to get their hair done before battle.
Mr Basil Fawlty
14-08-2004, 16:15
Of course they have to be naked. How can anybody have against authenticity :D
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
14-08-2004, 16:24
Being naked would help improve aerodynamics.
The Most Glorious Hack
14-08-2004, 16:27
No, I'd rather not watch a bunch of naked 9-13 year olds, thanks.
Demented Hamsters
14-08-2004, 16:29
What about the shot-putters and weight-lifters?
It'd certainly put me off my dinner.
If they'd been naked, Linford Christie would have always tripped over at the start.
_Susa_
14-08-2004, 16:31
Being naked would help improve aerodynamics.
lol!
Myrth
14-08-2004, 18:33
PLEASE GOD NOT THE FEMALE SHOT-PUTTERS :eek:
Kwangistar
14-08-2004, 18:34
I'll take a pass on the offer, thanks.
Adjen
14-08-2004, 18:37
Oh shoot, why not? Would make pairs ice-skating more interesting if nothing else.

As for the guy that mentioned skirts and hair for the US soldiers, he watches too much Eddie Izzard. "The 1st Brigaide Transvestite Airborne"
Gigatron
14-08-2004, 19:15
Those swimmers (male and female) sure would look better if they were naked. And I think more people would watch the Olympics if it had some eye candy :)
Roach-Busters
14-08-2004, 19:31
What do you think?

If there were any good-looking athletes, I'd say yes. :p
_Susa_
14-08-2004, 20:05
Yes. Because everybody wants to see naked people!
Kaziganthis
14-08-2004, 20:23
My problem is that a great deal of countries' national religions wouldn't allow them to compete naked. Just recently, some islamic countries allowed women to swim since the new suits cover all of their bodies.

Also, you do realize that a lot of the gymnasts and divers are under 18, right?

And as far as historical accuracy is concerned, women only had one athletic competition to compete in (I forgot the city), and the greeks probably didn't see much snow...
_Susa_
14-08-2004, 20:25
Also, you do realize that a lot of the gymnasts and divers are under 18, right?
Hehe. Hehe.
Lunatic Goofballs
14-08-2004, 20:27
Stark Raving Naked. :D

Other countries don't want to compete? They don't want to join in the global harmony and spirit of peaceful competition the Olympics represents? Well, what else is new? Boycotting olympics is as old as the olympics itself. Even the U.S. has done it, for which I'm somewhat ashamed of.