NationStates Jolt Archive

Nifty little test here ...

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My results (not surprising):

1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (97%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (92%)
4. Liberal Quakers (86%)
5. New Age (85%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (84%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
8. Jainism (73%)
9. Hinduism (71%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (62%)
11. New Thought (60%)
12. Reform Judaism (57%)
13. Taoism (55%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (51%)
15. Sikhism (50%)
16. Secular Humanism (47%)
17. Scientology (45%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (45%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (37%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (36%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (35%)
24. Islam (30%)
25. Nontheist (26%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (25%)
27. Roman Catholic (25%)

I took this a while ago, and don't recall my exact results. It did however label me as a Secular Humanist, which I guess I agree with. What did surprise me somewhat was how vehemently opposed it put me to JEhovah's Witnesses and the Roman Catholic faith, both scoring somewhere around 5-10%.

Drumroll please...

*drumroll*

I ain't no Orthadox Quaker, I'm a Catholic, shoot...

1. Hinduism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (95%)
3. Jainism (88%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (87%)
5. Neo-Pagan (82%)
6. Liberal Quakers (80%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
8. Sikhism (70%)
9. New Age (70%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (67%)
11. Taoism (62%)
12. New Thought (58%)
13. Reform Judaism (57%)
14. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
15. Scientology (55%)
16. Orthodox Judaism (52%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (52%)
18. Secular Humanism (52%)
19. Islam (44%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%)
21. Nontheist (36%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (33%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%)
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (19%)
26. Roman Catholic (19%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (19%)

here's my results.....


1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (98%)
3. Nontheist (89%)
4. Secular Humanism (89%)
5. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (86%)
6. Neo-Pagan (86%)
7. Liberal Quakers (80%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (78%)
9. New Thought (77%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (68%)
11. Scientology (67%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (65%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (65%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (62%)
15. Reform Judaism (62%)
16. Sikhism (58%)
17. Taoism (56%)
18. New Age (52%)
19. Hinduism (50%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (48%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (42%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (33%)
23. Islam (33%)
24. Jainism (33%)
25. Roman Catholic (33%)
26. Orthodox Quaker (28%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)

Here are mine, and I would like to note that I am a Conservative Christian/Protestant in real life. I am Lutheran.


1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Eastern Orthodox (89%)
3. Roman Catholic (89%)
4. Orthodox Quaker (83%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (82%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (81%)
7. Jehovah's Witness (64%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (63%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
10. Islam (57%)
11. Hinduism (53%)
12. Sikhism (50%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (40%)
14. Liberal Quakers (39%)
15. Reform Judaism (39%)
16. Unitarian Universalism (34%)
17. Jainism (34%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (30%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)
21. Scientology (26%)
22. New Thought (25%)
23. Neo-Pagan (24%)
24. New Age (17%)
25. Nontheist (17%)
26. Secular Humanism (15%)
27. Taoism (11%)

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Liberal Quakers (87%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (85%)
5. Nontheist (83%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
7. Neo-Pagan (67%)
8. Taoism (63%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (52%)
10. New Age (51%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (48%)
14. Reform Judaism (39%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
16. New Thought (38%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
18. Scientology (31%)
19. Jainism (30%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (27%)
21. Sikhism (27%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
23. Hinduism (18%)
24. Islam (13%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (13%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (8%)
27. Roman Catholic (8%)

1. Islam (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
3. Sikhism (85%)
4. Reform Judaism (85%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (80%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (70%)
7. Jainism (68%)
8. Orthodox Quaker (68%)
9. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (60%)
10. Liberal Quakers (60%)
11. Jehovah's Witness (58%)
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (54%)
13. Eastern Orthodox (53%)
14. Roman Catholic (53%)
15. Seventh Day Adventist (53%)
16. Hinduism (51%)
17. Unitarian Universalism (48%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (48%)
19. Neo-Pagan (41%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (37%)
21. New Age (32%)
22. Scientology (32%)
23. Secular Humanism (26%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)
25. New Thought (24%)
26. Taoism (20%)
27. Nontheist (20%)


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Like I mentioned earlier.. 100% Muslim and 100% Orthodox Jew.. :)

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (82%)
4. Nontheist (76%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
7. Neo-Pagan (61%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
9. New Age (47%)
10. New Thought (46%)
11. Taoism (41%)
12. Scientology (37%)
13. Reform Judaism (36%)
14. Bahá'í Faith (34%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (33%)
17. Jehovah's Witness (27%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (22%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (14%)
20. Sikhism (14%)
21. Hinduism (7%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (0%)
23. Islam (0%)
24. Jainism (0%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (0%)
26. Roman Catholic (0%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (92%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Neo-Pagan (77%)
5. Secular Humanism (77%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (77%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (71%)
8. New Age (68%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (66%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (59%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)
12. Nontheist (56%)
13. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (53%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (49%)
15. Reform Judaism (46%)
16. Jainism (45%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
18. Taoism (43%)
19. New Thought (41%)
20. Sikhism (36%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (36%)
22. Scientology (32%)
23. Hinduism (31%)
24. Islam (31%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
27. Roman Catholic (23%)

odd.. considering i answered basically all questions as an agnostic/humanist, and definitely don't believe in any trinity. and i'm nearly a protestant???

HA! I'm a Muslim! 93%, but still a high number! I knew it I knew it I knew it! I may disagree with my religon in certain issues, but deep down...I'm a Muslim.

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Islam (93%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (93%)
4. Bah᧭ Faith (87%)
5. Sikhism (86%)
6. Liberal Quakers (82%)
7. Unitarian Universalism (71%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
9. Jainism (67%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (67%)
11. Neo-Pagan (63%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (57%)
13. New Age (56%)
14. Scientology (53%)
15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (50%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (50%)
17. Hinduism (46%)
18. New Thought (45%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (44%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (44%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (41%)
22. Roman Catholic (41%)
23. Secular Humanism (41%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (39%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
26. Taoism (32%)
27. Nontheist (21%)

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (93%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)
4. Neo-Pagan (92%)
5. New Age (92%)
6. New Thought (81%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (79%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (67%)
10. Secular Humanism (66%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (65%)
12. Scientology (65%)
13. Reform Judaism (62%)
14. Taoism (61%)
15. Jainism (59%)
16. Hinduism (58%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (55%)
18. Sikhism (45%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (41%)
20. Nontheist (41%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (31%)
24. Islam (26%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (26%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (19%)
27. Roman Catholic (19%)

odd since last time i took this test it rated me as 100% neopaganism which is alot closer to what i believe

0.0 orthodox quaker?!?!?!?!?!?

i'm Catholic! hmmm.... weird test.... but how can you really make a correct test if everyone's spiritual life is individual, unique and different?

In real life, I'm a reform Jew. I'd say this is semi-accurate - and #27 being in that spot makes perfect sense.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (99%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (97%)
4. Liberal Quakers (93%)
5. Reform Judaism (90%)
6. New Age (90%)
7. Sikhism (89%)
8. Hinduism (88%)
9. Jainism (87%)
10. New Thought (85%)
11. Theravada Buddhism (79%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (77%)
13. Scientology (77%)
14. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
15. Orthodox Judaism (67%)
16. Islam (56%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (56%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
19. Secular Humanism (51%)
20. Taoism (49%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (32%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (27%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)
25. Nontheist (25%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
27. Roman Catholic (23%)

HA! I'm a Muslim! 93%, but still a high number! I knew it I knew it I knew it! I may disagree with my religon in certain issues, but deep down...I'm a Muslim.



who knew it would be so similar to be muslim or reformed judaism?

i got 100% secular humanist, a term i despise

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (91%)
3. Mahayana Buddhism (89%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (84%)
5. Hinduism (84%)
6. Sikhism (84%)
7. New Thought (78%)
8. Scientology (74%)
9. Reform Judaism (73%)
10. Jainism (72%)
11. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
12. Liberal Quakers (68%)
13. Taoism (62%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (59%)
15. Bahá'í Faith (58%)
16. Orthodox Judaism (56%)
17. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (55%)
18. Islam (45%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
20. Secular Humanism (44%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (29%)
23. Nontheist (23%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (22%)
25. Roman Catholic (22%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (18%)

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (98%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
4. Liberal Quakers (84%)
5. Nontheist (81%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (66%)
7. Neo-Pagan (65%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (58%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (52%)
10. Taoism (52%)
11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)
12. Reform Judaism (47%)
13. New Age (46%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (38%)
15. New Thought (38%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (33%)
17. Sikhism (33%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)
19. Scientology (32%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (25%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
22. Islam (17%)
23. Jainism (17%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (17%)
25. Roman Catholic (17%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (13%)
27. Hinduism (6%)

Atheist in real life. I'm suprised Hinduism is so far down the list.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (91%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
5. Neo-Pagan (75%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (66%)
7. New Age (61%)
8. Nontheist (56%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (53%)
10. Reform Judaism (52%)
11. New Thought (51%)
12. Taoism (49%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (46%)
15. Scientology (46%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (45%)
17. Sikhism (40%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
19. Hinduism (35%)
20. Jainism (35%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (30%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (21%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (15%)
26. Islam (15%)
27. Roman Catholic (15%)

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) The mixed bag religion. Accurate considering that I call myself a religious scavenger.
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%) I was partially raised as a Lutheran, although it never quite took and I never really paid any attention. I was usually too bored to listen. Although I did find a few ways around some of the teaching that I did pay attention to.
3. Mahayana Buddhism (84%) Buddhism is a really great religion, I like it a lot
4. Theravada Buddhism (84%) Buddhism is a really great religion, I like it a lot
5. Liberal Quakers (80%)
6. New Age (76%)
7. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (74%)
8. New Thought (74%)
9. Neo-Pagan (73%) I’ve done some research in the past and liked what I saw
10. Scientology (67%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (66%)
12. Nontheist (60%)
13. Secular Humanism (60%)
14. Taoism (60%) I might have put this a tad higher

I would also throw Satanism somewhere into the fray but they don‘t have it listed. I’d put it somewhere around 50%. Another religion that I’ve been wanting to do research on is Shinto. I’d do that right now if my connection wasn’t so horrible. Damn this wireless network.

Isn't Satanism a religion that isn't entirely on an evil-side? I mean, I remeber reading something about it, and the belief of god and whatnot.

Oh yeah, and that Secular Humanism stuff sounds pretty good to me...

Isn't Satanism a religion that isn't entirely on an evil-side? I mean, I remeber reading something about it, and the belief of god and whatnot.

Oh yeah, and that Secular Humanism stuff sounds pretty good to me...
The nine Satanin Statements

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

But I like The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth most

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

To learn more go to http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html and click the Theory-Practice button on the left.

Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (94%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)
4. Liberal Quakers (92%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (74%)
6. Nontheist (68%)
7. Neo-Pagan (68%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (67%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (57%)
10. New Age (55%)
11. New Thought (52%)
12. Jehovah's Witness (52%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (49%)
14. Reform Judaism (47%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (46%)
16. Scientology (43%)
17. Taoism (42%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (38%)
20. Jainism (25%)
21. Sikhism (23%)
22. Hinduism (20%)
23. Islam (16%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (5%)
27. Roman Catholic (5%)

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (86%)
3. Seventh Day Adventist (75%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (73%)
5. Roman Catholic (73%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (62%)
8. Islam (47%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (47%)
10. Liberal Quakers (45%)
11. Jehovah's Witness (41%)
12. Unitarian Universalism (41%)
13. Reform Judaism (38%)
14. Hinduism (34%)
15. Sikhism (32%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (31%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (29%)
18. Nontheist (26%)
19. New Thought (25%)
20. Mahayana Buddhism (25%)
21. Theravada Buddhism (25%)
22. Scientology (24%)
23. Neo-Pagan (24%)
24. Jainism (22%)
25. New Age (22%)
26. Taoism (22%)
27. Secular Humanism (21%)

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (95%)
4. Liberal Quakers (92%)
5. Neo-Pagan (84%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (79%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (77%)
8. Secular Humanism (71%)
9. Sikhism (69%)
10. Islam (68%)
11. New Age (66%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (64%)
13. New Thought (64%)
14. Scientology (61%)
15. Nontheist (58%)
16. Hinduism (54%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (52%)
18. Jainism (50%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (49%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)
21. Orthodox Quaker (48%)
22. Taoism (46%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (42%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (41%)
25. Roman Catholic (41%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (38%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

I'm suprised Atheist isn't on there anywhere.... Disappointed that it isn't too.

The top one doesn't surprise me... Since I am a Buddhist (believe ir ot not a white Canuck)... ^_^ except I'm a follower of Zen and not Theravada. I also fit it fitting that the religion I was baptised is at the bottom of the list, since I disagree with it.

Also interesting, it got the same percentage as Eastern Orthodox; both religions are what my family follows; I'm the non-conformer.


1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (92%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (91%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (90%)
6. Neo-Pagan (85%)
7. New Age (80%)
8. Taoism (74%)
9. Jainism (72%)
10. New Thought (72%)
11. Secular Humanism (70%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (69%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (66%)
14. Hinduism (64%)
15. Reform Judaism (62%)
16. Scientology (59%)
17. Sikhism (53%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (52%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (49%)
20. Nontheist (44%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (43%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (34%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (31%)
25. Islam (23%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
27. Roman Catholic (11%)

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (95%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (91%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (78%)
5. Roman Catholic (78%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
7. Islam (72%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (72%)
9. Jehovah's Witness (69%)
10. Seventh Day Adventist (64%)
11. Reform Judaism (53%)
12. Sikhism (52%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (50%)
14. Hinduism (48%)
15. Liberal Quakers (46%)
16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
18. New Thought (39%)
19. Jainism (39%)
20. Scientology (38%)
21. Theravada Buddhism (38%)
22. Unitarian Universalism (37%)
23. Neo-Pagan (36%)
24. New Age (34%)
25. Nontheist (28%)
26. Secular Humanism (27%)
27. Taoism (24%)

Chalk up the first Catholic

1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)
2. Roman Catholic (100%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (93%)
4. Seventh Day Adventist (90%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%)
6. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (81%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (78%)
8. Liberal Quakers (68%)
9. Hinduism (66%)
10. Islam (65%)
11. Reform Judaism (62%)
12. Sikhism (61%)
13. Bahá'í Faith (59%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (54%)
15. Jehovah's Witness (54%)
16. Unitarian Universalism (49%)
17. Jainism (38%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (35%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (34%)
20. New Age (32%)
21. Neo-Pagan (31%)
22. New Thought (30%)
23. Taoism (30%)
24. Secular Humanism (29%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)
26. Nontheist (24%)
27. Scientology (23%)

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (92%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (77%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
6. Neo-Pagan (75%)
7. Secular Humanism (73%)
8. New Age (66%)
9. Taoism (65%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (63%)
11. Reform Judaism (61%)
12. Jainism (56%)
13. New Thought (51%)
14. Sikhism (51%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (50%)
16. Nontheist (44%)
17. Hinduism (44%)
18. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
20. Scientology (38%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (29%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
24. Islam (21%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (13%)
27. Roman Catholic (13%)

It is always funny when the religion you were raised in and is practiced at the school you attend is at the bottom.
Though none of these fit. I believe in a religion/philosophy of my own creation. It's actually a philosophy plus a mythology, but arn't all religions that? ;)
If anyone is interesed to know, my religion is basically paganism with some of the 9 Satanic statements and some mythology thrown in.

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. New Age (95%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (95%)
4. Neo-Pagan (93%)
5. Reform Judaism (85%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (74%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (73%)
9. Sikhism (62%)
10. New Thought (61%)
11. Secular Humanism (61%)
12. Jainism (58%)
13. Theravada Buddhism (56%)
14. Scientology (54%)
15. Taoism (53%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (53%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (52%)
18. Hinduism (47%)
19. Islam (44%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
21. Nontheist (34%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
26. Roman Catholic (16%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (14%)

Since I am a Quaker, this was terribly convenient. Although, I am troubled by Scientology being number 14...

The nine Satanin Statements

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

But I like The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth most

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

To learn more go to http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html and click the Theory-Practice button on the left.


Actually most of those sound pretty good in an idealogic standpoint...sort of an eye-for-an-eye theory thrown in there, too. Though the whole magic thing just lost me...

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (86%)
3. Liberal Quakers (83%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
6. Neo-Pagan (72%)
7. Nontheist (63%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (61%)
9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (60%)
10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (53%)
11. New Age (53%)
12. Taoism (51%)
13. Reform Judaism (50%)
14. New Thought (49%)
15. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
16. Sikhism (43%)
17. Scientology (41%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (33%)
21. Hinduism (31%)
22. Jainism (31%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (20%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
25. Islam (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)

Wow. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Actually most of those sound pretty good in an idealogic standpoint...sort of an eye-for-an-eye theory thrown in there, too. Though the whole magic thing just lost me...

Well, if magic's worked for you, it says believe it. If not, there's no need. It's basically on the side of science- if you've never seen it work, there's no reason to believe it. Or such is my understanding.

Anyway, here's my reading:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (88%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)
4. Secular Humanism (75%)
5. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (75%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (72%)
8. Neo-Pagan (68%)
9. Taoism (68%)
10. New Age (66%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (62%)
12. New Thought (61%)
13. Nontheist (59%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (59%)
15. Scientology (55%)
16. Jainism (51%)
17. Reform Judaism (48%)
18. Hinduism (45%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (45%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (43%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (33%)
23. Sikhism (30%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
25. Islam (24%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
27. Roman Catholic (9%)

9% Catholic? How did I get that high?

Interesting. This "Orthodox Quaker" result has happened twice for me, even though that's not what I am. In real life, I consider myself a liberal protestant, a Methodist. I didn't feel the test quite gave me the opportunity to express exactly what I believe. (I took it another time and that time, "liberal" came up as the #2 choice, though.)

1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Eastern Orthodox (92%)
3. Roman Catholic (92%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (90%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (88%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (71%)
8. Liberal Quakers (69%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (68%)
10. Islam (65%)
11. Sikhism (59%)
12. Unitarian Universalism (57%)
13. Hinduism (57%)
14. Reform Judaism (57%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (52%)
16. Theravada Buddhism (48%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
18. Jainism (46%)
19. Neo-Pagan (45%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (40%)
21. New Age (37%)
22. Scientology (34%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (31%)
24. Taoism (31%)
25. New Thought (27%)
26. Secular Humanism (25%)
27. Nontheist (18%)

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (94%)
3. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (89%)
4. Neo-Pagan (88%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (86%)
6. New Thought (81%)
7. Unitarian Universalism (81%)
8. New Age (79%)
9. Liberal Quakers (77%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (71%)
11. Jehovah's Witness (69%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (67%)
13. Hinduism (63%)
14. Sikhism (58%)
15. Theravada Buddhism (57%)
16. Scientology (56%)
17. Taoism (52%)
18. Jainism (51%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (49%)
20. Reform Judaism (47%)
21. Secular Humanism (45%)
22. Nontheist (37%)
23. Orthodox Quaker (33%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (29%)
25. Roman Catholic (29%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
27. Islam (21%)

That is so pathetically wrong that it isn't funny... the quiz is seriously biased towards Xian religions.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (96%)
3. Liberal Quakers (83%)
4. Nontheist (77%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
7. Neo-Pagan (64%)
8. Taoism (50%)
9. New Age (47%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (41%)
11. Reform Judaism (40%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (37%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
16. New Thought (28%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (27%)
18. Sikhism (26%)
19. Scientology (25%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (24%)
21. Jainism (24%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
23. Hinduism (14%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (11%)
25. Islam (11%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (11%)
27. Roman Catholic (11%)

Not worth taking, my religion isn't on it.
*heres a hint, its in my name*