No one
Opal Isle
13-08-2004, 07:08
Eh, this is a parody of the "Everyone" thread (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=348230), but I don't have long ass BS to quote. Have fun.
CannibalChrist
13-08-2004, 07:10
Eh, this is a parody of the "Everyone" thread, but I don't have long ass BS to quote. Have fun.
infidel:D
Mezzaluna
13-08-2004, 07:12
No donuts for you!
Opal Isle
13-08-2004, 07:13
No donuts for you!
No one ever thinks about pronoun antecedents on these forums...
CannibalChrist
13-08-2004, 07:15
No one ever thinks about pronoun antecedents on these forums...
nope, they sure don't... a pity really, well actaully not.
Mezzaluna
13-08-2004, 07:16
Fine, no donuts for you, Opal Isle.
Sheesh, being that this thread is mocking the one where donuts are being compared to Christ's forgiveness, I should think that my meaning should be obvious in context.
Once again, I have overestimated my fellow man. *Sigh*
Homocracy
13-08-2004, 07:16
No donuts for you!
No, we all get doughnuts, we just don't have to eat them.
Southern Industrial
13-08-2004, 07:19
Agnostism is about saving no one, so sayth the great Sigfried Agnos, father of our faith.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-08-2004, 07:20
People used to tell me to 'take a flying leap through a rolling doughnut'. I eventually tried it. After several dozen failed and often catastrophic attempts, I stopped. I now take long walks off of short piers. :D
Mezzaluna
13-08-2004, 07:20
Agnostism is about saving no one, so sayth the great Sigfried Agnos, father of our faith.
Cool. Can I have your donut, then?
CannibalChrist
13-08-2004, 07:22
Agnostism is about saving no one, so sayth the great Sigfried Agnos, father of our faith.
you know old sig was really one of santa's elves don't you?
Opal Isle
13-08-2004, 07:22
(psst...this thread is really just a scheme for me to collect multiple donuts so I can make myself a couple bearclaws...)
(Letila's response: Effin Capitalist...)
CannibalChrist
13-08-2004, 07:24
Cool. Can I have your donut, then?
oh course i don't really have to do push up for each, one brutal agonizing death and all you little monkeys are good to go. maybe we should have had a last breakfast instead though, that does have a sorta groovy appeal. donuts and oj for sacrements.
CannibalChrist
13-08-2004, 07:26
People used to tell me to 'take a flying leap through a rolling doughnut'. I eventually tried it. After several dozen failed and often catastrophic attempts, I stopped. I now take long walks off of short piers. :D
its okay as long as you walk off them in the right direction.
Mezzaluna
13-08-2004, 07:27
oh course i don't really have to do push up for each, one brutal agonizing death and all you little monkeys are good to go. maybe we should have had a last breakfast instead though, that does have a sorta groovy appeal. donuts and oj for sacrements.
Ooooo...that would have been cool. Whoever your PR guy was back then should have thought of that. Although I suppose he could have been going with a chic sort of French bistro feel with the whole "bread and wine" bit.
Good thing you weren't crucified the morning after Monday Night Football. We'd all be having a sacrament of beer and pretzels, which seems rather irreverent, somehow.
The Island of Rose
13-08-2004, 07:29
Actually this is the true purpose of the thread
+1
Wow...it took that long for a thread like this to show up? Wow, I'm disappointed.
And think, the first flame wasn't even in the first 5 posts on my original thread!
Come on guys! Get on the ball!!! ;)