Glue: A useful tool or a widely abused drug?
Should glue be banned? Do you use glue often? Did the stepler kill most of the glue industry? Is it used only for drugs now?
Discuss.
Kernlandia
13-08-2004, 01:49
fuck glue, it's all about duct tape.
unless, of course, it's the preschool marshmallow glue designed to be edible because the kids'll eat it anyway.
Lord-General Drache
13-08-2004, 01:53
fuck glue, it's all about duct tape.
unless, of course, it's the preschool marshmallow glue designed to be edible because the kids'll eat it anyway.
Hehe...ahh..the many joys of duct tape.They use that stuff on the Space Shuttle.
...This is the first I've heard of edible glue..sadly,I wanna try some.
Tellenthion
13-08-2004, 01:57
Duct tape. Man, you can do anything with that stuff. I made a brother.
Duct tape? Stapler! The stapler can do anything...
I'd have to say tool, as I've use it as such at least three times as much as the other use.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-08-2004, 03:17
Glue is neither. It's a toy. :D
Glue is a mischief-maker's best friend!
Communist Mississippi
13-08-2004, 03:21
Glue can be kept around in the form of glue sticks, but liquid glue must be banned! Liquid glue is too easy to get high from.
Maybe we should just totally ban all glue and switch to using tape and sticky tack.
BackwoodsSquatches
13-08-2004, 03:49
A shovel is just a tool, until you smack your brother in the face with it.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-08-2004, 03:51
A shovel is just a tool, until you smack your brother in the face with it.
Then it becomes a toy. ;)
BackwoodsSquatches
13-08-2004, 03:54
Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye....
Chess Squares
13-08-2004, 04:23
Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye....
and glues it back in
A shovel is just a tool, until you smack your brother in the face with it.
Good point. We should ban shovels.
Dont forget forks. They're fun too.
Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye....
The untold dangers of playing scrabble....
BackwoodsSquatches
13-08-2004, 04:44
Glue is neither. It's a toy. :D
Glue is a mischief-maker's best friend!
From what I hear...so is chloroform.
New Fubaria
13-08-2004, 04:55
Glue, paint thinner, Liquid Paper, spray paint, insecticide...it's all good. Especially with a tequila chaser....
:p
I hope this topic is a joke...I'd hate to think anyone would seriously consider banning glue because an incredibly small minority misuse it.
But then again, that's the saem rationale behind banning "violent" video games, so who knows...
Monkeypimp
13-08-2004, 05:14
Gaffer Tape > *
Seket-Hetep
13-08-2004, 05:24
the answer is yes
Glue can be kept around in the form of glue sticks, but liquid glue must be banned! Liquid glue is too easy to get high from.
Maybe we should just totally ban all glue and switch to using tape and sticky tack.
Maybe we should just ban stupidity. Better yet, let evolution take its course and clean the gene pool of idiots who sniff $solventysubstance.
If Joe Moron wasn't sniffing glue, he'd be sniffing gasoline or paint thinner or the gods know what.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-08-2004, 06:06
From what I hear...so is chloroform.
I can confirm that. ;)
Mezzaluna
13-08-2004, 06:44
Bah...did you know you can't buy a carton of eggs after midnight any more? They might be used for *gasp* mischief. And of course the cold medicine is all under lock and key, lest it be used for making meth.
Soon we're gonna need a license to buy everything. :(
Ah, well. Until then, there's always shaving cream and toilet paper for mischief, and whipped cream for all your inhalation needs. (NOT that I recommend it. I tried "doing whippets" ONCE. Asphyxiation=bad.)
Bah...did you know you can't buy a carton of eggs after midnight any more? They might be used for *gasp* mischief. And of course the cold medicine is all under lock and key, lest it be used for making meth.
Soon we're gonna need a license to buy everything. :(
Ah, well. Until then, there's always shaving cream and toilet paper for mischief, and whipped cream for all your inhalation needs. (NOT that I recommend it. I tried "doing whippets" ONCE. Asphyxiation=bad.)
Yes. We must also ban all spices that may be mistaken for some sniffing drug... Like nutmeg... and salt...
Josh Dollins
13-08-2004, 08:12
hell no! This is insanity.
hell no! This is insanity.
It may be insanity but its SMART insanity!
Seosavists
13-08-2004, 12:18
what about puting poision in glue so they kill themselves then we dont have deal with any guilt and its less work
Corpulent Sorrow
13-08-2004, 12:27
Forget glue... cling wrap and string are the big killers.
Seosavists
13-08-2004, 12:55
dont forget cushions the deadly killer
Glue can be kept around in the form of glue sticks, but liquid glue must be banned! Liquid glue is too easy to get high from.
Maybe we should just totally ban all glue and switch to using tape and sticky tack.
Liquid glue? it's gaseous glue we have to be worried about! I'd like to see you try to sniff a liquid!