Squornshelous
12-08-2004, 03:38
Promises that I can make to you:
If elected Dictator, I will:
-persecute the rich.
-persecute the poor.
-persecute the middle class.
-persecute animals.
-persecute plants.
-take all of your money and use it to blow up random cities.
-make the national anthem "Fortunate Son", and then send everybody to war in some made up country.
-eat all of your food.
-burn things.
-make up words that are actually cool.
-ban certain types of cheese.
-eat said types of cheese while watching TV.
-make every channel Telemundo.
Vote Squorn, and you shall ph33r my m4d Dict4t0r 5killz!
If elected Dictator, I will:
-persecute the rich.
-persecute the poor.
-persecute the middle class.
-persecute animals.
-persecute plants.
-take all of your money and use it to blow up random cities.
-make the national anthem "Fortunate Son", and then send everybody to war in some made up country.
-eat all of your food.
-burn things.
-make up words that are actually cool.
-ban certain types of cheese.
-eat said types of cheese while watching TV.
-make every channel Telemundo.
Vote Squorn, and you shall ph33r my m4d Dict4t0r 5killz!