NationStates Jolt Archive

(Thanks to Nazi Weaponised Virus for the idea)

Ladies, Gentlemen and Genderqueers!

Sick of all the seperate and extremely annoying vote for me threads? Well make your nominations for World Dictator now, in this one thread!

We need 15 nominations before we can hold an election! More nominations improves your chance to get elected! And yes, you can nominate yourself.

The current nominations are:

Kanabia - By default. Naturally.
Josephland - 1 nomination
The Isle of Rose - 1 nomination
Nazi Weaponised Virus - 1 nomination
Insane Troll - 1 nomination
Squornshelous - 1 nomination
Lunatic Goofballs - 1 nomination
Japaica - 1 nomination
The Zoogie People - 1 nomination
The Great Cornholio - 1 nomination
Praetonia - 1 nomination

Pending Acceptance: Berkylvania (1), Stephistan (1), violet (1)

I nominate Berkylvania. And Stephistan.

Oh yeah. And they have to accept the nomination before i'll put them up too.

I do nominate myself; I don't normally hop onto the forum, and that will be part of my platform. And I also nominate violet.

I nominate myself on the fact that I am unrealitically sexy

I nominate myself as it was my idea :D , I will stand as a Liberal Candidate

My stance will be moderate ;)

My stance will be corrupt. And immoral. I'll sleep with as many secretaries as I can and invade...umm....Poland. Yeah. Oh wait, that's been done. How about...Italy. That'll do.

*Bump*

Come on we need another 11.

Comeon people! Voting in the world dictatorship is not voluntary and if you don't vote, you will be punished when I am elected. I mean. When the candidate gets elected.

I nominate myself to run on the "I don't give a fuck" platform.

I nominate myself.

My policy will be to promote financial equlity between all classes. No more shall business leaders live the high life while the poor go homeless. I promise to cheat all of you out of your money so that everyone is homeless.

Remember!

A Vote for Squorn is a Vote for Equality!

The Island of Rose speaks for the people.

If elected I will:

Give you lots of rights
You will receive free money
I will riverdance

The other candidates, they'll just leave you alone to suffer, plus they're ugly :D

I nominate myself.

My policy will be to promote financial equlity between all classes. No more shall business leaders live the high life while the poor go homeless. I promise to cheat all of you out of your money so that everyone is homeless.

Remember!

A Vote for Squorn is a Vote for Equality!

Hey! You basically stole my platform.

How about vice presidency when I win?

The Island of Rose speaks for the people.

If elected I will:

Give you lots of rights
You will receive free money
I will riverdance

The other candidates, they'll just leave you alone to suffer, plus they're ugly :D

I'm the sexiest by far.

Check me out.

I'm the sexiest by far.

Check me out.

Your big head limits your sex appeal i'm afraid. :D

Hey! You basically stole my platform.

How about vice presidency when I win?

Sure, and when I win you get veep.

A vote for NWV Means....

- Liberalisation, more investment into Public Services and a World Class Healthcare system.

- Armed Forces Investment, to create a Rapid Reaction Force Capable of dealing with threats quickly.

- Higher taxation on the wealthy, to remove some of the burden on the Middle Classes and allow for greater revenue.

- Better Relations abroad, with other nations.

- Better Welfare system - A free flat for anyone who successfully applies.

- More regulation on business, in terms of Consumer Rights, Environmental Issues and Workers Rights.

- And subsidization of the Porn Industry.

- As well as The firework Industry.

- And the public flogging of muggers.

How is a Troll sexy?

If I am elected I'll kill all conservatives, right after torturing them.

Hey lets limit the advertising to the actual election thread guys and save this one for nominations only.

Sure, and when I win you get veep.

Deal.

If I'm elected, you can do anything you want, and I won't care in the least.

Unless it bothers me, then you're dead.

How is a Troll sexy?

If I am elected I'll kill all conservatives, right after torturing them.

Didn't you see Shrek?

.....I'm not sure how that movie shows that trolls are sexy....but who cares?

*Starts breakdancing to get attention* *BUMP* *Hurts neck*

I nominate myself on the platform that Zoogies is an excessively cool and uber word. Zoogies r0x0rs!

I will do absolutey nothing as your dictator; therefore, a vote for Zoogies is a vote for absolutely nothing! More freedom for you, my little minion - I mean, fellow Nation-States! I see no need for any sort of beauracracy, and will spread cherubity and zoogification and floccinaucinihilipilification and antipseudocontraneoantidisestablishmentarianistically and other exceedingly cool words around the forums!

Vote for me! 73h Zoogies are l333333337!

Dictatorship is not exactly my cup of tea. People are waaay too needy and whiney.

However, if you need a new omnipotent supreme being guy, I'm your candidate! :D

I nominate myself on the platform that Zoogies is an excessively cool and uber word. Zoogies r0x0rs!

I will do absolutey nothing as your dictator; therefore, a vote for Zoogies is a vote for absolutely nothing! More freedom for you, my little minion - I mean, fellow Nation-States! I see no need for any sort of beauracracy, and will spread cherubity and zoogification and floccinaucinihilipilification and antipseudocontraneoantidisestablishmentarianistically and other exceedingly cool words around the forums!

Vote for me! 73h Zoogies are l333333337!

I'm already running on the "Do whatever you want" platform.

Get your own.

I nominate myself. My platform: my penis.

I nominate myself. My platform: my penis.


Awfully tiny platform. ;)

Awfully tiny platform. ;)
It so small, if a if a fly lands on it, it might get ripped.

Of course I don't mean any of this, I still love you :wuv:

Dictatorship is not exactly my cup of tea. People are waaay too needy and whiney.

However, if you need a new omnipotent supreme being guy, I'm your candidate! :D

Uhh...I'll put that down as a nomination.

I am The Great Cornholio! I come here to bring your people TP.

I will be your dictator.

I run on the TP platform.

bump. Need more people.

Vote for me and I'll kill, enslave, oppress, maim and otherwise make your lives hell. None of this "Ill be nice and you can do what you want" rubbish, this is an election for a dictator! He should dictate! Like me :)

You're added. How about minister of public relations when I win this?

(prods thread with stick) Wake up!

I nominate myself! Why? Cuz if I am elected, you can do whatever the hell you want, so long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.

I nominate myself. All tremble before me!

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I nominate Max Barry. :rolleyes:

I nominate Max Barry. :rolleyes:

lol, I sense some sarcasm.

I nominate myself.

Not that any of this is necessary, as I already control the world.

I second the nomination for The Zoogie People.

LOL no one has nominated anyone but themselves.

I nominate Unlimited for world dictator. First the Pacific, next the world! :)

Say, Praetonia, happen to look at the post right before you...