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Foxxinnia: Anyone but Coley in 2040

New Foxxinnia
12-08-2004, 02:45
You may think that Colodia is the right choice for you but think again.

Colodia supports giving power to kittens.

He also conducts under-the-table deals with the Indian Government.

He blantantly enjoys Pepsi over Coca-Cola despite Pepsi's flat, un-carbinated taste.

But he is not the only bad choice for America.

Cremerica dances in women's pants.

He also believes anyone born in the 80's is cool even though billions of uncool people were born in the 80's.

His economic plan to shorten the work week will plunge America into a "Dectillion Dollar Deficit"
-Rich Burgur
The Foxxinnian

He believes that 'Double-You' is a bad letter.

So remember:
'Foxx is for the people.

People, like you.'
Suicidal Librarians
12-08-2004, 02:51
You may think that Colodia is the right choice for you but think again.

Colodia supports giving power to kittens.

He also conducts under-the-table deals with the Indian Government.

He blantantly enjoys Pepsi over Coca-Cola despite Pepsi's flat, un-carbinated taste.

But he is not the only bad choice for America.

Cremerica dances in women's pants.

He also believes anyone born in the 80's is cool even though billions of uncool people were born in the 80's.

His economic plan to shorten the work week will plunge America into a "Dectillion Dollar Deficit"
-Rich Burgur
The Foxxinnian

He believes that 'Double-You' is a bad letter.

So remember:
'Foxx is for the people.

People, like you.'

I have it narrowed down. Cremerica or anyone but you.
Cremerica
12-08-2004, 02:58
Don't forget, Cremerica loves everyone!
Alex the broadband
12-08-2004, 03:14
no the pepole want the underdog that guy

*points to a random person*
Alex the broadband
12-08-2004, 03:31
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