What a sad, sad, world
Buechoria
12-08-2004, 02:35
*Camera pans around a table with a 50's family seated at it. They're talking politely and cheerfully, sharing their exclusive dishes.*
Narrator: Ah, this is the life. A peaceful world.
*Camera inspects each "family member". There are 4:
America: He's the dad
EU: She's the mom
Asia and Africa: They're the little boy
Africa and Australia: They're the little girl
They're all happy, gladly sharing their different "dishes", which are in fact immigrants and supplies being traded one another*
*Doorbell rings*
America (Dad): I'll get it!
Rest of continents (Family members): Okay dad!
*George W. Bush walks in*
GW: Hi! I'm George.
America: Uh.. Why are you in our house?
GW: Because of the lack of better, other party candidates running against me!
America (Dad): Um...
Australia and Africa (Girl): Daddy, make the scary man go away.
America (Dad): Out of this house! Shoo! Sho- AUUUGGGHHH!!
*GW eats America*
GW: I'm dad now! MUHAHAHA!
*Family members leave*
GW: What? *Shrugs and eats their "food"*
George W. Bush: The reason why America is stupid
Nazi Weaponized Virus
12-08-2004, 02:38
hehehe
Josephland
12-08-2004, 02:41
Disappointing. The humor was sub-par, and the actors are overexposed.
Half a star.
Kissingly
12-08-2004, 02:42
*Camera pans around a table with a 50's family seated at it. They're talking politely and cheerfully, sharing their exclusive dishes.*
Narrator: Ah, this is the life. A peaceful world.
*Camera inspects each "family member". There are 4:
America: He's the dad
EU: She's the mom
Asia and Africa: They're the little boy
Africa and Australia: They're the little girl
They're all happy, gladly sharing their different "dishes", which are in fact immigrants and supplies being traded one another*
*Doorbell rings*
America (Dad): I'll get it!
Rest of continents (Family members): Okay dad!
*George W. Bush walks in*
GW: Hi! I'm George.
America: Uh.. Why are you in our house?
GW: Because of the lack of better, other party candidates running against me!
America (Dad): Um...
Australia and Africa (Girl): Daddy, make the scary man go away.
America (Dad): Out of this house! Shoo! Sho- AUUUGGGHHH!!
*GW eats America*
GW: I'm dad now! MUHAHAHA!
*Family members leave*
GW: What? *Shrugs and eats their "food"*
George W. Bush: The reason why America is stupid
Approximately 50 percent of the American polled population agrees with you. Most people here vote republican or democrat without a thought to what is really going on. They throw articles at each other each saying the exact opposite of what the other is saying and get nowhere. I say it is all lies, they want us to fight with eachother so our goverment officials can continue to act like idiots and we just stand there like school children, no he did this, no he did this, that isn't the truth, I heard...ugh Bush only has fifty percent because he has aimed at religous conservatives.
New Foxxinnia
12-08-2004, 02:50
How the fuck can Africa be both the boy and girl?
Von Witzleben
12-08-2004, 02:51
How the fuck can Africa be both the boy and girl?
Siamese twins?
Kissingly
12-08-2004, 02:54
Many Americans agree...
Buechoria
12-08-2004, 03:00
Okay, listen: The doubles represent one person. This doesn't mean anything, it's just how they paired.
The Australian doesn't tell the scary man to go away IRL.
Buechoria
12-08-2004, 03:07
AHHH!
Africa as two? That was a typo. Remove Africa from either one of the pairs
Josephland
12-08-2004, 03:07
America: He's the dad
EU: She's the mom
Asia and Africa: They're the little boy
Africa and Australia: They're the little girl
How this would really work...
America: He's the dad who left his family and is now a doctor, but still sends a welfare check to his wife and comes home once in a while to give his kids a shot or spank them.
EU: She's the mom who puts up a good front, but secretly hates the dad and wants to ignore the children
Asia and Africa: They're the little boy who is dying of several incurable diseases and cuts himself
Africa and Australia: They're the little girl who is a tomboy dying of several incurable diseases
Insane Troll
12-08-2004, 03:08
What happened to South America?
Mentholyptus
12-08-2004, 03:09
What happened to South America?
Died in a car wreck last year. The family still hasn't recovered...
Insane Troll
12-08-2004, 03:12
Died in a car wreck last year. The family still hasn't recovered...
Still?
It's a pretty minor loss in my opinion.
Kind of like your crack-addicted deadbeat son that should've gotten a job a decade ago.
How this would really work...
Africa and Australia: They're the little girl who is a tomboy dying of several incurable diseases
Eh? The Africa part I can understand, but...
Buechoria
12-08-2004, 03:14
(This feels like a director commentary)
Southa America was supposed to be the Africa in Little Boy but I got lazy and typed Africa twice heheh
GW: Because of the lack of better, other party candidates running against me!
It is true you know...It's not like Kerry is any better.
Unfree People
12-08-2004, 07:03
That was rather lame, and it isn't even all that analogous to RL.
Can you not edit out the second Africa? There are more continents you know.