Vote me for world dictator! At least I admit i'll screw you over!
...and i'll get rich doing it.
Greenmanbry
12-08-2004, 02:32
Wow.. an honest politician.. finally!! :p
You have my vote ;)
Nazi Weaponized Virus
12-08-2004, 02:34
Whats up with all this 'vote for me' shit.
Hey I got an idea! If it hasn't been done yet - how about we create a mock up of the American Elections with 15 Candidates allowed to stand. Each expresses thier views of certain subjects, answers queries from other forum members e.t.c
Johnistan
12-08-2004, 02:36
Appoint me General, and yes, I will vote for you.
Josephland
12-08-2004, 02:38
I'll vote for you, so long as nobody in my favor (or who amuses me) gets screwed too bad.
What a good idea NWV!!
(Man, i'll win this one hands down. Ahh, a $400 million dollar mansion sounds nice...)
I'll vote for you, so long as nobody in my favor (or who amuses me) gets screwed too bad.
Thats OK. I'll try not to seize the assets of anyone who has never offended me personally.
Sir Paul
12-08-2004, 02:40
Hi, I'm Sir Paul, and I want to be your dictator.
Some of you may remember me from my scathing sarcasm, witty tabloids, or unspeakable evil, but today, I'm here to subjugate you all.
You've gotta admit, I've got spunk!
If elected, the first thing I'll do is execute all the people that ran against me, make abortion illegal, and legalize infanticide. (Special thanks to political strategeryist Maddox)
So vote for me, because if it isn't funny or degrading, it aint news!
Hi, I'm Sir Paul, and I want to be your dictator.
Some of you may remember me from my scathing sarcasm, witty tabloids, or unspeakable evil, but today, I'm here to subjugate you all.
You've gotta admit, I've got spunk!
If elected, the first thing I'll do is execute all the people that ran against me, make abortion illegal, and legalize infanticide. (Special thanks to political strategeryist Maddox)
So vote for me, because if it isn't funny or degrading, it aint news!
This is my election. Go away. I'm putting your name in my black book. :D j/k
Sir Paul
12-08-2004, 02:44
Hey, if you want this legitimate, then you have to have someone to beat. And hey, I'm sure to lose!
Paradanise
12-08-2004, 02:44
No i think the lizard king will do a better job ruling the world
Sir Paul
12-08-2004, 02:48
WhaT? The lizard king? A guy who used drugs, drank alcohol, and has a firery temper would never be elected despot... Oh wait... Never mind.
A vote for Sir Paul is a vote for NPO goodness!
OK Sir Paul, we can have a legitimate election, but if you lose you have to send all of your money to me, and if I lose, send me that money anyway. OK?