NationStates Jolt Archive

Amerigo will triumph... FOR THE FREE SOIL PARTY!

Campaign Slogans: "END THE OCCUPATION OF CANADA TODAY"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Amerigo=American Grade A Choice"
VOTE AMERIGO
"I vote Amerigo: Because a year of poverty, under Incertonia, is enough for me."
VOTE AMERIGO
"Free the Mutants! They're people too."
VOTE AMERIGO
"No more Taco Tax with Amerigo---he loves tacos!"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Free money under Amerigo"
VOTE AMERIGO
"I'll vote for Amerigo because he
unlike Incertonia won't brainwash me!."
VOTE AMERIGO
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AND SOME MORE:
"If you do not vote for Amerigo ph34r him, for he will h4xx0r j00.*
VOTE AMERIGO
"Amerigo get my vote! Why? Cause we want more in '44!"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Amerigo will make you all famous, And he will stop the excavation of Uranus"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Amerigo will put the part-ay back into political party"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Vote Amerigo, its the way to go."
VOTE AMERIGO
"Don't be slow. Hurry! Vote Amerigo!"


*Amerigo means you not jew. Amerigo does not plan nor condone hacking jews.

Vote Colodia, I'll invade Somalia!

Vote Colodia, because Colodia rhymes with Colombia!

Vote Colodia, I have a chia!

Vote Colodia, He'll godmod Korea!

Vote Colodia, his last name isn't Garcia!

Vote Colodia, He has the idea!

Vote Colodia, He'll shut down Ikea!

Vote Colodia, OMG! He ate a tortilla!

Vote Colodia, Or you'll get diarrhea!

Vote Colodia, He was captain of the Santa-Maria!

Vote Colodia, he is an encyclopedia of knowledge!

Vote Colodia, My Uncle is one of the most powerful men in India!

Vote Colodia, BECAUSE HE'LL BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss

"Amerigo does not wish to spend more resources on keeping military forces stationed in Canada! Amerigo will bring the boys home!"

Vote Colodia, his last name isn't Garcia!

Vote Colodia, OMG! He ate a tortilla!

Vote Colodia, Or you'll get diarrhea!

Vote Colodia, He was captain of the Santa-Maria!


Colodia hates Hispanics, especially Mexicans.