NationStates Jolt Archive

The General Forum Royalty will now be beginning to crowd themselves into one location, now is the time to seize your freedom!



- Marshal SnS, Protector of the General Forum Revolution
(Insert pic of Napoleon here)

I shall prevail, even on my own! Freedom to the General Forum!!

So, umm, revolution then?

Or we could have tea.


.....I'm kind of partial to the latter idea in fact, would you like some biscuits?

Hmm, well, I prefer chaos and violence, but ok, tea and biscuits it is.

Well, chaos and voilence requires weapons and soldiers, I sorta spent all our campaign money on this china set, but it's marvelous for tea, don't you think?

Or we could have tea.


.....I'm kind of partial to the latter idea in fact, would you like some biscuits?

I'll take the crab, actually.

Well, we do have a wooden spear and several clubs, I suppose we could have a revolution on the crap, spear it, then beat it. Then you could have crab?

double post

Well, chaos and voilence requires weapons and soldiers, I sorta spent all our campaign money on this china set, but it's marvelous for tea, don't you think?

What?

Violence is cheap.

Here, watch.

*Smashes tea set*

Bring it on pansy boy!

Well, how rude.

Some tea and biscuts sounds good to me. Have any milk?

What?

Violence is cheap.

Here, watch.

*Smashes tea set*

Bring it on pansy boy!

The Forum Royalty have lots of big dresses and funny whigs backing them up though.

Another double post

Well, how rude.

Some tea and biscuts sounds good to me. Have any milk?

Do you have a cow, if so, then we have milk.

IN this assembly, will there be TP?

IN this assembly, will there be TP?

Once the Royalty is overthrown, we'll have to do something with all those whigs.

heh heh, cool! I need whigs for my bunghole!

Do you have a cow, if so, then we have milk.
I might have a cow. Pass me a cup of tea please, if that rude person hasn't broken all of the cups.

I might have a cow. Pass me a cup of tea please, if that rude person hasn't broken all of the cups.

Certainly, he hasn't broken all of them, just the really expensive ones with blue borders. Voilence isn't cheap, those things cost us our uniform budget!

Certainly, he hasn't broken all of them, just the really expensive ones with blue borders. Voilence isn't cheap, those things cost us our uniform budget!
Oh tartar sauce, now I have to wear my good suit for today's little scrap.

Oh tartar sauce, now I have to wear my good suit for today's little scrap.

Well, we are thinking of raiding the local paintstore to color everyone's clothes red white and blue, but then the police would be after us and all that trouble.

The police, they will give me TP.

The police, they will give me TP.

Well..... they will put you in a nice place with bars where your "neighbors" might give you "tp" for your bunghole.

Well, we are thinking of raiding the local paintstore to color everyone's clothes red white and blue, but then the police would be after us and all that trouble.
Oh dear, can't go around getting the police after us. Maybe we can sit down and have a nice cup of tea with them to get some paint?

Oh dear, can't go around getting the police after us. Maybe we can sit down and have a nice cup of tea with them to get some paint?

Brilliant!..... now does anyone here have tea?

*walks out*

I need tea for my bunghole!

Brilliant!..... now does anyone here have tea?
I've got some. It is a bit cold though.

I've got some. It is a bit cold though.

We could steal a microwave, that way the police will come to us (without having to call them), and we can give them hot tea to barter for the paint!

Brilliant. Where do they sell microwaves around here?

Brilliant. Where do they sell microwaves around here?

Damn..... we should really think these things out more, we need a map. I've got some crayons and construction paper, suppose that should suffice for now.

*walks in wearing 18th Century Style uniform*

How the hell are you supposed to do a revolution when don't have anything? I recommend you make up long winded speeches why the royalty should be toppled.

*walks in wearing 18th Century Style uniform*

How the hell are you supposed to do a revolution when don't have anything? I recommend you make up long winded speeches why the royalty should be toppled.

We'll have something........ we're working on it. Anyday now!

We'll have something........ we're working on it. Anyday now!
Pip pip, right on it. Shall we send out some men to scout the area around us so that we can start on the map?

Pip pip, right on it. Shall we send out some men to scout the area around us so that we can start on the map?

..... do we have men?

*five more men wearing 18th century uniforms holding spears come in*

Right here sir!

*looks around*

Use these!

..... do we have men?
I don't know. Do we? Who is in charge of organizing the first regiment?

I don't know. Do we? Who is in charge of organizing the first regiment?
I'll organize the first regiment! I'll also buy the tea.

*five more men wearing 18th century uniforms holding spears come in*

Right here sir!

*looks around*

Use these!

Aren't you a monarchist?

And as for our 1st Regiment..... I suppose we could use the leftovers from the First General Forum Revolution, that should give us at least a divisions worth of soldiers, but berift of artillery and powder. And we'll have to organize them into regiments.

I'll organize the first regiment! I'll also buy the tea.
Good. Glad to see we have someone to bankroll us. Send out some of your men to scout the area for water, tea, and a microwave.

[QUOTE=The Sword and Sheild]Aren't you a monarchist?[QUOTE]

Ever heard of keep your friends close keep your friends closer?

*sends men for soldiers, microwaves, and tea*

Five minutes later...

*1,000 men arrive shouting "We want tea!" all armed with muskets*

I got the men and the microwave, but I don't have any tea, they'e about to riot!

Ok, so we have the 16,000 from the old Revolution, and the 1,000 just arrived (and they have musket!), so we can organize ourselves into 3 regiments of infantry plus one of artillery per brigade, organized into 3 brigades, plus one of cavalry to form our 1st Division, which has enough soldiers left over to make a small reserve of divisional artillery. We just seem to be out of cannon and tea, and without the tea, we may have a serious problem.

[QUOTE=The Sword and Sheild]Aren't you a monarchist?[QUOTE]

Ever heard of keep your friends close keep your friends closer?

*sends men for soldiers, microwaves, and tea*

Five minutes later...

*1,000 men arrive shouting "We want tea!" all armed with muskets*

I got the men and the microwave, but I don't have any tea, they'e about to riot!
I think we still have a few cups left, but it was cold. Get the microwaves going and we will have your tea in a jiffy.

*soldiers begin to riot, everything goes to hell....*

HURRY!!

*soldiers begin to riot, everything goes to hell....*

HURRY!!

We're going, We're going, we weren't expecting such a rush. How about some chicken, taste of human?

*random pieces fly through the air*

Agh! *thump*

*random pieces fly through the air*

Agh! *thump*
Alright, no tea if the person who threw that doesn't step forward.

I've got a board with a nail in it. That could work.

*Holds out cup for tea*

*rioting stops, guy steps foward*

It was me...

Yea, you handle the situation here Marshal CSW, I'll go and get the Imperial Guard.

Scones, anyone? :D

*wakes up*

Right, now that the soldiers are calm, we should start writing speaches.

*wakes up*

Right, now that the soldiers are calm, we should start writing speaches.

*Arrives with the Republican (now renamed) Guard at his side*

They fought well in the First Revolution, even if most of them were lost to Normack's Ninjas.

Yes, but shouldn't we destroy the Monarchy first?

*Arrives with the Republican (now renamed) Guard at his side*

They fought well in the First Revolution, even if most of them were lost to Normack's Ninjas.

Yes, but shouldn't we destroy the Monarchy first?

Well we need speeches to annoy them!

*rioting stops, guy steps foward*

It was me...
Ah well, don't do that again and apologize to the man.

Now, queue up and we'll start handing out the tea.

Well we need speeches to annoy them!

I see.... well we also need a command structure, we need

I Corps Commander
II Corps Commander
Cavalry Commander
Person-in-charge-of-tea

Ah well, don't do that again and apologize to the man.

Now, queue up and we'll start handing out the tea.

Sorry....

*he queues up*

I shall be the in charge of the II Corp!

I shall command the I Corps, and the Person-In-Charge-Of-Tea is also commanding the Army's movements and coordination as a whole (without outranking the other Marshals of course). But making sure we have Tea comes first!

Now how will we take down the monarchy?

OOC?: Wonder why the mods haven't taken this down yet >.>

Surround the Royal Palace and Royal Ball, then force them to abdicate, and usher in the Elected Government.

OOC: Obviously, they fear our growing power!........

And if we fail?

*dramatic music*

......the Royals could always use some good tea-makers.

We're fucked are we?

Well, the Royals don't really have an Army, and if enough show up at the Ball we can concentrate our forces against whatever they have. We can erect barricades on all the avenues leading to the ballroom, all that could go wrong is the Royals get wind of our plans and make preperations to "meet" us.

Well, the Royals don't really have an Army, and if enough show up at the Ball we can concentrate our forces against whatever they have. We can erect barricades on all the avenues leading to the ballroom, all that could go wrong is the Royals get wind of our plans and make preperations to "meet" us.

But that wouldn't happen. There are no spies among us...or are there

*dramatic music*

Then onwards!

*plays inspirational music*

We still need a Tea Commander and Cavalry Commander. And as for spies... well I suppose we'll find out on our approach to the City.

Why do we even NEED tea?

Why do we even NEED tea?

..... I don't know, hence the reason I'm not in charge of Tea.

..... I don't know, hence the reason I'm not in charge of Tea.
To keep the common soldier happy of course.

Forward to victory!

So... when are we going?

To keep the common soldier happy of course.

Forward to victory!

Aha! Of course, forward then

The Royals are thus far unawares, as they have not mobilized anything and are not doing anything but dancing. The only one I can see that may be active is Berkelyvania, but I'm sure our Army is more then a match for the rabble he can summon up.

So... when are we going?

We march!

We march!
To bed!

OOC: Ahem, feel free to use Person-In-Charge-Of-Tea CSW as you will.

*starts marching his Corp... to victory!*

OOC: So is this on a seperate thread?

*starts marching his Corp... to victory!*

OOC: So is this on a seperate thread?

To the Royals and Freedom!

*Marches in tandem*

OOC: The Royal Ball I presume

OOC: You go find it >.>