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_Susa_ for Prez

_Susa_
12-08-2004, 01:50
Vote for _Susa_, cause he puts the _ in Underscore!
Colodia
12-08-2004, 01:53
*crickets chirp*
Cremerica
12-08-2004, 01:59
10 Reasons to vote for Cremerica:
1. I prefer coke over pepsi
2. My middle name doesn't start with "W"
3. I wear boxers and not briefs
4. I will abolish the 5 day work week and change it to a four day week.
5. My room is clean
6. I rock the Casbah
7. I think that anyone born in the 80's are the coolest people alive.
8. I have a kitten named "Desdemona"
9. I have connections in Ireland
10. I am not afraid to dance in women's pants. (http://galwaybay.smugmug.com/photos/6514667-L.jpg)
(http://galwaybay.smugmug.com/photos/6514618-L.jpg)


Campaign Slogans:
"vote Cremerica!--because Chewbacca is his running mate"
"vote Cremerica!---because knowing whether Europeans are socialists still doesn't change the fact that he doesn't have a car!"
"vote Cremerica!---because 1+1=Fun!"
"vote Cremerica!---because he knows all the letters in the greek alphabet!"
"vote Cremerica!---because he is you and you are him. And we are all together, or something like that..."
"vote Cremerica!---because he's happy to give you a hug!"
"vote Cremerica!---because it's ok not to like Kenny G"
"vote Cremerica!---everything else is Rushki lies!"
"vote Cremerica!---he doesn't have mad cow disease!"
"vote Cremerica!---he pirates music too!"
"vote Cremerica!---he doesn't care what books you read!"
"vote Cremerica!---he's got street cred!"
"vote Cremerica!---He's like Whoopi Goldberg except funny!"
Japaica
12-08-2004, 02:25
You The _, Susa!!!!!!
Opal Isle
12-08-2004, 02:26
Vote for _Susa_, cause he puts the _ in Underscore!
**searches "Underscore" for "_"**

**finds no results**
Roach-Busters
12-08-2004, 02:41
Vote for _Susa_, cause he puts the _ in Underscore!

Where do you stand on the issues?
Enodscopia
12-08-2004, 02:56
_Susa_, you got my vote.
Japaica
12-08-2004, 03:14
Where do you stand on the issues?

who cares about the issues? He has an underscore :D
New Foxxinnia
12-08-2004, 03:19
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/Foxxinnia/2004.jpg
Japaica
12-08-2004, 03:22
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/Foxxinnia/2004.jpg

Why should I vote for you? I don't see any underscore in your name.
Alex the broadband
12-08-2004, 03:37
vote for that guy

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