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This is for Colodian supporters for ELECTION 2040! mmkay?

I'll be running for the Democrats mmkay?

mmkay?

Okay, so here's the top 10 reasons TO VOTE COLODIA!

10. I prefer Pepsi over Coke (Coke = red = communism)
9. I make up weird rhyming slogans (You'll be horny in twenty-forty!)
8. I like imperialism
7. New episodes of Futurama, Family Guy, and funnier Simpsons!
6. I'll invade Canada, the land that's supposed to be ours since 1812!
5. I will abolish the 2 day weekend to a 3 day weekend
6. My room has a poster of Uncle Sam saying "Nazi Germany = PWN3D!"
5. My Uncle is in India's Congress
4. My kitten got ran over by my mother, POWER TO THE KITTENS!
3. I have parties in giant pants...no seriously!
2. I'll party in the White House on my first day, so badly, Andrew Jackson will be weeping in his grave
1. Erm...HELLO? It's me! Colodia!


Campaign Slogans:

"Vote Colodia! His running-mate is Arnold Sch.!"
"Vote Colodia! Or the Secret Police will take care of you once I obtain power..."
"Vote Colodia! Kobe's innocent!"
"Colodia in 2040, it's okay to kill kenny!"
"Colodia, he'll fight for you, with you, against you, and most importantly, he'll do your wife...no wait..."
"Vote Colodia! Who else are ya gonna vote for? Foxx? PFFT!"
"Vote Colodia, mmkay?"

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9. I make up weird rhyming slogans (You'll be horny in twenty-forty!)

Campaign Slogans:

"Vote Colodia! His running-mate is Arnold Sch.!"
"Vote Colodia! Or the Secret Police will take care of you once I obtain power..."
"Vote Colodia! Kobe's innocent!"
"Colodia in 2040, it's okay to kill kenny!"
"Colodia, he'll fight for you, with you, against you, and most importantly, he'll do your wife...no wait..."
"Vote Colodia! Who else are ya gonna vote for? Foxx? PFFT!"
"Vote Colodia, mmkay?"
So...where are those rhymes?

10 Reasons to vote for Cremerica:
1. I prefer coke over pepsi
2. My middle name doesn't start with "W"
3. I wear boxers and not briefs
4. I will abolish the 5 day work week and change it to a four day week.
5. My room is clean
6. I rock the Casbah
7. I think that anyone born in the 80's are the coolest people alive.
8. I have a kitten named "Desdemona"
9. I have connections in Ireland
10. I am not afraid to dance in women's pants. (http://galwaybay.smugmug.com/photos/6514667-L.jpg)
(http://galwaybay.smugmug.com/photos/6514618-L.jpg)


Campaign Slogans:
"vote Cremerica!--because Chewbacca is his running mate"
"vote Cremerica!---because knowing whether Europeans are socialists still doesn't change the fact that he doesn't have a car!"
"vote Cremerica!---because 1+1=Fun!"
"vote Cremerica!---because he knows all the letters in the greek alphabet!"
"vote Cremerica!---because he is you and you are him. And we are all together, or something like that..."
"vote Cremerica!---because he's happy to give you a hug!"
"vote Cremerica!---because it's ok not to like Kenny G"
"vote Cremerica!---everything else is Rushki lies!"
"vote Cremerica!---he doesn't have mad cow disease!"
"vote Cremerica!---he pirates music too!"
"vote Cremerica!---he doesn't care what books you read!"
"vote Cremerica!---he's got street cred!"
"vote Cremerica!---He's like Whoopi Goldberg except funny!"


YOU STOLE MY IDEA FOR THE 3 DAY WEEKEND!!! All this Colodia is, is a theif and liar. Plus, my slogans kick his slogan's ass

Also, he doesn't care about rape victim's rights!

So...where are those rhymes?
I'm saving them

Also, he doesn't care about rape victim's rights!
YOU DODGED THE VIETNAM DRAFT!

I didn't see a single rhyme in your post. Please show me one so I can believe you. Besides, try rhyming it with your name so it is even more unique and we'll know you didn't rip it from someone else.

Vote for Opal Isle -- He'll Make You Smile


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I didn't see a single rhyme in your post. Please show me one so I can believe you. Besides, try rhyming it with your name so it is even more unique and we'll know you didn't rip it from someone else.

Vote for Opal Isle -- He'll Make You Smile


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Pfft, I'll make em when I feel like my opponents are worthy enough

Amerigo will triumph... FOR THE FREE SOIL PARTY!

Campaign Slogans: "END THE OCCUPATION OF CANADA TODAY"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Amerigo=American Grade A Choice"
VOTE AMERIGO
"I vote Amerigo: Because a year of poverty, under Incertonia, is enough for me."
VOTE AMERIGO
"Free the Mutants! They're people too."
VOTE AMERIGO
"No more Taco Tax with Amerigo---he loves tacos!"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Free money under Amerigo"
VOTE AMERIGO
"I'll vote for Amerigo because he
unlike Incertonia won't brainwash me!."
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
AND SOME MORE:
"If you do not vote for Amerigo ph34r him, for he will h4xx0r j00.*
VOTE AMERIGO
"Amerigo get my vote! Why? Cause we want more in '44!"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Amerigo will make you all famous, And he will stop the excavation of Uranus"
VOTE AMERIGO



*Amerigo means you not jew. Amerigo does not plan nor condone hacking jews.

I think, after a few months of limp campaigning, you'll all be at your respective party conventions sucking up to the real candidate.

I mean, Howard Dean is the king of the potato men, but in the end, even he had to kiss Kerry's ass.

Vote Colodia, I'll invade Somalia!

Vote Colodia, because Colodia rhymes with Colombia!

Vote Colodia, I have a chia!

Vote Colodia, He'll godmod Korea!

Vote Colodia, his last name isn't Garcia!

Vote Colodia, He has the idea!

Vote Colodia, He'll shut down Ikea!

Vote Colodia, OMG! He ate a tortilla!

Vote Colodia, Or you'll get diarrhea!

Vote Colodia, He was captain of the Santa-Maria!

Vote Colodia, he is an encyclopedia of knowledge!

Vote Colodia, My Uncle is one of the most powerful men in India!

Vote Colodia, BECAUSE HE'LL BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vote Colodia, I'll invade Somalia!

Vote Colodia, because Colodia rhymes with Colombia!

Vote Colodia, I have a chia!

Vote Colodia, He'll godmod Korea!

Vote Colodia, his last name isn't Garcia!

Vote Colodia, He has the idea!

Vote Colodia, He'll shut down Ikea!

Vote Colodia, OMG! He ate a tortilla!

Vote Colodia, Or you'll get diarrhea!

Vote Colodia, He was captain of the Santa-Maria!

Vote Colodia, he is an encyclopedia of knowledge!

Vote Colodia, My Uncle is one of the most powerful men in India!

Vote Colodia, BECAUSE HE'LL BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I'm confused as to how to pronounce your name...

Now I'm confused as to how to pronounce your name...
Coh-low-dee-uh

This is for Colodian supporters for ELECTION 2040! mmkay?

I'll be running for the Democrats mmkay?

mmkay?

Okay, so here's the top 10 reasons TO VOTE COLODIA!

10. I prefer Pepsi over Coke (Coke = red = communism)
9. I make up weird rhyming slogans (You'll be horny in twenty-forty!)
8. I like imperialism
7. New episodes of Futurama, Family Guy, and funnier Simpsons!
6. I'll invade Canada, the land that's supposed to be ours since 1812!
5. I will abolish the 2 day weekend to a 3 day weekend
6. My room has a poster of Uncle Sam saying "Nazi Germany = PWN3D!"
5. My Uncle is in India's Congress
4. My kitten got ran over by my mother, POWER TO THE KITTENS!
3. I have parties in giant pants...no seriously!
2. I'll party in the White House on my first day, so badly, Andrew Jackson will be weeping in his grave
1. Erm...HELLO? It's me! Colodia!


Campaign Slogans:

"Vote Colodia! His running-mate is Arnold Sch.!"
"Vote Colodia! Or the Secret Police will take care of you once I obtain power..."
"Vote Colodia! Kobe's innocent!"
"Colodia in 2040, it's okay to kill kenny!"
"Colodia, he'll fight for you, with you, against you, and most importantly, he'll do your wife...no wait..."
"Vote Colodia! Who else are ya gonna vote for? Foxx? PFFT!"
"Vote Colodia, mmkay?"

Reason #11: he coppies south park by saying mmmmkay

"Colodia in 2040, it's okay to kill kenny!"

Hasn't poor Kenny suffered enough? :(