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I, Cremerica, I have chosen to run for the presidency in 2040. This thread is dedicated to my supporters and campaign. I ask you all to vote for me, Cremerica for president. You will be making the right choice for America.

10 Reasons to vote for Cremerica:
1. I prefer coke over pepsi
2. My middle name doesn't start with "W"
3. I wear boxers and not briefs
4. I will abolish the 5 day work week and change it to a four day week.
5. My room is clean
6. I rock the Casbah
7. I think that anyone born in the 80's are the coolest people alive.
8. I have a kitten named "Desdemona"
9. I have connections in Ireland
10. I am not afraid to dance in women's pants. (http://galwaybay.smugmug.com/photos/6514667-L.jpg)
(http://galwaybay.smugmug.com/photos/6514618-L.jpg)


Campaign Slogans:
"vote Cremerica!--because Chewbacca is his running mate"
"vote Cremerica!---because knowing whether Europeans are socialists still doesn't change the fact that he doesn't have a car!"
"vote Cremerica!---because 1+1=Fun!"
"vote Cremerica!---because he knows all the letters in the greek alphabet!"
"vote Cremerica!---because he is you and you are him. And we are all together, or something like that..."
"vote Cremerica!---because he's happy to give you a hug!"
"vote Cremerica!---because it's ok not to like Kenny G"
"vote Cremerica!---everything else is Rushki lies!"
"vote Cremerica!---he doesn't have mad cow disease!"
"vote Cremerica!---he pirates music too!"
"vote Cremerica!---he doesn't care what books you read!"
"vote Cremerica!---he's got street cred!"
"vote Cremerica!---He's like Whoopi Goldberg except funny!"

Noooo, I will win! Vote fer me!

Campaign Slogans!

Vote for Cremerica!

Street cred, WTF? :p

lol, thats right foo! Now i got the votes in da h00d

_Susa_ is a terrible canidate for the presidency. He visits strip clubs, he eats babies, and he dodged the draft in '94.

Amerigo will triumph... FOR THE FREE SOIL PARTY!

Campaign Slogans: "END THE OCCUPATION OF CANADA TODAY"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Amerigo=American Grade A Choice"
VOTE AMERIGO
"I vote Amerigo: Because a year of poverty, under Incertonia, is enough for me."
VOTE AMERIGO
"Free the Mutants! They're people too."
VOTE AMERIGO
"No more Taco Tax with Amerigo---he loves tacos!"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Free money under Amerigo"
VOTE AMERIGO
"I'll vote for Amerigo because he
unlike Incertonia won't brainwash me!."
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
That is all

Amerigo will triumph... FOR THE FREE SOIL PARTY!

Campaign Slogans: "END THE OCCUPATION OF CANADA TODAY"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Amerigo=American Grade A Choice"
VOTE AMERIGO
"I vote Amerigo: Because a year of poverty, under Incertonia, is enough for me."
VOTE AMERIGO
"Free the Mutants! They're people too."
VOTE AMERIGO
"No more Taco Tax with Amerigo---he loves tacos!"
VOTE AMERIGO
"Free money under Amerigo"
VOTE AMERIGO
"I'll vote for Amerigo because he
unlike Incertonia won't brainwash me!."
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
VOTE AMERIGO
That is all

mine so beat yours!! And you get drunk on weekends!

mine so beat yours!! And you get drunk on weekends!
Well you have... two misstresses... and... they're sheep... !!!

There are grave problems in this great land we call, "America."
#1: Obesity. More and more of our people are too large to fit in a single seat anywhere.
#2: Hyperactive children. Self-explanatory, no? And don't pretend they don't exist, either. One can't go anywhere without bumping into a small child with an overabundance of energy and a severe lack of concentration.
#3: Electric power shortages: the big blackout on the West Coast is still fresh in our minds, and as more and more is being built that consumes electricity, and less and less that makes it, we have dire electricity problems on the horizon.
#4: Nobody likes the current methods of power production. Everyone hates coal, fears nuclear, gas/oil is ungodly expensive, and wind farms and sprawling solar panels are just too darn ugly.

I have a solution to fix all these problems in one fell swoop.

We build large warehouse like complexes all over U.S. In them, we place hundreds of giant hamster wheel like devices, that are hooked up to generators that make electricity whenever the wheels turn.
With this system, we cut down obesity, tire out those hyper kids, and up our energy output using totally safe and environmentally friendly methods. There is the problem of inciting people to use them, but when they can no longer sit on the couch, eat Bon-Bons and watch T.V., they shall be incited to action, no? Parents could threaten hyper kids with "the wheel" if they don't settle down, and it would be a disciplinary action which would not actually directly inflict physical or mental abuse. Just think, abundant, clean power, and a populace that is fit and in top condition!

Well you have... two misstresses... and... they're sheep... !!!


He thinks women are sheep!!!! How could one possibly vote for this man?

Cremerica Dodged The Vietnam Draft!!!!!!!!!!!111

There are grave problems in this great land we call, "America."
#1: Obesity. More and more of our people are too large to fit in a single seat anywhere.
#2: Hyperactive children. Self-explanatory, no? And don't pretend they don't exist, either. One can't go anywhere without bumping into a small child with an overabundance of energy and a severe lack of concentration.
#3: Electric power shortages: the big blackout on the West Coast is still fresh in our minds, and as more and more is being built that consumes electricity, and less and less that makes it, we have dire electricity problems on the horizon.
#4: Nobody likes the current methods of power production. Everyone hates coal, fears nuclear, gas/oil is ungodly expensive, and wind farms and sprawling solar panels are just too darn ugly.

I have a solution to fix all these problems in one fell swoop.

We build large warehouse like complexes all over U.S. In them, we place hundreds of giant hamster wheel like devices, that are hooked up to generators that make electricity whenever the wheels turn.
With this system, we cut down obesity, tire out those hyper kids, and up our energy output using totally safe and environmentally friendly methods. There is the problem of inciting people to use them, but when they can no longer sit on the couch, eat Bon-Bons and watch T.V., they shall be incited to action, no? Parents could threaten hyper kids with "the wheel" if they don't settle down, and it would be a disciplinary action which would not actually directly inflict physical or mental abuse. Just think, abundant, clean power, and a populace that is fit and in top condition!


First of all, no one cares, and second of all, your location thing says you are located in an underground bunker. We need someone who is willing to show there face to the American people! Someone like Cremerica!

Cremerica Dodged The Vietnam Draft!!!!!!!!!!!111

I wasn't alive then.

First of all, no one cares, and second of all, your location thing says you are located in an underground bunker. We need someone who is willing to show there face to the American people! Someone like Cremerica!
http://www.blue-n-gold.com/halfdan/clown.jpg
^^^ Cremerica

Showing his face to the American people my ass

Just because of reason #8, I'll vote for you.

He thinks women are sheep!!!! How could one possibly vote for this man?
Well Cremerica thinks all sheep are women... Human women mind you! How can you vote for this degenerate?

Well Cremerica thinks all sheep are women... Human women mind you! How can you vote for this degenerate?


proof?

http://www.blue-n-gold.com/halfdan/clown.jpg
^^^ Cremerica

Showing his face to the American people my ass

How incompetent are you? THese are the pictures of me...

(http://galwaybay.smugmug.com/photos/6514667-L.jpg)
(http://galwaybay.smugmug.com/photos/6514618-L.jpg)

proof?
Very blurry photos of Cremerica with (wink wink nudge nudge) a sheep. Most likely edited. But this will convince the American public. Now where did the New Hollywood Starz Magazine reporter get to?

How incompetent are you? THese are the pictures of me...

(http://galwaybay.smugmug.com/photos/6514667-L.jpg)
(http://galwaybay.smugmug.com/photos/6514618-L.jpg)
Cremerica is a part of some type of anti-government conspiracy, that uses weird costumes and dance moves to signal their attacks.

Cremerica is a part of some type of anti-government conspiracy, that uses weird costumes and dance moves to signal their attacks.
Oh and Colodia means colon discharge in Shamgabuli! How can you vote for a man witha name like that?

Oh and Colodia means colon discharge in Shamgabuli! How can you vote for a man witha name like that?
Cremerica is close to Castration. How can you vote for a man like that?

First of all, no one cares, and second of all, your location thing says you are located in an underground bunker. We need someone who is willing to show there face to the American people! Someone like Cremerica!

Well, who says I was even running against you and opposing you? I wouldn't want to be well known, and have my face and name plastered all over the media. How do you know I wasn't just airing one of my great ideas? As is, my location betrays nothing but my tough stance on Homeland Security and intelligence. And nobody would want to see my face anyway... bleh!
And I was born in 1986, I'll have you know. You're supposed to think I'm cool foo!

Cremerica is close to Castration. How can you vote for a man like that?
You should vote for neither! Vote Amerigo.

He puts the part-ay back into political party!

Vote Colodia, I'll invade Somalia!

Vote Colodia, because Colodia rhymes with Colombia!

Vote Colodia, I have a chia!

Vote Colodia, He'll godmod Korea!

Vote Colodia, his last name isn't Garcia!

Vote Colodia, He has the idea!

Vote Colodia, He'll shut down Ikea!

Vote Colodia, OMG! He ate a tortilla!

Vote Colodia, Or you'll get diarrhea!

Vote Colodia, He was captain of the Santa-Maria!

Vote Colodia, he is an encyclopedia of knowledge!

Vote Colodia, My Uncle is one of the most powerful men in India!

Vote Colodia, BECAUSE HE'LL BLAME CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those slogans were terrible

those slogans were terrible
Vote Colodia, bite me


*salts up arm*

those slogans were terrible

Well, you probably have terrible hair, and we all know that what REALLY defines someone's ability to be President is how good their hair is!

Well, you probably have terrible hair, and we all know that what REALLY defines someone's ability to be President is how good their hair is!
mine's all black

all natural

oh man, have you seen my girl pants pictures? THat is some kick-ass hair. Or, how the youngins say these days..sex hair. Oh thats right. I just got the young vote!

mine's all black

all natural

see? his hair is all one color! he's one dimensional. However mine, is many. My is a soft brown in the summertime, and a darker brown in the winter. When the sun shines on it you get a faint hint of red. When I lived in Cali it was dirty blonde. And when it's wet it is black.