NationStates Jolt Archive

Have you ever liked to own a mod for a day? Well this is your chance. Currently being auctioned off are the fabulous mods of NationStates:

TJHairball




LET THE BIDDING BEGIN!!!!!!

Please don't just bid on one mod, so nobody feels left out.
Only bids in american dollars will be accepted.
(this thread was approved by myrth since I took out the whole "sex slave" idea and it's for only a day)

The bidding for each mod will end when I see fit. Nobody may bid on a mod already won.

Mods OWNED :D:

Cogitation: $20 million by Katganistan
Myrth: $32.11 by Kentington
Melkor Unchained: $16 million by Greenmanbry
GMC Military Arms: $0.04 by CSW
Salsua Secondus: Eleventy Billion Dollars by BLARGistania
Reploid Productions: $50 by Sdaeriji
The Most Glorious Hack: $25 by Dezzan
Sirocco: $1 billion by Petsburg
[violet]: Rhyno D (auto bidding :D)
The SLAGLands: $10 by Santa Barbara
Tactical Grace: $1,000 by Imperial Articas
Ineptia: $1,500 by East Canuck
Menelmacar: $1 million by Wolf America
Scolopendra: $1 by Wackelli
Neutered Sputniks(retired mod): $296 by Goobergunchia
Karmabaijan: $124.99 by Kryozerkia

Stephistan has decided that she doesn't want to be sold and is now out of the bidding.

Didn't we try this, I want Myrth, but he'll be here any time...

Thirteen shekals, and two tons of silver!

Um [Violet] ten bucks.

I've decided that myrth is worth much more to me, and so I will pay the following.

-the island of Lesbos
-three virgins
-thirteen pounds of gold dust powder
-a one year subscribtion to Maxim magazine
-my first born child
-the true cross of jesus
-China, yep the whole thing
-a case of beer
-and why not, Canada

Both of the adims Bow to my mod army,
My reigon payed after rental.

...for Cogitation. :) Why? 'Cos it would be neat to meet NationStates' Court Jester.




(LOL I'd prolly end up taking him out for lunch, knowing me!)

So um... can I have Myrth now, but not for today, tommorrow would be great, um and I'll pay you um.. on friday, yah friday....

Two cents for GMC!

Since our auction has noone to well auction anyone off, I'll take charge...

GMC going once...
going twice....

Myrth is seriously mad at our fun and games, so we better all stop now...

Three shiny beads and a half chewed chcoclate eclair!

and my bid is acpected right becasue i could use a mod army right about no we lost another poster to flame wars sir, damnit I need a mod army bad.

and i quote
Myrth,"What fun. Challenge me like this again and you see my mean side."

Myrth is still jalouse, he even locked the topic about him and DET my post (that was in fact a rather friendly critic).

Typicly Pravda Myrth :D

I will take anyone who is a liberal moderator who isn't taken um five bucks for them

Well, I read his post, and he said this one is fair enough, so my bid still stands, and I'll add a used post-it note to the bargain

It was the implication of sex-slavery in the first thread, and the threat of violence against Myrth "me and him would have fun, God I hate that guy" and shooty graphic in the second, that most probably drew his ire.

Go to moderation; he gave Japaica the go-ahead to start this thread. Just don't mess it up.

Besides, the whole should France be a country, I just thought that since the thread that we were talking about France in was suppost to be about Europe-US, not just France it deserved it's own, oh well, stuff happens, right?

i bid 20 bucks for stephistan. she deated me but im still in love with her... ;)

I'll donate thirty-two dollars and eleven cents for myrth, if there are no objections, I will consider him mine at midnight tonight, until the next day...

*disclaimer*
No mods were harmed in the creating of this thread
Some mods may have been tested on animals
***************************************

I'll bid $10 million for Cog. I've always wanted to see him face-to-face and thank him for all the help he gives me in the game.

What?? What is this, Myrth is mine without any bidding...

I think i'd want [Violet] since she's like the ubermod. 'Course, maybe Reppy, for the whole Forum 7 thing...

In fact, I would trade an original Forum 7 for Reppy.
For [violet] I'd give the Forum 7, five n00bs, a godmodder, and two pros.
Just cuz I'm nice I'll toss in my cumulative postcount from all my puppets (which ain't much) AND my other forum site puppets, which would actualy amout to quite a bit.

What?? What is this, Myrth is mine without any bidding...

Awww, so cute :p

Oh...and I'll give twice that for Hack, just so I can make fun of his name...

Yak
Stack
Pack
BigMac
HayStack
PayBack
Railroad Track
Jacks
Crack

I could do this all night.
Right till The Most Glorious Crack of dawn.

I'll bid $10 million for Cog. I've always wanted to see him face-to-face and thank him for all the help he gives me in the game.

I'll double that!

$20 million!

Sorry for the confusion, but to make it less confusing ONLY BIDS IN AMERICAN DOLLARS WILL BE ACCEPTED!! Please make your bids over again. I edited the first post, so read that if you don't want to be confuzzled.

(this topic was approved by myrth)

Since our auction has noone to well auction anyone off, I'll take charge...

GMC going once...
going twice....


YOU DON'T TAKE CHARGE!!! I AM IN CHARGE!!!!

Bid corrected. $20 million!

Myrth, Cog, and Steph are now owned. :D

I'm stopping the bidding on these mods so the other little moddys don't feel left out.

DON'T ATTEMPT TO OWN TWO MODS!!!!!!

Winners are shown in the first post.

(i know this isn't being done very well, but I don't see a better way to do it)

Sorry for the confusion, but to make it less confusing ONLY BIDS IN AMERICAN DOLLARS WILL BE ACCEPTED!! Please make your bids over again. I edited the first post, so read that if you don't want to be confuzzled.

(this topic was approved by myrth)
$.02 for GMC!

$.02 for GMC!

We'll wait a bit to see if anyone wants to up your offer.

$0.03

$0.03
$0.04

Wow. High spenders. :D

Wow. High spenders. :D
I've got an exhaustive pocketbook out of which to spend, obviously.


:D

Well. I'll be back in the morning. Bidding for the mods that have been bidded for will close at that time, to move things along. So better get bidding for GMC :D

I want to bid for The Most Glorious Hack...cos he reinstated the first Paradise Club thread after it was deated *sighs* my hero *sighs again*

so...i bid...*searches in handbag*

1 used lipstick,
1 new lipstick
packet of cond...er...right...
1/2 packet of mints
small mirror
tissues
driving licence (yes, for you TMGH...anything!)
purse (contains $25)
4 biros
address book
mobile
diary
small torch
toilet paper (um...unused)
comb
oh!... so that's where it went *looks up* you don't need to know ;)
stockings
mascara

AND...if it will tip the balance i'll throw in my body for good measure :D

I'll bid $50 for RepProd for as many days as she's game. ;)

Feth me, I'll put down 2k for Lord Melkor, I just want to shake his hand.

Is Jesus a mod?

SalusaSecondus - eleventybilliondollars

Myrth now owned. :D


Awwww :(

who got Myrth?

Dezzan: Kentington for $32.11

who got Myrth?
Unfree People already had full rights to me :p

$10 for sal and [violet]

i bid 3 grand for steph :D

Woo-hoo!


*Kat dances around the forum*

;)

16 million dollars on Melkor Unchained


I'll kill him and steal his nation :p

Unfree People already had full rights to me :p

Not for a day she doesn't :D

$10 for sal and [violet]

pick one

i bid 3 grand for steph :D


Steph is already owned :D

Mods owned so far:

Cogitation: $20 million by Katganistan
Stephistan: $20 by Kisaruzu
Myrth: $32.11 by Kentington
Melkor Unchained: $16 million by Greenmanbry
GMC Military Arms: $0.04 by CSW
Salsua Secondus: Eleventy Billion Dollars by BLARGistania
Reploid Productions: $50 by Sdaeriji
The Most Glorious Hack: $25 by Dezzan

$50 kajillion for [violet]

I think i'd want [Violet] since she's like the ubermod. 'Course, maybe Reppy, for the whole Forum 7 thing...

In fact, I would trade an original Forum 7 for Reppy.
For [violet] I'd give the Forum 7, five n00bs, a godmodder, and two pros.
Just cuz I'm nice I'll toss in my cumulative postcount from all my puppets (which ain't much) AND my other forum site puppets, which would actualy amout to quite a bit.

Anyone know the cash equivalent for this? I mean, a good n00b is gotta be worth at least a buck or two!

Ok, $6 trillion for [violet].

*sets auto-bidder to bid a dollar higher than anyone else*

i bid 1 billion for sirocco :D

I'm sorry, but I must decline this generous offer. I feel I should be exempt from this bidding process as I am a married woman. So I take myself out of the bidding, further more, no one owns me! Not even for a day!

I'm sorry, but I must decline this generous offer. I feel I should be exempt from this bidding process as I am a married woman. So I take myself out of the bidding, further more, no one owns me! Not even for a day!

Not what you told me ;)

So I take myself out of the bidding, further more, no one owns me! Not even for a day!

Heh! ya might enjoy it ;)

Go on Steph...tis only a game...er...isn't it?

I'll bett 100$ on any and all mod not owned yet. I'm bound to get one.

*seta auto bidder for $1.01 dollar higher then Rhyno D*

Well.. I guess I own Melkor!.. teeeheee... :p

*place Melkor on lap and cuddlees him* ;)

*seta auto bidder for $1.01 dollar higher then Rhyno D*

*is already auto-bidding, so this could go on infinitely* Let me have her, I bidded first!

I'm sorry, but I must decline this generous offer. I feel I should be exempt from this bidding process as I am a married woman. So I take myself out of the bidding, further more, no one owns me! Not even for a day!

But you have already been sold. :D

You don't want to dissapoint the public, do you? And it's only for a day. ;)

Currently:

Mods sold:

Cogitation: $20 million by Katganistan
Stephistan: $20 by Kisaruzu
Myrth: $32.11 by Kentington
Melkor Unchained: $16 million by Greenmanbry
GMC Military Arms: $0.04 by CSW
Salsua Secondus: Eleventy Billion Dollars by BLARGistania
Reploid Productions: $50 by Sdaeriji
The Most Glorious Hack: $25 by Dezzan
Sirocco: $1 billion by Petsburg
[violet]: a tie between Huzen Hagen and Rhyno D due to auto bids (guess they'll have to fight over her)

Mods left:

Scolopendra
Karmabaijan
Menelmacar
The SLAGLands
Ineptia
TJHairball
Tactical Grace

*balls fists*

*takes stance*

*decks HH*

But you have already been sold. :D

You can't sell some thing that is not for sale ...

You can't sell some thing that is not for sale ...

Damnit. Fine. Stephistan is now off the list. Kisaruzu won't be happy. You just broke his heart.

Sure you can!

10$ for the Slaglandz0r!

The SLAGLands is now OWNED :D

Yay! I own Salusa!

1000 dollars on any of the mods. By the way, what can you do when you "own" a mod?

1000 dollars on any of the mods. By the way, what can you do when you "own" a mod?

Remember they can still pwn us in a second if we get out of line. ;)

1000 dollars on any of the mods. By the way, what can you do when you "own" a mod?

well, you can do anything. Even, dare I say, fulfill your sexual fantacies ;)

well, you can do anything. Even, dare I say, fulfill your sexual fantacies ;)

Didn't this get you in hot water before?

Didn't this get you in hot water before?

Indeed it did. Japaica, lay off that stuff, ok? Some of the mods find it insulting.

Didn't this get you in hot water before?

Hahaha, this is like one of those comedy shows. You know the one were the clever one always has to explain things to the stupid one.

well, you can do anything. Even, dare I say, fulfill your sexual fantacies ;)

Anything? Give me a mod!!! I'm not gonna do anything sick but I have something in mind.

Anything? Give me a mod!!! I'm not gonna do anything sick but I have something in mind.

bid on one

1000 on Tactical Grace.

Indeed it did. Japaica, lay off that stuff, ok? Some of the mods find it insulting.

Sorry :D

But how can the mods find this insulting? I'd think it would be flattering.

You all are probably laughing about me in a moddy chat room somewhere, making bets on how long it'll be before I do something deat worthy.

(please don't ban me)

1000 on Tactical Grace.


Tactical Grace is now OWNED :D

...have fun I.A. :D

Can I bid on a player? I'll bid $1,578,424,426 on BLARGistania

Tactical Grace is now OWNED :D

...have fun I.A. :D

Exellent, I will give my orders to him over a tg. Muhahahahahaha!

Exellent, I will give my orders to him over a tg. Muhahahahahaha!

I doubt the mods read their tgs. They probably get so many.

Can I bid on a player? I'll bid $1,578,424,426 on BLARGistania

NO

I doubt the mods read their tgs. They probably get so many.

Well he better read mine, I bought him and I want my ex-nation back! :mad:

Gah!! I know it's not II. Wasn't trying to be formal...but if you insist...(old text is now whited out)

|-|3/ _|4|*41(4!!!!!l333333337!!!111 T3h z00gie5 p30pl3 wud lyk 2 bid π $$ in l337 imaginary z00gie (urren(y on Sc0l0 and an0ther π on Menelmacar!!! W00t!!!1111one...s0 j00 has b3773r g1\/3 us t3h |\/|0dz0rs 0r w3 shall n00k j00 to 0blivi0n and then p4wn j00 4ll!! l337! w00t!

(informal 'nuff? ;))


We'll bid π in our own imaginary currency on each Scolo and Menelmacar. Money wired over the lowest security medium imaginable.


The strange character that looks a tad like 'n' is Pi, by the way

We'll bid π in our own imaginary currency on each Scolo and Menelmacar. Money wired over the lowest security medium imaginable.


The strange character that looks a tad like 'n' is Pi, by the way

This isn't international incidents. No need to be formal.

OK, One hundred million dollars on everyone who's left.

Since HH isn't fighting back, I'll assume I decked him so hard he got KOed, and I now claim [violet] as my own!

We offer 1,000 metric tons of our nation's primary agricultural product (guess what it is :) ) and a platinum one-hitter for whichever mod is up for grabs.

*Relises there are no mods left that will suit her needs*

Awwww nuts :(

Since HH isn't fighting back, I'll assume I decked him so hard he got KOed, and I now claim [violet] as my own!

*gets up and gives rhyno d a glasgow kiss*, doesnt matter. I have to go away tomorrow so you have her anyway. So long as i am given modly powers for when i getback in 2 weeks i wont track you down and kill you for takng my fun

1500$ for Ineptia
A mod would be a great decoration for my cottage.

We offer 1,000 metric tons of our nation's primary agricultural product (guess what it is :) ) and a platinum one-hitter for whichever mod is up for grabs.


NO PAYING IN DRUGS!!! only money :D

*Relises there are no mods left that will suit her needs*

Awwww nuts :(


OMG!!!! I just relized!!! YOU ARE SKOFFIN!!!

4 moddies left :D

Gah!! I know it's not II. Wasn't trying to be formal...but if you insist...(old text is now whited out)

|-|3/ _|4|*41(4!!!!!l333333337!!!111 T3h z00gie5 p30pl3 wud lyk 2 bid π $$ in l337 imaginary z00gie (urren(y on Sc0l0 and an0ther π on Menelmacar!!! W00t!!!1111one...s0 j00 has b3773r g1\/3 us t3h |\/|0dz0rs 0r w3 shall n00k j00 to 0blivi0n and then p4wn j00 4ll!! l337! w00t!

(informal 'nuff? ;))


We'll bid π in our own imaginary currency on each Scolo and Menelmacar. Money wired over the lowest security medium imaginable.


The strange character that looks a tad like 'n' is Pi, by the way

close :D

Darn it, I wanted Tactical Grace. I was hoping he could build me a wind farm or something.

Darn it, I wanted Tactical Grace. I was hoping he could build me a wind farm or something.


It's only for a day though. I wanted it to be just "own a mod" but myrth wouldn't let me. :(

Well, I think Myrth needs a nap. He seems to be cranky lately.

SLAG IS MINE11!!!1!!1omg.

I didn't really have any plan for what to do with my new possession, other than putting Slag up on the mantle right next to the fake deer heads. Me big hunter!

OMG!!!! I just relized!!! YOU ARE SKOFFIN!!!
Wow Jap...little slow there?

Wow Jap...little slow there?

lol yeah. She wouldn't tell me what her NS nation was so I kept on looking for red writing. :D

Hmmm...what to do with [violet]...what to do...what to do...

I know...I'LL MAKE HER TELL ME WHO MAX IS! FINALLY, THE SECRET SHALL BE REVEALED!

Of course, I could also make her remake forum 7....secrets revealed...forum 7...secrets revealed...forum 7...decisions...

lol yeah. She wouldn't tell me what her NS nation was so I kept on looking for red writing. :D

She did make a thread promising 5 bucks for whoever could guess who she was...Zwange, I mean. Like, everyone from SSA practically screamed "SKOFFIN! GIVE MONEY NOW!"

She did make a thread promising 5 bucks for whoever could guess who she was...Zwange, I mean. Like, everyone from SSA practically screamed "SKOFFIN! GIVE MONEY NOW!"

didn't see that thread

bump

HA! Now, Violet, I demand the truth! WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHO IS MAX BERRY!?!?!?

(I figure I don't really need forum 7 anymore, what with JoltSpam and SSA...)

lol yeah. She wouldn't tell me what her NS nation was so I kept on looking for red writing. :D


Just because I write in red doesn't necessarily mean I'm her.

Idiot. :D

I bid, 1,000,000,000,000$ and a penny for the rest of the Mods

$25?

Do I at least get a cut of that?

I bid 199 566 77 trillion for the rest of them :D

Plus I have Ice cream

She did make a thread promising 5 bucks for whoever could guess who she was...Zwange, I mean. Like, everyone from SSA practically screamed "SKOFFIN! GIVE MONEY NOW!"
cept for me... aint being round much lately...hmm.. just checking if things have changed...

uhh... ill give you a bristlenose catfish fry (baby) if i cna have TJ Hairball :P
(that bristle nosee could be worth 20 buckas if you grow it.. or at least $3 :P)

he just seems like such a cool mod :P

I bid 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 Dollars, and TWO pennnies, for the rest of them.

I bid 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000 Dollars, and TWO pennnies, for the rest of them.
NOO!!11!! I WANT TJ!!

Dammit! All the good mods are already owned! Only the dregs are left!



*kisses nation goodbye :D *

cept for me... aint being round much lately...hmm.. just checking if things have changed...

uhh... ill give you a bristlenose catfish fry (baby) if i cna have TJ Hairball :P
(that bristle nosee could be worth 20 buckas if you grow it.. or at least $3 :P)

he just seems like such a cool mod :P

Dammit, Lapse, get your ass back on to SSA!

We need real money amounts. And only bid on one mod.

And Hack: You get the satisfaction of knowing that someone wants you as their sex slave...uh...i mean...the satisfaction of knowing that someone wants to own you for a day :D

bump

And Hack: You get the satisfaction of knowing that someone wants you as their sex slave...uh...i mean...the satisfaction of knowing that someone wants to own you for a day :D
Hrumph.

Hrumph.

:D

I bid 123 657 748 674 677 million on which eithers left

I bid a million for Menelmacar.

i'll bid $1 for Scolopendra, unless someone else has already bid higher in which case i'll match that bid plus an extra $0.01

2 moddys left

I bid $124.99 on Karmabaijan!!

Scolopendra: $1 by Wackelli


Not fair!! I bid 3.14159....in my currency, which is something like $1.6 USD (check thirdgeek :)) for Scolo!! That's like more than ten bucks!

Informal enough? Muahaha, if Wackelli matches that bid, I'll square mine.

Anybody interested in an old, retired Mod?

Woo-hoo!


*Kat dances around the forum*

;)
/me notices the topic.

Okay, I don't know whether to be very flattered or very scared.

Someone refresh my memory, is Katganistan male or female?

--The Jovial States of Cogitation

...and welcome back to NationStates, Neut. :)

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

Anybody interested in an old, retired Mod?

I'll wager a $10thou bid on the transgendered Russian Satellite. ;) Bye bye nation..

/me notices the topic.

Okay, I don't know whether to be very flattered or very scared.

Someone refresh my memory, is Katganistan male or female?
Nevermind, I found out elsewhere. :)

/me is trying to figure out if a womans desire to own him is scary or romantic.

....and where's all this money going, anyway? :p

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

Anybody interested in an old, retired Mod?
I want Amerigo! Ill put up 70 Ka-trillion dollars on Amerigo!

Anybody interested in an old, retired Mod?

HE'S BACK!! *parties and then cowers ;)*

I'll bid 296 endorsements for Neut.

Anybody interested in an old, retired Mod?
I would but I've got my mod...speaking of, I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD THE TRUTH, VIOLET! WHO IS MAX BARRY!?!?!?

TJ is the only moddy left.

And Neut, you have been sold. :D

I'll put up $00.20 on TJ.

OK,

I'm too damn lazy to read the whole thread.

I just want to know if anyone took my wife for a day, and if so I hope that they understand that this deal would have to be contigent on them also taking the kids so I can relax in peace and quiet for 24 hours....

:D

OK,

I'm too damn lazy to read the whole thread.

I just want to know if anyone took my wife for a day, and if so I hope that they understand that this deal would have to be contigent on them also taking the kids so I can relax in peace and quiet for 24 hours....

:D

LOL!!!

Sorry, Zeppistan -- she declined the generous offer made for her. :) Guess you're stuck with the family for good!

789 million on the mod left, plus 400 tubs of ice cream :D

yay!!!! i won! *snicker*

ill give you zwange's 789 million PLUS zwange if I cna have TJ...and i will also throw in a free catfish :)

789 million plus Zwange and a catfish? Ooh.


What kind of catfish, by the way?

hmmm says theres one left.... i bid eleventy trillion dollars and 42 cents.

We need real money amounts. And only bid on one mod.

And Hack: You get the satisfaction of knowing that someone wants you as their sex slave...uh...i mean...the satisfaction of knowing that someone wants to own you for a day :D

You're spreading rumours again Jappy!

I deny everything... :D

$25?

Do I at least get a cut of that?

For you i'll give $25 all of your own, limitless beer and eternal devotion...you restored the Paradise Club thread (and my all my posts)...

can't say fairer than that

...but if you want to be a sex slave... :D

hmmm says theres one left.... i bid eleventy trillion dollars and 42 cents.
Evaluating eleventy as 10^-11, you're behind already. ;)

So, is Zwange and a catfish (Lapse's bid) worth more or less than 400 tubs of ice cream (Zwange's bid)?

I'll take TJHairball for $9.99x10^9999999, please

For you i'll give $25 all of your own, limitless beer and eternal devotion...you restored the Paradise Club thread (and my all my posts)...

can't say fairer than that

Hm. Well, that works.

...but if you want to be a sex slave... :D
Ahem.
>.>
<.<
>.>

Ahem.
>.>
<.<
>.>

I was only going by what Jap said...

after what you did for my post count...anything...for you ANYTHING ...

(within reasonable reason heheh)

PS I'm Dezzan...more correctly Prue...

and if you can tell me why this happens sometimes and not others that would be a bonus although not necessary...

*blushes at incompetance and creeps away to find some lunch*

Hm. Then shouldn't I be worth more than $25?

Hm. Then shouldn't I be worth more than $25?

*gasps*

you don't think $25 is reasonable???

what did you have in mind?

*gasps*

you don't think $25 is reasonable???

Well... other mods got bids in the millions...

what did you have in mind?
No comment.

Evaluating eleventy as 10^-11, you're behind already. ;)

So, is Zwange and a catfish (Lapse's bid) worth more or less than 400 tubs of ice cream (Zwange's bid)?

Well, since everyone bidding on TJ isn't using solid dollar amounts, we'll let him decide who he wants to own him for a day. Either Zwange, Lapse, Kwaswhakistan, or Superpower07. :D

Well, since everyone bidding on TJ isn't using solid dollar amounts, we'll let him decide who he wants to own him for a day. Either Zwange, Lapse, Kwaswhakistan, or Superpower07. :D
i bid twenty TJhairball clones. :D

ok. I bid 20 cases of mountain dew, and 20 bags of chile cheese fritos. on top of that i'll add a case of baawls and some penguin mints.

ooooo big competition over TJ. I wonder who he'll decide.

Think about it TJ, that's.... well it's a lot of mountain dew, more than i can add up.

What!? People are using me as currency!? I sure am a popular girl today <_<

789 million plus Zwange and a catfish? Ooh.


What kind of catfish, by the way?
albino bristlenose :P...or normal bristlenose if you would prefer :P
or an eeltail...

preferalbly not a corydoras though...

do i win the bid :D

we shall let tj decide :D

bump

What M0ds are still up for pwnage?

Just tj. And we're letting him decide who he wants.

:) Yes, I'm a female... and I promise, my motives are honorable!

So uhh who get's him?

Tj Shall Decide!!!!!!!

Oh he will never decide

*brings forth the catfish offering*