Screw It
Suicidal Librarians
10-08-2004, 23:44
Why even bother trying to make American better? Why even bother trying to make the world better? I'm going to find another planet to live on lightyears away from this screwed up world. All the normal people can inhabit it before they lose their sanity living on Earth with all of it's problems.
Terra - Domina
10-08-2004, 23:45
lol
Suicidal Librarians
10-08-2004, 23:48
lol
Don't laugh, it could happen. I could name the planet "Nebraska". That's where most of the normal Americans are anyway.
Terra - Domina
10-08-2004, 23:52
im only laughing because a friend and I had the exact same conversation while we were all tripped out.
Terracorp
11-08-2004, 00:33
The only solution is mass murder. Why can't anyone see that?
Jessicia
11-08-2004, 00:38
The only solution is mass murder. Why can't anyone see that?
I see that. But I'm pretty sure that those who do the murdering of the stupid people will become corrupt and then we'll needed to murder them too.
Johnistan
11-08-2004, 00:40
Actually what we need is a good nuclear war and a post apocylptic wasteland, that'd get rid of a lot of bullshit.
Jessicia
11-08-2004, 00:44
Actually what we need is a good nuclear war and a post apocylptic wasteland, that'd get rid of a lot of bullshit.
The majority will become stupid and ignorant because of lack of schooling. Religious people will take advantage of this and do everything in their power not to have them learn. Dark Ages Version 2.0.
Argheraal
11-08-2004, 00:47
Yeah.. it is about time another massive extinction via huge bad ass meteor to happen to this planet once again... :)
Mentholyptus
11-08-2004, 00:51
Suicidal Librarians, can I come with? Are there any open crew positions on your spaceship to Planet Nebraska?
Jessicia
11-08-2004, 00:51
Yeah.. it is about time another massive extinction via huge bad ass meteor to happen to this planet once again... :)
One can only dream. I'd go with that on the condition that the next intelligent species to evolve on earth explore space. As long as an earthling gets to then it's all good. Earth pride!
Jessicia
11-08-2004, 00:54
Suicidal Librarians, can I come with? Are there any open crew positions on your spaceship to Planet Nebraska?
And I'd like a position with security. I will hunt down any stray stupid people that try to stow away.
HannibalSmith
11-08-2004, 00:59
Actually what we need is a good nuclear war and a post apocylptic wasteland, that'd get rid of a lot of bullshit.
No then the world would be like a post apocylptic B movie with roving gangs of ruffians.
Sumamba Buwhan
11-08-2004, 01:00
Suicidal Librarians, can I come with? Are there any open crew positions on your spaceship to Planet Nebraska?
I was goign to ask the same thing.
I want to be the cook and the botanist. Also I want to be the ships prostitute.
Sumamba Buwhan
11-08-2004, 01:03
What kind of govt. will there be on the planet nebraska? how do we keep you from creating a dictatorship and making us build pyramids in your honor?
Suicidal Librarians
11-08-2004, 01:08
The state Nebraska isn't full of people so I will have plenty of vacancies on Planet Nebraska. You can have whatever job you like, robots will do most of the grueling labor so you can have a more comfortable job than anything like that. I will be the ruler because Planet Nebraska was my idea, and I am neither liberal nor conservative, I'm right smack in the middle, to give you an idea on government.
Suicidal Librarians
11-08-2004, 01:13
What kind of govt. will there be on the planet nebraska? how do we keep you from creating a dictatorship and making us build pyramids in your honor?
Don't worry, there will be robots to do that. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
11-08-2004, 03:00
A planet composed entirely out of butterscotch pudding would be nice. :D
The Ground State
11-08-2004, 04:00
Sounds like a plan.
Or we could just solve 98% of the problems on this planet by feeding the willfully ignorant and intolerant to the hungry.
Katganistan
11-08-2004, 04:37
...cut the dosage.
Druthulhu
11-08-2004, 05:19
Let's do it. We'll move to a new planet and watch the mushroom clouds overtake this one. By the time the Earth and what's left of mankind rises up to the level they were at when we left, we'll have adapted to our new home and won't resemble the new humanity of Earth much if at all. Then we can come back, write meaningless doodles in their wheat fields, and abduct a few of them for pointless anal probing.
Why even bother trying to make American better? Why even bother trying to make the world better? I'm going to find another planet to live on lightyears away from this screwed up world. All the normal people can inhabit it before they lose their sanity living on Earth with all of it's problems.
Now that, has been the most intelligible thing I've heard on NS for months
(no, i'm not being sarcastic. i'm serious)
Suicidal Librarians
11-08-2004, 17:35
Now that, has been the most intelligible thing I've heard on NS for months
(no, i'm not being sarcastic. i'm serious)
Wow, thanks. :)