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How, personaly I invison my self at war with tons of people dying around me and a american flag full of bullet holes as me and like 50 other people are shooting some other group with tons more people becasue the democrats cut the army funding, with me yelling "damn it"

I have no idea how I'm going to die. I'd prefer it to be painless, though. It's odd, I have no fear of death, but stubbing my toe is horrifying. I'm just wierd I guess.

1) I am not afraid of death.. at all.. in fact, I anticipate it and am taking all precautions to prepare for it..

2) I also envision myself as dying on a battlefield.. weird :confused:

How, personaly I invison my self at war with tons of people dying around me and a american flag full of bullet holes as me and like 50 other people are shooting some other group with tons more people becasue the democrats cut the army funding, with me yelling "damn it"
Erm, right. That's actually more of a teenage psuedo-patriotic fantasy or a Hollywood movie scene than a premonition of your death though.

Erm, right. That's actually more of a teenage psuedo-patriotic fantasy or a Hollywood movie scene than a premonition of your death though.
hey, I asked how you Invison it not what will happen.

In a avalanche or crevasse, since my job is here, I risk it (hope that I die in bed).

I'm not sure, but the John Entwistle scenario looks fairly attractive.

Leading an assult on Mordor. Oh wait that is a book....

I don't concern myself with death.

I only concern myself with how I live......

Thing about my invison ment is I feel like I am gonna die early not of old age or sickness but I feel like I just will not live to be very old so I like my curent Invison ment becasue it fits all my critas

Only the good die young, so I figure I'll be here forever! :D

Only the good die young, so I figure I'll be here forever! :D
LOL

Heart problems in my seventies. That's my guess. High blood pressure is a problem on both sides of my family.

Only the good die young, so I figure I'll be here forever! :D

Damn! Only the good die young?

Actually, now that I think about it, that does explain why I'm still here... ;)

I'm absolutely afraid of death. It's that reason why, no matter how depressed I get, I will never suicide. Quite a self-defense mechanism.

Me? I expect I'll get some wacky disease (if it's happened before in the family, chances are it'll happen to you; serious here) and die however the fashion is of dying with that disease.

i envision myself dying, hard.

Only the good die young, so I figure I'll be here forever! :D
Maybe, if I play my cards right, I'll be immortal...

I'll do it!

I'm absolutely afraid of death. It's that reason why, no matter how depressed I get, I will never suicide. Quite a self-defense mechanism.

Me? I expect I'll get some wacky disease (if it's happened before in the family, chances are it'll happen to you; serious here) and die however the fashion is of dying with that disease.
dude suicide a waist of life, I know when you are looking faced down at a pit its not the option many people will choose.

i envision myself dying, hard.
The detail of you'r death is awe inspiring!

dude suicide a waist of life, I know when you are looking faced down at a pit its not the option many people will choose.
I know that.

But if I ever WERE to consider it, for some retarded reason...

Probably wouldn't happen.

Picture this. If you will. Conveniently imagined for me by Terry Pratchett.

I'm standing, on a hill, in a lighting storm, with a metal umbrella, steel boots, and a loudspeaker, shouting "ALL GODS ARE BAS- zappppppp"

Thus I die.

I nearly died twice when i was twelve one was crossing the highway but put
there wrong blinker on the fender was actually touching my skin but i just did not care that i nearly died i was actually luaghing and swearing at the driver i put a crack in his window because i threw a rock at it as i was walking off.

And another time i was in a car behind a caravan we went to overtake it but a car was coming towards us we just turned back just in time.

My parents called me a psycho cause i didn't care but me i got nerves of steel or i'm just so evil i'll never die but live on through my evil actions deep down i know that my evil actions will save me.

I know that.

But if I ever WERE to consider it, for some retarded reason...

Probably wouldn't happen.
dude chance are 99% you won't you almost always change you'r mind at the last second and I know, just trust me.

I hope to die when im 100 years old; asleep in a rocking chair.

I know i'll die from a heart attack, cause I stress out too much

80 years old, boning the Playmate of the Month, shot by her jealous husband.

How, personaly I invison my self at war with tons of people dying around me and a american flag full of bullet holes as me and like 50 other people are shooting some other group with tons more people becasue the democrats cut the army funding, with me yelling "damn it"

It's sort of odd and still depressing but I actually never envisioned myself living anywhere past like 25. I don't even know why. I just feel that my luck is just bad enough to die in a freak accident or something.That unlucky or that clumbsy.

I'm not sure how but I keep two pennies super-glued to the bottom of my tounge at all times just incase to happens without warning.

C4 vest and a hail of bullets, is anything else really essential?

I figure at about age 97 I'll get shot by some guy who catches me in bed with his 22 year old wife. :p

I will die in a fight of some kind. I'll come home from work and find my house being ransacked by burglars and I smack em all up, and when the cops show up and try to arrest me, I'll resist and eventually get shot. I'm talking tooth and Nail fighting. I will be a bloody wreck.

Brain tumor. Age 45. It's how all the men in my family seem to go. Who am I to buck tradition?

I see myself dying in a desert, alone, exposed to the elements. and an old man. Grizzly way to die, but at least I have a nice cactus to urinate in :).

id put my money on either cancer or a heart attack, heart attack cause of the family, and cancer, cause nowadays they say basically everything causes cancer

i plan to live forever....
so far so good

lol. DF. We all wish we could have a kickass death.

"this is what happens when you take money outta the military and put it into healthcare"

I'll die by getting shot in an embarrassing part of my anatomy, in the most embarrasing part of town of the city which would cause the most humiliation to die in, furthermore I'll be killed by the person who is the most embarrasing to get killed by.

lol. DF. We all wish we could have a kickass death.

"this is what happens when you take money outta the military and put it into healthcare"
Actually I intend to join the army or marines as soon as I qualify.

Actually I intend to join the army or marines as soon as I qualify.
I remember I was talking to my father once about his father, who was in the army. My father once wanted to join the army and his father said "don't."
Seriously, it's just about the worst job you can get.

I'm going to become a trillionaire and die at 121 instantly from a heartattack while fucking 22 yr old woman

Idealized version: Never die. I'd actually get a kick out of living forever. Even the boredom sounds good. I could wander around forever and watch history unfolding. Sounds like fun.

Reality: Alone. Like everyone else.

Idealized version: Never die. I'd actually get a kick out of living forever. Even the boredom sounds good. I could wander around forever and watch history unfolding. Sounds like fun.

Reality: Alone. Like everyone else.
Damnit, Idealism is so much more fun than realism. If only Idealism were real...

Either in a skydiving accident or something really stupid, like falling in the stairs and cracking my skull open. :p

Though cancer seems more likely...
That reminds me of a NEAR-DEATH situation I had once. I was running down some stairs, tripped, fell on my back and basically slided down. Had the wind knocked out of me. Almost broke my spinal cord, I would have if I weren't (ironically) so fat.

Lung Cancer, listening to "Don't Fear the Reaper" by the Blue Oyster Cult.

Lung Cancer, because I smoke.

Don't fear the Reaper, because I friggin' love that song.

At the age of 27 (because all the best people die at the age of 27. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison...). Probably something cool like being fired out of a cannon.

Hmmm, I flew in Vietnam so I've been close to death many times, I never thought I'd make it home, but alas I did. I suppose I will die a death like Don Corleone. Chasing my grand kids around the tomatoes, suffering a massive heart attack.

Assasination


see sig

I don't really concern myself with dying. I focuse more on the living.
Anyway i'm planning to save a lot of money then have myself frozen after i die. To be resurrected when the technology allows. There is atleast one company in America offering that kind of service. If i remember correct, it wasn't even crazily expensive. So i'm coming back, if the world doesn't end before that kind of technology is available.

I want to die peacfully whilst asleep like my father. Rather then screaming in terror like his passengers.

i think i'll prolly commit suicide.. heh.. it will get 2 much 4 me..

I'm gonna be frozen, so technically, I won't die until I thaw. Or some other catastrophe occurs while I'm frozen.

I'm gonna be frozen, so technically, I won't die until I thaw. Or some other catastrophe occurs while I'm frozen.

Nice to see someone else who's gonna try that.

Well I just hope I can see it coming. Not knowing that your dead is one of the shittiest feelings in the afterlife.

I don't really care how or when I die, so long as it's in a Japanese brothel.

I want to die peacfully whilst asleep like my father. Rather then screaming in terror like his passengers.

That's the funniest thing I have ever seen on these forums ...

I'm making that part of my sig.

That's the funniest thing I have ever seen on these forums ...

I'm making that part of my sig.
It’s a very old joke mind you though.

I'd prefer to die peacefully in happy peaceful times in my sleep or at least comfortable etc.

most likely I'll be defending myself, fighting in war either voluntarily so or I was forced via a draft :(

I doubt any others though

It’s a very old joke mind you though.

Aye ... but be that as it may ... it gave me a mighty guffaw and, for that, I will credit Conceptualists. :)