NationStates Jolt Archive


Hairy Kerry

-Arynth-
09-08-2004, 19:26
So John Kerry came through my town last night (Flagstaff, AZ) and my older sister, being the political activist that she is, dragged me to the rally downtown. Kerry was supposed to come into town on a train at about 9 pm, but he actually didn't show up until 11 (which was convenient as we decided to hit the bar until he actually showed up).

Now, I'll tell you, he is actually a LOT handsomer in person than on TV. You always see him all saggy, but he's really not that bad, but he really did need a shave. Or maybe it was the tequila shots I had in me. Anyway...

There were about 10,000 people that showed up, but the organizers of the thing only expected about 1000. We were all crammed in together, listening raptly to his speech. He talked about his community service plan, in which every high school graduate will have the option of doing two years' community service for a four-year scholarship to an in-state college. Now, personally, I think it's a pretty good idea, but I'm not sure how he's going to pull it off.

He also talked about bringing back overseas jobs to the U.S., repairing foreign relations, balancing the budget, giving health insurance to Native American tribes, all those good things. I guess I was excited to see a potential president of my country in person and I felt good that I wasn't one of those apathetic college students you always see milling around. I've volunteered for the Democratic party now, something which I thought I would never EVER do, but I feel good about doing it. I suggest that other people volunteer, too, no matter what party you're affiliated with.

Ok, done rambling now. :p
Gigatron
09-08-2004, 19:40
Hairy isnt so bad :)
-Arynth-
09-08-2004, 19:44
Well, no, but it probably isn't too good for the President of the United States. And it's HOT in Arizona! ;)
Keruvalia
09-08-2004, 19:46
You mean he said something other than, "I'm not Bush" ?!?!
But some people around here scream and show links that it is his only platform!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

The NS neocons will think you're a liar and want proof.

Better be ready to provide a link to the place you were standing and the tavern in which you drank. Oh crap! You've lost all credibility because you admit to having some drinks!

The neocons may now rest easy as the poor guy was drunk and didn't know what he was hearing. Kerry is still the android created in a lab by Michael Moore and James Carville and it still only mechanically touts "I'm not Bush! I'm not Bush! I'm not Bush!"


:D

[stupidfuckinneocons]
BoogieDown Production
09-08-2004, 19:47
I think that we can all agree that the democratic ticket has better hair than the Republican one.
Gods Bowels
09-08-2004, 19:48
but surely he must have talked about what a hero he was in Vietnam right?
Gigatron
09-08-2004, 19:51
Besides, better be unshaved than actually be named like pubic hair.. ewww "BUSH"
-Arynth-
09-08-2004, 19:52
Hey, if they want proof, I've got it. I still have my entry ticket, my bar receipt, and a picture of my sister and me standing in front of the platform. And if they're really curious, I went to San Felipe's and had shrimp tacos for dinner, then down the street to Maloney's for the shots. I have the receipt for that too, showing date and time so :P to them.

And he only mentioned Bush once to say it's time to fix the economy he's broken. It's true, though, he's NOT Bush, for which I am very thankful. :D
Spurland
09-08-2004, 19:54
Ever read that sign during protests against the war around the world saying, "I got rid of my Bush, now you get rid of yours."
New Astrolia
09-08-2004, 19:58
All anyone needs to know he's not Bush. Its a good thing :d

Although its depressing that he wont be the opposite of Bush. He'll only be somewhat better on the overall scale of presidents.
Gigatron
09-08-2004, 19:58
Ever read that sign during protests against the war around the world saying, "I got rid of my Bush, now you get rid of yours."
Or young girls with signs saying "The only Bush I trust is my own!"
-Arynth-
09-08-2004, 20:02
ooooooooook, that's plenty far enough :p
Spurland
09-08-2004, 20:07
8-)
Gods Bowels
09-08-2004, 20:08
Yeah I have never seen such dislike for a "president" before in my life.

The only thing that will save Bush now is if they wheel out Osama in October as so many have suggested before.

He's hanging himself with nearly every action he takes. It's quite amusing to watch but quite depressing to live under.