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In the spirit of the old forums: its a pointless game!

The rules: you can do anything to any other player, just keep it PG-13

*waits for someone to enter*

In the spirit of the old forums: its a pointless game!

The rules: you can do anything to any other player, just keep it PG-13

*waits for someone to enter*

**gives Blue Viper some pants**

**gives Blue Viper some pants**

*takes pants away again, lets BV loose*

*tickles BLARGistania mercilessly*

*Slaps Blargistania*

And thats for calling me dumb!

*tickles BLARGistania mercilessly*

*folds over laughing, gives Trott stick of dynamite*

*Slaps Blargistania*

And thats for calling me dumb!

*slaps back with a fish*

*runs from the room sobbing huge salty tears vowing revenge*

**grabs a video camera and a cell phone**

Hello, operator? I need the number of some very rich people in the porn industy. Thank you, I'll hold."

Oh, you two don't mind meeeeeee...:D

**peeks his head in**

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**runs in fear**

**grabs a video camera and a cell phone**

Hello, operator? I need the number of some very rich people in the porn industy. Thank you, I'll hold."

Oh, you two don't mind meeeeeee...:D

*slaps Goed with the same fish*

*slaps Goed with the same fish*

Mmmmm **catches it on tape** kinky

Mmmmm **catches it on tape** kinky

*unzips pants*

*unzips pants*

Oooooooo, now we're gettin' steamy!

Where is that blasted zoom function...

*unzips pants*
Brings in the censors to ensure a PG-13 rating.

tsk tsk... :p

Oooooooo, now we're gettin' steamy!

Where is that blasted zoom function...

*pulls maglite out of pants, breaks camera*

*pulls maglite out of pants, breaks camera*

N-n-nooooooo! Millions of dollars, lost!

BLAST! FOILED AGAIN!

**returns to his secret hideout to plot**

Pulls out a videophone for Goed... (you'll have to be brief)

Pulls out a videophone for Goed... (you'll have to be brief)

*damn video thingies!*

*turns on some "romantic movies" to keep Goed happy*

you people have no imagination

*wanders in with fluffy handcuffs*
*stops to consider who would be the most amusing if, say, handcuffed to a doorframe*



*realises that doorframes aren't useful for handcuffing people to*
*decides a pole of some sort would be better*

*is so wrapped up in thought, forgets all about handcuffs*

*quitely handcuffs Shaed to a chair*

Man, you better have something to entertain me with, like feathers.

In the meantime *is handcuffed to chair* :p

**comes back with...a NEW video tape! A stronger one!**

Holy crap, you guys. Man, who said foreplay is dead?

**starts taping**

**Makes everyone here take a Myers-Briggs personality type test**

*fills the room with the stench of a mighty fart*

why go after one person when you can take out many at once?

*smacks gb with a giant steak flank for letting such a rancid stench out*

*orders 400 anchovie pizzas to be delivered to Avias house*

*pushes Shaed's chair over, tickles feet with feather*

*calls to divert pizzas to gb's house*

*Enters room wearing suit, carrying violin case labeled "Lorena Bobbit Scrotum-Seeking Weasel Academy," with an "Ann Coulter Finishing School for Refined Scrotum-Seeking Weasels" sticker on it*

Feel my wrath, ye who are lucky (or in this case unlucky) enough to possess scrotums!!! (scroti?)

*Opens case, 15 Scrotum-Seeking Attack Weasels run out at the others in the thread*
(Hastily slips on his cast-titanium ScrotaShieldtm, now sits in corner with his rifle) :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5:

*thinks that he is sexy*

**Makes everyone here take a Myers-Briggs personality type test**

*sobs as test reveals %64 possibility of being a serial killer*

*puts on anti-scrotom-seeking-weasel pants*

*unleashes the dogs of Savage on Mentho*

I. Hate. You. All.

Yes this is a bump./