NationStates Jolt Archive


Attack Weasels.

Lunatic Goofballs
09-08-2004, 02:54
The purpose of this thread is to designate one and only one target to be set upon by scrotum-seeking attack weasels.

Now, choose your target wisely. Be prepared to debate the merits of your target as the primary choice.

A few rules: Obviously, your target has to have a scrotum. This isn't meant to be sexist. For instance, Ann Coulter is still eligible. ;)

Second; live targets, please. Third rule; No politicians. Too easy.
Goed
09-08-2004, 02:58
Fred Phelps
Spoffin
09-08-2004, 03:04
You find me a politician who has anything to fill a scrotum with, and I'll send the weasels. Otherwise, target: my middle school Maths teacher: Mr Derek Ford

Go weasels go!
Lunatic Goofballs
09-08-2004, 03:15
Both good sound choices. :)
Spoffin
09-08-2004, 16:48
Both good sound choices. :)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can defend that choice to the hilt
Berkylvania
09-08-2004, 16:50
Fred Phelps is an excellent choice.

Coming in a close second: Ann Coulter, cause she's sure got some balls on her.
Hermie
09-08-2004, 17:13
Hillary Clinton.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-08-2004, 22:40
I'm leaning toward Fred Phelps myself. Let's hear some more nominees!
Squi
09-08-2004, 23:15
Jim Varney. Those Earnest movies really tick me off.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-08-2004, 23:16
Jim Varney. Those Earnest movies really tick me off.

Jim Varney is quite thoroughly dead.
Squi
09-08-2004, 23:17
Praise Allah. Those Earest movies really ticked me off.
Luckdonia
10-08-2004, 09:04
Peter Andre.If you are not familiar with him,count your blessings
Jessicia
10-08-2004, 10:53
Whoever lives at the bottom of this street. Just because.
Spoffin
12-08-2004, 23:02
Bump
Narklos
12-08-2004, 23:19
Peter Andre.If you are not familiar with him,count your blessings

i have to aggree with that one...

Gene simmons of KISS. KISS are a fairly ok band, but every interview ive seen with Gene on his own hes just come off as a pompous arrogant prick.


Sorry about grammatical errors... im knackered, ill correct them later... if i can be bothered.
Rhyno D
13-08-2004, 05:17
MAX BERRY! For inflicting NS on all of us innocent players! DAMN YOU MAX BERRY! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!
Celack
13-08-2004, 05:28
Rob Schneider. The only reason that Adam Sandler helped him become a star is that Schneider's movies made Sandler's look like instant comedy classics...
Demented Hamsters
13-08-2004, 13:30
Adam Sandler. Surely there's only so many movies you can make on an idiot whose 'funny' gag is going postal and yelling a lot every few minutes.

TV Evangalists. Do I have to give a reason?

Leonardo DeCaprio, for Titanic, The Beach and agreeing to do the awful voice-over in Gangs of New York.
New Raveena
13-08-2004, 13:35
Sean Connery.

I used to really like him and respect him as an actor until he stuck his oar in completely ruined The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.